Bold are thoughts.
Smackdown Taping-Somewhere backstage
John Cena is eating Fruity pebbles in the food area backstage. Then an angry fustrated punk walks in
Punk: Goddamit Im such a fucking idiot.
John: What happened man?
Punk: Fucking AJ
John: You fucked her?
Punk: NO I -
John: Aww man she said no? Im about to tweet tha-
Punk: Fuck shut up john and let me tell my goddamn story.
{Flashback from 10 minutes ago}
Punk was walking around the arena trying to get his head straight. How was he going to approach AJ? Should he say hey AJ! Lets have sex in the locker room. Or should he just talk to her and then somehow end up in the closet somewhere? He was confused. He needs to make up his mind now cause AJ is coming right towards him.
Punk: Hey AJ
AJ: umm hi
Punk: so watcha um doing
AJ: Just going to the womens locker room
Punk: Oh um thats great. Hey um do y- or um like yeah?
AJ: Sorry punk I have no idea what youre sayi-
Punk: I mean like thrusting and some moaning and like hair grabbing
AJ: wait what are you saying
Punk: you know like um pussy um and cock going in and out like do do do you want to do that with um you know me...?
O my gosh Punk wants to have sex with me! With ME. Finally I get to do it with him
AJ: well su-
Punk: HA HA i'm just kidding i'm gay super gay bye
Punk then walks away leaving the disappointed, confused AJ
John: Wow man you fucking pussy
Punk: Fuck off
John: Look the whole locker room- wait no- the whole world knows that AJ likes you so whats the deal?
Punk: I don't know I am always good at talking to girls but when I try to talk to AJ i don't know i'm not myself
John: Oh shit
Punk: What?
John: You actually like her
Punk: What?
John: You like AJ. You care for AJ
Punk: What! What are you talking about I cant even fuck he-
John: You cant ask her to do it because you don't want to do it with her, but what you do want to do is ask her on a date
Punk: Fuck no she's a slut I don't want to ask her on a date
John: Wow my man I know I told you act like a pussy, but punk man you are a pussy
Punk: Fuck you John don't you have a certain diva's vagina to lick
John: Actually yes I do, see you later lover boy.
Wow this was sappy. Oh well. What will happen next?