AHEM! I know. It's taken me forever. And yet, this is the shortest chapter. BUT I SWEAR, the next ones will be longer. I swear it. Anyways...get to reading, you silly head.

DISCLAIMER: Still don't own.

Chapter 7 - Kenny's POV

"I love you, Eric. I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you." I say, squeezing his hand. I open my eyes to find him staring at me in disbelief. "I really…really do."

"I…god damn you, Kenny." I sit up, using his hand to keep me from falling back. I feel really out of it. I look straight at him after making sure I'm stable.

"You don't get it, do you? I love Eric Cartman. I. Love. You. Love. As in ' I seriously wouldn't mind if you jumped my bones right here on this very couch.' AKA: I love you, dumbass. I love-"

"Okay! Jesus Christ! I get it!"

"Then why aren't you fulfilling my request?"

"…I…still don't believe you."

"Oh my god!" I scream in frustration, throwing his hand down, hard, into my lap. "Kenny McCormick loves Eric Cartman! Why don't you believe me?" I catch a strange look crossing his face, but before I fully register what it is, he quickly frowns.

"No…proof." I feel my face get redder with every passing second. He is seriously pissing me off.

"You want proof? I will fucking show you PROOF!" I scream the last word. And with all the strength I have left, lift myself off of the couch and drop onto the floor with him. Before he can react, I wrap my arms around his next and kiss him full on the lips. I gasp when I feel his warm hands encircle my waist. I suddenly break away and smirk at him."Ha…I…win." I say weakly. My energy has run out.

"Really? Feels like I won." he says, and picks me up.

"Hey. Put me down!"

"If you try to walk, you'll faint again." He says, and carries me up to his room, where he plops me onto the bed. "Now go to sleep."

"You sleep with me." I say, hopefully, He gives me this strange look.

"No."

"Please?"

"…fine." I grin as he climbs into the bed next to me. I settle myself under the covers, then pull them over my head. "Nighty." I mumble from beneath them.

"Goodnight…Kenny." I hear him say, before I tumble into dreamland.

A dreamland full of Eric.

Who is finally mine.

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Uhm. Yeah. This didn't turn out so well, but it was necessary. I need this chapter to move the story along...meh. I'm thinking of just ditching this one. I can't handle writing it...
NOT. No way in hell I'll stop writing this one. I love it. And as a warning, this chapter, with the kiss, has finally allowed me to get to work the next chapter. Which will hopefully be a bit more...sexy. Mwaha. Evil. Think of the possibilities.
Chapter was written at school. Next chapter...won't be. More possibilities.
Hope you liked it ;)
Next chappie soon, I promise.
Peace!