So this was an idea from the Hetalia kink_meme. It is a combination of two ideas, although one is just more of a background pairing that I find so uber cute right now. The first one basically is this: Terrorists try to take over the UN while the Nations are having their World Meeting. Comedy and violence ensue as the terrorists realize they are a bit in over their heads. The second one is a pairing that I like from another request: Prussia/Fem!France/Spain. Because- yes. I am letting everyone know now that there are gender bent nations (obviously). They are: France (with blonde hair, I saw pictures of her with brown hair and blonde hair, decided on blonde), Romano, Sweden (yes!), and America. Have fun!

Disclaimer: I am poor~ I am but a college student~ SO! I DO NOT OWN!

Terrorism versus the Nations

Son looked over his group of willing men and women. All were wearing good armor and had pistols, knives, and other various weaponry on their bodies that they knew how to use with deadly intent. This group of three hundred and ninety one was the best of their Family. All were ready to die and kill for the Cause, leaving behind their true names and families long ago. Son nodded and smiled on the inside. He stepped in front of his army and called out, "Tomorrow! Tomorrow brothers and sisters we will rise up and let the world tremble before us! The pigs we slaughter and capture come from nations that hold others of our Family hostage and we will gain back our Mother and Father! The world will know and fall to its knees in front of us! You know the plan: tomorrow, those of you who have infiltrated the World Building will quietly dispatch those not among The Family and let the rest of us in. Once we are in, it will be easier than swatting flies. The group we will capture is a group filled with diplomats from all over the world, none of them are warriors or anything more than cowards who paid bribes to get their comfy living. We will show them the meaning of fear! We will show them the extent of our mercy! We will show them their blood and guts spilled on the ground! WE WILL SHOW THEM THE FAMILY!" With this a mighty cheer and shout for blood came from his audience. Son smirked, tomorrow, their world would be theirs. And there was nothing that could stand in their way.

~~March 20, 2021; TIME: 8:34 AM~~~~~~

One hundred and forty-two of the Family went to their places. They all worked in different aspects around the new building. It had been a stroke of luck, truly Fate smiling upon them, that they were able to get as many jobs all around the building. From the lowliest of janitors up to the highest of security posts, the Family was there. The World Building itself was a marvel of modern technology. Based in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean—to avoid accusations of bias from any one country—the entire building was a floating fortress, completely self-contained with work forces that rotated off and on the base for periods of every three months. Number 47 had been in charge of scheduling and managed to make sure the entire staff was Family, except for a few people here and there, for the occasion.

The infamous Spring Equinox Meeting on the Seventh Floor.

No one knew much about this all important event except that it happened four times a year—one on the Spring Equinox, one on the Summer Solstice, one on the Autumn Equinox, and one on the Winter Solstice. These Meetings known as the Equinox and Solstice Meetings were the biggest of all the diplomatic meetings and had the most important diplomats. They all stayed on the Sixth Floor and used the Seventh Floor as their meeting rooms. This spoke to their importance because those were floors that no one was normally allowed on. The first five floors were very normal and not capitalized to show their lack of importance. Delegates would arrive on the floating World Building and check in on the first floor/lobby. The second floor was a regular five star hotel area for them to stay. The third floor was a recreational/relaxation floor complete with a gym, an indoor pool, a massage parlor, a salon, and a small shopping area. The fourth floor contained more shops and twelve of the finest restaurants in the world, boasting the best chefs and cuisines from around the world. The fifth floor was filled with offices and meeting rooms for the diplomats to actually work and do their jobs.

But the Sixth and Seventh Floors? Those were only used during the Equinox and Solstice Meetings and ALL the rules changed for them. First there were the staff changes. Almost all of the normal two thousand workers would be sent home, keeping only two hundred on staff to keep the place working. Second the staff basically never saw the diplomats. The food was prepared in the kitchens below the lobby and sent up by means of dumbwaiters. As for the housekeeping? All electronic or done by the guests. The only time the maids went up to the rooms was right before and after the diplomats left.

Another odd thing was that all the diplomats appearing on those four occasions never checked in on the lobby. Helicopters deposited them on the roof and then the diplomats went to the Sixth Floor where they stayed in luxury apartments and checked in by pressing a code into their door. For all intents and purposes, the staff of the World Building never saw or interacted with the Seventh Floor Diplomats. Until now that is. Now this equinox would be different due to the Family.

The plan was simple, capture all the diplomats and demand release of Mother and Father, along with some of the other Family members who had been arrested recently. Originally the plan had been to strike on the Summer Solstice Meeting thereby getting every nation's diplomat and having a stronger bargaining position for power. Unfortunately the recent arrests and sentencing of Mother and Father had necessitated an earlier attack. So they had moved up the date—poor Number 47 had about died when he had to rearrange everything again. Those other idiots just didn't understand the soul-crushing exercise that is PAPERWORK and how much he had to do to get them all reassigned!—to the Spring Equinox. Which was still alright because even though not all the nations would be there, the ones in attendance were from the most powerful and well-known nations so they at least still had that.

(And that was yet another strange thing, while the Solstices saw all the nations represented, on the Equinox meetings, basically only half the world showed up. The Spring Equinox saw almost all the Europeans countries, China, Japan, South Korea, Russia, America, Canada, Cuba and Australia while the Autumn Equinox got all the other countries. It was very strange.)

~~~TIME: 9:00 AM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Family members began to quietly take out the non-members. Non-members were trapped or outright killed all over the first five floors as the operation began to take place. At exactly 9:42 am, all non-Family had been dealt with and the signal was given for the last two hundred and fifty members to come aboard. As Son stepped off his boat and surveyed his new fortress, he felt pride surge in his breast. The world would belong to him and his Family soon and it was a heady thought.

He gave a wave of his hand and his Family moved heading quickly and silently towards the Seventh Floor.

~~~~~~~~~~~~On the Seventh Floor; TIME 9:46 AM~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Germany wondered why he continued to do this. Why he continued to try and bring a sense of decorum and dignity to these meetings. It never did anything but give him heart-burn and headaches. He looked with weary eyes over his fellow Nations and used all his will-power not to cry at the chaotic scene. The effort was also an exercise in futility.

Italy was sitting next to him drawing naughty pictures of himself and Germany doing very naughty things in a big bowl of pasta. South Italy was looking in a mirror and primping while England was doing embroidery on a little sewing circle, both trying to ignore Spain, Prussia, and France as the three did their best to annoy and molest the two volatile Nations. Japan, Hungary, Taiwan, and Liechtenstein were all huddled discussing, writing, and drawing inappropriate comics of the other Nations while Switzerland looked on and tried to be intimidating while appearing to be a Mother Hen. Austria had—somehow—found a grand piano and was playing Chopin while South Korea groped his chest and China tried to pull South Korea off Austria only to be groped for his efforts. Hong Kong and Iceland ate pop corn as they watched the show. Finland was talking to Sweden and Norway while Norway continued to twist Denmark's tie—turning him an impressive shade of blue—for something the Dane had said. Canada was getting sat on by Russia while Russia intimidated the Baltics into crying. Ukraine was trying to help Canada but was proving ineffective as all she did was wring her hands and try to get Belarus to act as an arbitrator since Ukraine was not allowed to talk to Russia right now. Unfortunately Belarus was proving to be uncooperative as she was too busy sharpening and polishing her knife collection. Cuba was glaring at America while trying to hold a conversation with Greece who was surprisingly awake and glaring at Turkey who was talking to America. And America was maybe listening to what Turkey was saying while doing something completely unrelated and unproductive on her new iPhone.

Germany was beginning to believe that these forced meetings were nothing less than an all out attack on his mental health and began to calculate how many antacids he would need to have to reduce the stomach ache he was going to get from being forced to overindulge in pasta with his Italian lover later. At least, he thought, the meeting can't become any less productive than it already is.

That was when life decided to remind Germany that it really hated his guts.

A loud BANG drew the attentions of the Nations to the door as people poured in from the door wearing all black and holding up guns. The masked assailants surrounded the table of diplomats and one, the leader most likely, strolled forward and got on the table. He called out, "Nobody moves and nobody will get hurt. All we ask is that you all cooperate and we can have this done smoothly. We are…"

Germany tuned the masked man out as he began to assess the situation. While the Nations were surrounded, there weren't more than about thirty or forty assailants in the room and all seemed to rely mostly on their pistols. Nothing too big to worry about, most likely there were more people, but they must have been placed through-out the building to guard other entrances in case of a retaliation once the invaders let the world know about the hostage situation. After noting the danger, he looked back around and saw that most of his fellow Nations had also come to that conclusion as well and were not taking the threats seriously. America had gone back to texting and England was finishing the last few stitches for his pattern. Another loud bang shook the room.

The leader was huffing and glaring as he lowered his gun from where he had shot up to regain their attention. (Foolish, thought Germany, you just wasted a bullet for no reason. Amateur.) The man scowled, "I am serious here people. While you are more useful alive, bullets fucking hurt and there are places we can shoot without killing you. So just do as you are told: women go to the right and men go to the left… NOW!"

The Nations began to get up and move to where they were told, planning as they did to take out the terrorists once they were closer to the cowards and then, nicely and neatly, take care of the rest. No need for too much excitement, it could all be handled simply—"Oh!" The leader called out, "And no heroics! There is no such thing as a hero and none of you sure as hell are heroes anyway."

The entire party stilled and as one looked towards the World's Superpower. Germany and many of the others though, Well now it goes all to hell in a hand basket.

The man noticed her and strode over to where she was still standing by the table. He snarled, "Didn't you hear me baby? Get that pretty little ass of yours over to the right and maybe I'll be nice and only let a few of my men find heaven between those sweet legs of yours tonight."

Faintly Germany heard England mutter, "Bloody idiot had to keep on provoking her…"

Germany grabbed Italy and prepared himself for the chaos. He noticed out of the corner of his eye that other Nations were starting to slowly clump together as well waiting for the chaos. His brother had France and Spain had Romana so those four would be okay… he would join up with them.

Turning his head back to America he saw her lean forward and grab the table. She said, "That's some stupid bullshit to say! First you try and tell me that I'm not a hero and THEN you have the nerve to tell me that you think your fugly ass is going to be touching me later! No way Jose! You are a hundred types of wrong right now! Let me show you what happens when you mess with the Great US of A!" America gave a mighty pull and lifted the table easily over her head. Swinging it around up high, she used the table to push back the terrorists that had surrounded the Nations as well as letting all the Nations scamper under the table and begin to run towards the unguarded door. Seeing that all her fellow Nations had gotten away from the blast zone, America tossed the heavy oaken table over to the shocked and confused terrorists. She cried, "Present from America, BI-AWTCHES!"

The terrorists screamed as they were hit with the huge piece of furniture. Dazed the evil grop groaned in pain before finally beginning to try and wiggle out from the table. Son was helped up and growled in anger as he noticed that all the diplomats were gone. He shouted at the fallen members, "GO GO GO! FIND ME THOSE DIPLOMATS! AND BRING ME THAT BLONDE AMERICAN BITCH ALIVE! NOW!"

~~~END FOR NOW~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Well there you go the first part of this installment. Now in the interests of being totally fair, the table and "no heroes" business comes from the author anon on the kink meme. I just loved it so much I wanted to incorporate some element of it in my story. That will be the last bit though. Everything else is my idea though. And will continue to be my idea from now on. If you like this let me know and I will continue more of it later. That is all for now! Now to respond to my anon reviewers:

GUEST (1/18/13): I see you enjoy your English secret agents. I will try to put more of those in later so keep reading and reviewing. Thanks for letting me know you like the idea and I'm glad you like the Scrubs moment because I am a fan of that show. Again, appreciate your review!

MUCH LOVE,

91REDROSES