you can also send dares against the crew just not to horrible and they have to reflect our powers only guests can review your truth and dares and also today we will have a sub co host since i cant use Jess untill next chapter so we will have my friend do it instead her name is Pollie. T
i walk out with a disguested face on and so do the other girls i notice butch and bc sitting next to each other "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" everyone jumps up at the sudden screams coming from the 4 of us "BC BUTCH SEPERATE! NOW! btw Butch if you got BC pregos Blossom and I will definatly KILL YOU!" I yelled bubbles looks scared boomer looks shocked and brick is congratulating butch Blossom of course had caught on when i screamed at the sight of bc and butch next to each other "no no no i didn't do anything!' butch yells not wanting to get beat up "aw gross don't need that much info at least tell me you were wearing a condom?" Taya asks " WE DIDN'T DO 'IT' he was just in there to grab his clothes that were there because i pulled a prank on him and i was sleeping in the nude he tripped and fell i was checking to see if he was ok!" "and all this happened in 20 mins?"Bee asks "yes" "now i'm wondering where were the rest of you 'cause all the beds were empty exept BCs bed so spill" "we went out for candy" Blossom and Brick announce "went to the beach" the blues said "ok...CAMERA GUY HIT IT!" the music starts to play and i sing
die young by kesha
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young
Hearts, out our minds
Running 'till we outta time
Wild child's lookin' good
Living hard just like we should
Don't care who's watching when we tearing it up (You Know)
That magic that we got nobody can touch (For sure)
Looking for some trouble tonight (yeah)
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild, side
Like it's the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep dancing 'till we die
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms,
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young
Hunks, taking shots
Stripping down to dirty socks
Music up, gettin' hot
Kiss me, give me all you've got
It's pretty obvious that you've got a crush (you know)
That magic in your pants, it's making me blush (for sure)
Looking for some trouble tonight (yeah)
Take my hand, I'll show you the wild, side
Like it's the last night of our lives (uh huh)
We'll keep dancing 'till we die
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms,
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young
I hear your heart beat to the beat of the drums
Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone
So while you're here in my arms
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
We're gonna die young
Let's make the most till the night like we're gonna die young" then i go back to the group and sit in my throne "wassup peeps welcome back to PPGS AND RRBS TRUTH OR DARE" i scream out "we decided to start with my 2 because i have the longest Lolz! Love this chapter! Thanks Butch for the compliment! Anyways, I have more dares.
Butch has to sing with anyone of his choice "Barbie girl" (bwaha gay song! Lolz)
Brick has to act gay the rest of the show
Boomer has to give Butch a wedgie.
Butercup has to bitch slap every rowdyruffboy
Bubbles cannot say one word and stay silent
Blossom has to shave her own head.
The ruffs must each kiss bubbles
Bubbles has to wear a 2 piece bikini
Boomer has to poke someone in the eyes with chopsticks
Buttercup has to stay in a pool with live sharks for 20 minutes!
Blossom has to shave Brick's head.
During the game, Boomer has to find a way to make Bubbles jelly!
Buth has to eat moldy cheess.
Buttercup has to eat the hottest Chili peper in the world!
Someone dress the puffs like boys!
Ruffs have to dress like girls.
Truths:
For ppg and rrb: who's ur fave host, between me, you, Taya, and Jess!
For Jess: who is ur favorite RowdyRuffBoy
For you: what's ur favorite color
For Taya: Whos ur fave puff
Who's the funniest of the ruffs!
Who's the ugliest of the puffs.
What's a major secret of Butch!
Whats the most embarrasing thing that happened to Brick.
Who does Boomer like?
There! I'm out of ideas, please update quick! I love my character, Bee!" "your welcome" Butch says"alright Butch choose your singing partner and sing barbie girl" I say
"ok... Butterbabe your gonna sing in 3 2 1"
hi barbie
hi ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, bimbo friend, let us do it again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours"
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a barbie girl, in the barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
you can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Barbie, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Ken!
BC comes down and is blushing from that last part of the song "ok whats next Bee?" I ask because it was along time ago when she read the 2nd dare "Brick you have to act gay the rest of the show" she answers "WHAT YOU WEREN'T JOKING? i hate you and all your kind" brick scream/says "wow brick already getting into character good job Boomer go wedgie your strait brother Butch" i say reading the card and silently laughing like evil genious' assistant'. Boomer was right behind butch already but butch had a smirk on his face probabaly thinking boomer didn't have the guts to give his brother a wedgie but... "ow ow ow ow i didn't know how much that hurt" butch says while penguin walking to the bathroom "alright then BC bitch slap the Boomer and Brick you can slap butch he gets out" BC smiles realy widly with her eyes hidden behind her hair and starts to bitch slap them they, of course, are running away not wanting to get hurt eventualy BC catches up to them "ha gotcha" she says before bitch slaping them both Butch is back notices them on the ground with slap marks on their cheeks and remembers the dare he slowly walks backward back to the bathroom but it's to late she spotted him they both make a mad dash butch to the bathroom BC to Butch to slap 'em she gets him and he is now next to his brothers with a slap mark on his cheek "mission acomplished" BC says as she walks by me and Bee back to her seat "good job now bubbles you can't talk for the rest of the show exept for truths" Taya says "well now Blossom you know Bee doesn't like you all that much right so... SHAVE YOUR HEAD!" i say while handing her a shaver for her hair. She grabs it out of ny hand and crys while her mascara runs she turns the shaver on and shave off every last strand of hair Pollie hands her a fire red wig so thats where she was! (A/N for all idiots who don't understand what i mean i mean getting a wig at the wig store...) "here you go Blossom it should last untill it grows back" Pollie said "poor blossom while we do the dares for the boys BC go help her with her wig and her mascara they're messed up" BC grabs blossoms arm and takes her to the girls room "ok boys go kiss the girl" Pollie says "wait before we do that i would like to introduce my very good friend Pollie i will have her sub when ever some one doesn't respond on the latest chapter or if i cant use her dares on the new episode." i say while using my magic to make her be surrounded by sparkles and glow "thanks Alli well boys get to kissing" she says while the magic wears off. Boomer is the first to kiss her he grabs her arm and pulls her towards him they make out for a min but then Butch grabs his arm and flings Boomer over his shoulder Bubbles wipes off her chin which is covered in spit then butches kisses her for 5 secs then goes over to the bathroom with a bottle bubbles checks her breath then Brick comes over and kisses her right at that moment Blosom and BC come back in and sees Bubbles and Brick kissing "wahhhhhhhh Brick how could you and Bubbles my own sister helped my boyfriend cheat on me how could you" Blossom cries "no Blossy it was a dare i still love you" he says as he pulls away from Bubbles and goes over to comfort Blossom "yeah Blossom I don't like brick I love my Boomie-kun" Bubbles says while walking over to help Boomer up "alrighty lets get to the next dare bubbles and i are going shopping for a 2 peice bikini" Taya says while grabbing the keys "Taya don't grab those keys those are the crappy car keys use the convirtibale car" Bee says to Taya while passing Taya MY convirtable car keys "wha why my convirtable it's got all these cool skull pics i don't need a pair of girly's making it look like i'm faking being tuff'" i say but i was to late they already left "grrrr... well next dare Boomer stab who ever is here in the eyes" i growl "REALY? YEAH!" he yells grabs some chopsticks out of no where and stabs Brick in the eyes "ow baby why did you do that?" brick asks as he pulls out the chopsticks "well you kept on staring at my crotch and i wanted you to stop." Boomer replys "uhhhhhh ok tmi here brick MUSIC HEALER" i yell and use my awsomest power to fix his eyes "thanks Alli" "no prob" "ok next dare BC i'm sorry to say this but you gotta go swim in a pool full of sharks for 20 mins" Pollie "oh what ok"
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BC comes out with shark blood all over her "done" she says as she sits down in her chair "ok next is for blossom shave Bricks head" i say "ok.." she says and walks over to Brick and sits on his lap "hey Bricky THIS IS FOR GOING GAY ON ME!" she yells as she shaves his head "there you go" Pollie says "now you look more like a real boy" that very second bubbles walks in with 2 bags in her hand and like 30 guys behind them with truck fulls of stuffnm"OMG YOU WRERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO BUY 1 BIKINI NO A WHOLE CLOTHES STORE!" i yell "we didn't only half of the mall" bubbles retorts boomer remembers his dare so he walks over to Taya and makes out with her bubbles drops all her stuff and starts yelling at Taya and Boomer and then falls to the ground crying "baby i didn't make out with her on purpose Bee dared me to make you jelly in fact i was going to ask you something speacial today" Boomer says as he gets down on 1 knee looks into her eyes and asks her "Bubbles Utonium will you marry me?" She looks up and takles him yelling "YES YES YES YES YES YES YES" "awww how cute next chapter will be the wedding day! now Bi- Butch eat this 500 year old cheese from the pilgrim times" i say while i hand him a fuzzy green block of cheese "200? seriously!" he asks "yep thats it enjoy" he sticks it all in his mouth then turns green and runs into the bathroom "ok next food BC here is the hottest pepper in the world" i say and hand her a glowing jalepeno "ok no prob" she says and eats the whole thing and sits back down "daaaaaaaang girl well now Taya how 'bout you dress them up now" Bee says "ok" Taya says as she leaves the room
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Buttercup comes out with spikey hair, wearing one of Butch's outfits, and is having a great time in boy clothes. Blossom has a cap on her wig off, one of Bricks out fits on and is frustrated. then Bubbles comes out in Boomers clothes absolutly hating it. "THEY MAKE BETTER BOYS THEN US!"all of the boys scream the girls just giggle "next dare ruffs get in these dresses Brick here is a wig" i say as they go into the changing rooms when they come back out they are all wearing dresses and brick a wig butch's hair is down and boomer has his hair in short pig tails as soon as we see them we all burst out laughing "ok haha truths every one fav co-host?" Bee asks "Bee" Bubbles and Boomer say "Alli" Butch and BC say and Blossom and Brick say "Jess and Pollie" "ok umm Jess who is your favorite rrb?" i ask "Butch" she says "ok Alli what is your favorite color?" Pollie asks "Turquise" i answer "Taya who is your favorite puff?" Bee asks "my fav puff is... Blossom. Girls(?) who is the funniest of the ruffs?" Taya asks "Butch" we all reply. Butch has a smug look on his face while the other guys are pissed. "WHY HIM!" Boomer and Brick "because he just is" we all say and then BC and I add "and he's HOT" Butch blushes and i rush to get to the next truth "BOYSWHOISTHEUGLIESTPUFF?" I ask talking fast. All of them say "blossom" exept Brick who says "Bunny" "i don't think she counts Brick. Choose one of the 3 girls that are on the show and alive" i say the last part quietly and Brick stands there and after like 2 mins finaly says "Buttercup" the second he says that Butch pulls up his sleeves showing off his tattoo saying BUTTERCUP and after Butch hears Bricks choice he walks over and gives him a knuckle-sandwich. "ok Butch whats your biggest secret?" i ask "m-m-m-my first kiss was with a guy" we all gasp exept of course for Butch "ok... Brick whats the most emmbarrassing thing that happened to you?" Pollie asks "uhhh well I-I was making out with a girl in a mall and my pants and then she saw my boxers had a lump in it and yelled rape..." he says quietly "omfg no way" Taya and Blossom say "and we kind of already know this Boomer who do you like?" i ask "my soon to be wife bubbles" he replies while rubbing his nose on bubbles nose "ok this one is from me 1 dare have a rap battle girls vs boys and you won't find this online it is on kik speaking of which kik me my username is PollieT. And Alli's is the_alli. KIK US!." Pollie says Girls how about you go first Taya, Pollie, Bee and I are going to be the judges"
the girls gety on the stage and start to sing Starships by Nicki Minaj
buttercup; Red one
Let's go to the beach, each
Let's go get away
They say, what they gonna say?
Have a drink, clink, found the Bud Light
Bad bitches like me, is hard to come by
The Patrón, own, let's go get it on
The zone, own, yes I'm in the zone
Is it two, three, leave a good tip
I'ma blow all my money and don't give two shits
Bubbles; I'm on the floor, floor
I love to dance
So give me more, more, 'til I can't stand
Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am
all; Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Can't stop...
(We're higher than a motherfucker) [x3]
Blossom; Jump in my hooptie hooptie hoop
I own that
And I ain't paying my rent this month
I owe that
But fuck who you want, and fuck who you like
That's our life, there's no end in sight
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Now everybody let me hear you say ray ray ray
Now spend all your money cause today's pay day
And if you're a G, you a G, G, G
My name is Onika, you can call me Nicki
Bubbles; Get on the floor, floor
Like it's your last chance
If you want more, more
Then here I am
all; Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Can't stop...
(We're higher than a motherfucker) [x3]
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can't stop 'cause we're so high
Let's do this one more time
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Let's do this one last time
Can't stop...
(We're higher than a motherfucker) [x3]
they finish and we all give them tens. then it's the boys turn they sing i'm not afraid by eminem
I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid
To take a stand, to take a stand
(Yeah, it's been a ride)
Everybody, everybody
(I guess I had to)
Come take my hand, come take my hand
(Go to that place to get to this one)
We'll walk this world together through the storm
(Now some of you)
Whatever weather, cold or warm
(Might still be in that place)
Just lettin' you know that you're not alone
(If you're tryin' to get out)
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road
(Just follow me, I'll get you there)
You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em
But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em
'Cause ain't no way I'ma let you stop me from causing mayhem
When I say I'ma do something, I do it, I don't give a damn what you think
I'm doin' this for me, so fuck the world
Feed it beans, it's gassed up if it thinks it's stopping me
I'ma be what I set out to be, without a doubt, undoubtably
And all those who look down on me, I'm tearing down your balcony
No if, ands, or buts, don't try to ask him why or how can he
From "Infinite" down to that last "Relapse" album
He's still shittin' whether he's on salary, paid hourly
Until he bows out or he shits his bowels out of him
Whichever comes first, for better or worse
He's married to the game, like a fuck-you for Christmas
His gift is a curse, forget the earth, he's got
The urge to pull his dick from the dirt and fuck the whole universe
I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid
To take a stand, to take a stand
Everybody, everybody
Come take my hand, come take my hand
We'll walk this route together through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin' you know that you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road
Okay, quit playin' with the scissors and shit and cut the crap
I shouldn't have to rhyme these words in a rhythm for you to know it's a rap
You said you was the king, you lied through your teeth
For that fuck your fillings, instead of getting crowned you're getting capped
And to the fans, I'll never let you down again, I'm back
I promise to never go back on that promise, in fact
Let's be honest, that last "Relapse" CD, was "eh"
Perhaps I ran the max and since hit the ground
Relax, I ain't goin' back to that now
[ From: . ]
All I'm tryin' to say is get back, click clack, pow
'Cause I ain't playin' around, it's the game called circlin'
I don't know how, I'm way too rough to back down
But I think I'm still tryin' to figure this crap out
Thought I had it mapped out, but I guess I didn't
This fucking black cloud still follows me around
But it's time to exorcise these demons, these motherfuckers are doing jumping-jacks now
I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid
To take a stand, to take a stand
Everybody, everybody
Come take my hand, come take my hand
We'll walk this route together through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin' you know that you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road
And I just can't keep living this way
So starting today, I'm breaking out of this cage
I'm standing up, I'ma face my demons
I'm manning up, I'ma hold my ground
I've had enough, now I'm so fed up
Tryin' to put my life back together right now
It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me
Admittedly, I probably did it subliminally for you
So I could come back a brand new me, you helped see me through
And don't even realize what you did, believe me you
I've been through the ringer, but take it through little to the middle finger
I think I got a tear in my eye, I feel like the king of
My world, haters can make like bees with no stingers
And drop dead, no more beef flingers
No more drama, from now on I promise to only focus
On handlin' my responsibilities as a father
So I solemnly swear to always treat this roof like my daughters
And raise it, you couldn't lift a single shingle on it
'Cause the way I feel, I'm strong enough to go to the club
Or the corner pub and lift the whole liquour counter up
'Cause I'm raisin' the bar, I shoot for the moon
But I'm too busy gazin' at stars I feel amazin'
And I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid
To take a stand, to take a stand
Everybody, everybody
Come take my hand, come take my hand
We'll walk this route together through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm
Just lettin' you know that you're not alone
Holla if you feel like you've been down the same road
We give them nines and tens and the girls making it so the girls win "ok the girls win and we're out of time and it's been PPGS AND RRBS TRUTH AND DARE bye and read my new book Dreaming of a Sexy Rockstar and don't forget KIK ME my username is the_alli BYE" i say "BYE" the others yell and then the camera fades black oh and this was updated on 5/31/13 BYE