On with the Story!
Punk was heading towards the lockerroom to get ready to leave the Arena and to his hotel. On the way, he ran into John Cena
Cena: Oh Gawd! Sorry man.
Punk: Yeah its okay
Cena: So have you bang AJ yet?
Punk: uhh no
Cena: But her ass man! Who wouldn't want to bang her?
Punk: not me lol
Cena: But she is offering herself to you. FOR FREE! Zack Ryder had to pay 150 an hour to screw her.
Punk: Oh well how much did you pay?
Cena: Free
Punk: How did you get her then?
Cena: Man! Why do you think my catchphrase is "You can't see me?"
Punk; um what?
Cena: Nevermind, but you should at least get some piece of that ass
Punk: John I just don't like her like that. She wants sex. I want a real relationship.
Cena: Man! Stop being a pussy. A one night stand wouldn't kill anybody.
Punk: *sighs* I guess you're right.
Cena: Damn Right
Punk: So I guess I'm banging AJ...
Cena: How do you contain yo self when AJ is around
Punk: My friend, just picture Aksana's Vagina
Punk then walked away to find AJ.
Cena: *Thinking about Aksana's Vagina* Oh fuck...
Ahh yes a new chapter. Stay tune for more!