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Tale 1- Bloomers and the Monkey King
"Hey Kakorat!" Gohan screamed "Can you go and catch some food for Grandpa, I'm cutting down some tree's!" Kakorat replied "Sure gramps!" So Kakorat walked down the trail he made and went to get some food. "Wha'd be good today? Just had a bear the other day... wish I bump into a tiger." When Kakorat walked near a river he remembered something " Oh, yeah! Fish! I forgot about the fish." So the boy jumped into the water and stripped naked. When he was naked he used his tail as a rod and put it in the water. One of the fish spotted it and said " WA HA HA! Got ya, ya dumb but little monkey!" The fish jumped up and attempted to try to catch Kakorat's tail. The young sayian dodged it and kicked the fish. The fish was unconscious when he was picked up by young Kakorat. He put his clothes back on and walked down the trail to his house. "Wotta catch! Wotta catch"
While he was walking a car appeared and hit the boy. Luckily Kakorat dodged the car in time. A teenage looking girl climbed out of the car and screamed. "Watch where your going, you road block!" Kakorat replied to the screaming girl by picking up her car and throwing it. He pulled out his magic staff and screamed "Don't be a coward and come out and fight!" The teenager climbed out of her car and shot Kakorat. They hit Kakorat right in the head. He screamed in pain "Oww-eee! Ow! Ow!" The girl was very much surprised "Wh-What are you? Why aren't you dead? Kakorat replied "Only cowards use bullets! Now prepare to die!" The girl climbed out of her car and said "Please don't kill me! Please!" Kakorat replied " Relax, I'm not going to kill you, but why are you here? Not many people come out this far from the city. "The girl got up and said while crying " I'm looking for a dragon ball."
Kakorat replied "What's a dragon ball? The girl stopped crying and said "A dragon ball is a mythical ball that when all 7 are collected that a dragon appears and grants you any wish, but only one. Here I'll show you one. " So the girl pulled out a orange ball with 5 stars on it. "This is a dragon ball, by the way my name's Bulma. " Kakorat was stunned but quickly replied "I have one of those! It has 4 stars on it. Do you mind if I tag along on your little quest. I might find a worthy opponent. Oh and my names Kakorat. Bulma finally had a happy face on it "Sure you can tag along. Aslong as you give me a dragon ball that is." Kakorat grabbed Bulma and quickly ran to his house. "I have to tell my Gramps before we go." Goku said with a smile. Bulma was too stunned to reply. When the two kids got to Kakorat's house the boy ran to his grandpa and said " Hey gramps here's your fish." Kakorat threw his fish at Gohan. "I'm going to go adventuring with a friend" Before Kakorat could leave Goan gave his adopted grandson his armor and a scouter. "It detects power levels" Kakorat thanked his grandpa as he left.
"Wow! I'm so glad I found Bulma, if not I would have to wait until I was 14 until I got my sayian and scow..." Kakorat thought but was interrupted by Bulma. "Hey Kakorat, I don't think you could run 1,200 kilometers very fast so we are going to take my bike" Bulma said. Kakorat replied " Alright Bulma, but where we going?" "I don't know where we are going exactly but 1,200 kilometers to the west, now get on my bike." So the Kakorat and Bulma got on the bike and started there journey to the next dragon ball. While they were traveling Bulma had to pee so she stopped the bike. "Scuse me for a sec " She said. So Bulma ran over to a tree and started peeing. "Why does she have to pee way over there? Can't she pee over her like normal people? " While Bulma was peeing a flying dinosaur came over and snatched her. She screamed " What are you waiting for! Rescue me you idiot! "Now I get to show her a new trick gramps taught me!" Kakorat thought. So he ran under the dinosaur and started floating. When he got high enough he used his magic staff to hammer the dinosaur. The dinosaur started falling and hit it's hard in some rocks. Kakorat spotted Bulma and caught her. " See? All's swell that ends swell! Kakorat said. "Whats so swell about peeing my pants!" Bulma said.
The two teenagers continued down the road until night fell. "I'm hungry!" Kakorat complained " Alright, stop your complaining! We'll spend the night here! OK!" Bulma screamed. "Yey! Are you going to make a house appear with one of your capsules?" Kakorat asked. "You bet I am! Better clear out Monkey boy." Bulma said as she tossed her capsule on the clear ground. Once the capsule hit the ground a house appeared. When Kakorat opened the door al he could say was "Wow! This is much better than anything gramps or me could afford." Bulma said with pride " Of course you can't afford this, My parents bought this house for half a million zeni!" When Kakorat looked at the TV he asked " Whats that, a glass box?" "No! It's not a glass box! It's a TV." Bulma said while turning it on. "Hey get out of there you midget." Kakorat said. Bulma smelled Kakorat and said " Yuck! You're stinking up the join't. Your taking a bath before we eat." Kakorat turned around and said "A bath? What's a bath?" Bulma, looking surprised just said "Ewww! You've got to be kidding me! Whatever just take off your clothes and come with me. While Bulma was giving Kakorat a bath, she looked a his tail. "What an idiot! You actually attached this stupid phony tail to your but?!" Bulma said while sqweezing it. "OWW!" Kakorat said "Stop squeezing it, I can wash my own butt!" Bulma looked surprised "Yo... You actually have a tail?" Kakorat looked at her " So what if I have a tail, doesn't Bulma mean Bloomers? Hahaha! Bloomers, Bloomers! Bulma thought "RRRRR! Little twerps! I hate little twerps!"