Me: I very sad to say that this story is coming to a close.
Butch: Yes! Finally, your reign of terror is going to end!
Me: Aw, you make me sound like I'm a villain; oh wait, I am. Mwah ha ha. :D
Butch: Stop the evil laugh, it doesn't suit you.
Me: So what, you can't do it either, every time you try it always ends in a cough.
Butch: *red face* How do you know that?!
Me: Oh, I watch all the characters, not even their darkest secrets can be kept from me. :) Oh do you want me to mention that you-
Butch: No, you creepy stalker, stop watching.
Me: Don't worry, after the epilogue I'll be out of your hair... until my next PPGZ story, which should be a while.
Butch: Great~.
Buttercup: Hey, why do have to talk to him all the time?
Me: Um, I'm not answering that. I don't own the PPGZ characters just the plot. On with the story!
Normal POV
Blossom sat up with a start, exclaiming "This thing actually works!"
"Of course it works, I am an evil genius," Mojo bragged. Both weren't paying attention as Brick got up groggy.
"Where am I? What happened to all the snow?" he asked.
"Welcome back dude, we were afraid we lost you for a sec.," said Boomer, giving Brick a pat on the back maybe a little too hard.
Buttercup, however, had her brow scrunched in confusion. "Snow? What snow?" Blossom put up an innocent face; Brick started whistling, not wanting to share something as private as a dream.
"As much as I would love to continue this conversation, we've got bigger problems to worry about," Butch interrupted. Outside the window, the black dust cloud was coming for a second sweep. "Everyone out!" They didn't need to be told twice.
As soon as they were out, the house was swallowed whole.
"So you beat the dreams, well done; you must be so proud of yourselves," Him said, materializing in front of them. "Unfortunately that's not going to save you." With one sweep of his claw a gust of black dust ripped through the air; arms raised to block and coats to flap in the wind. (Will our faithful heroes survive? Tune in next time- I'm just messing with you, let's continue.)
"Is that all you got, Lobster?" taunted Butch.
"My, my, you're sure in a hurry to be destroyed, aren't you? No worries, it'll be soon enough," said Him, almost as if he was enjoying this before inhaling deeply, making the chest puff. As he exhaled, black dust clumps sharpened to a point, pinning Butch to the side of a building. Butch managed to pull himself free.
"Hey Blossom, you have a secret weapon up your sleeve, right?" asked Brick.
"Not that I can think of," Blossom thought aloud.
"Then what about that time in Egypt, Bubbles did a fusion move; can't you do that?" asked Boomer.
"And who do you think taught us that?" remarked Blossom, ignoring the boys' astonished faces, she continued. "Besides, he could be expecting that. We have to try something else, something he hasn't seen before." It only took Blossom a moment before she had it. "I know we could use the dynamo."
"Aren't you forgetting it's still in the repair shop after Mojo in Italy," (A/N: At least I think it was in Italy.) Buttercup reminded.
"Oh yeah, sorry."
"What about that love ray?" asked Bubbles.
"No, anything but that," Buttercup yelled, making an x with her arms. "We are not repeating the cockroach incident."
"Aw is Buttercup afraid of a couple of bugs?" said Butch in an annoying way.
"Hey they were ten feet tall okay." Buttercup had a tiny smirk of victory, barely visible, at Butch's slightly a mixture of surprise and freaked look.
"Buttercup's right, for all we know, we could have Him chasing us instead of roaches," Blossom pondered.
"You lost, dude?" asked Boomer. Brick and Butch nodded. Boomer then turned to the girls. "Okay we may not know what you're talking about but if it's an idea to stop Him then go for it. You never know until you try, right?"
"Your right, but you have to cover us," said Blossom, with a most serious look.
"Then let's get going before the city is destroyed," said Brick, as he flew off, the others following.
When they got there, most of the city streets were so dark that not even the brightest light penetrated through the swelling mass of black dust. Where the dust hadn't reached, people were evacuating by the dozens but the dust moves too fast for the ones closets to the mass.
"Man, Him does quick work of things," muttered Butch.
"Come on, let's get to work," said Blossom, quickly making heart eyes.
The boys were way ahead of them; in fact they already made the first punch. They didn't stop until they heard singing.
"Who in the world would be singing at a time like this?" asked Butch with a slightly annoyed tone.
"All four looked down, yes four (Him also curious), and on the roof top knocked them all speechless. The girls were dancing and singing the weirdest song ever; it made everyone sweat drop.
"Is this the best you could come up? Pathetic," said Him.
"It's official, we're doomed," muttered Boomer.
Brick just stared in dismay. There had to be more to the attack than just this; if this was the attack that caused them to be chased by ten ft. cockroaches. The dance came to an end; the PPGZ just flew straight up, not at the enemy like they had thought. They flew up and up before disappearing into the clouds.
"What! They just abandoned us?!" exclaimed Butch. "When I get my hand on Buttercup…"
"I have faith that Blossom and the others wouldn't abandon us like this. Just wait," said Brick.
With a sudden burst there was a loud bang and beam of light broke through the clouds. Boomer and Butch were too busy gaping to move, lucky Brick had enough sense to get them out of the way. Him, however, was not so lucky. Since Him was made of black particles, with a normal attack he could move those particles out of the way thus avoiding the attack. Sadly that's not going to help here; the beam was big enough to consume him. All that was left of Him was the echo of his wail, but even that too vanished.
Me: Anyone feel that it's too dark or is that just me?
Bubbles: I don't know just leave it the reviewers. I think that this was original in a way.
Me: Really, why?
Blossom: Well for one thing, you reintroduced that love ray. We actually rehearsed it a couple times but after that one episode it was never seen again.
Bubbles: That's true.
Me: You know what my mom told me as I was writing, that what made a person successful in publishing a book was the way they told a story and that the author secretly slips in his or her own opinions.
Brick: Well I think I saw some opinion but not much of how you told the story.
Me: Oh gee, thanks Brick. That's real encouraging. Well the Epilogue should be up soon, just give me a 30 minutes.
Brick: Wait, Boomer didn't get to talk.
Me: *takes an eraser and erases Boomer's mouth* There, now he has nothing to say.
Boomer: *glares*
Bubbles: That's mean, give me that eraser, and where's the pen? *gilly hands both items over, Bubbles fixes Boomer's mouth*
Boomer: *mouth fixed* Well so long folks.
Me, Brick and Butch: *laugh*
Boomer: What's wrong?
Blossom: *holds a mirror in front of Boomer*
Boomer: Oh man. Bubbles, next time let me do my mouth or any facial feature for that matter. *he's got girl lips ;)* We'll be back soon, and by then I should have my mouth back to normal, sayonara.