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Chapter 2
Beautiful Flower
This is it. The beautiful lady thought to herself as she crouched down at an odd angle. Preparing to take a picture of a very rare flower that only blossomed once every 10 years. This lonely flower was the last flower, almost extinct. Actually she was sure this was the very last flower until another 10 years.
She practically lay on the grass to get the perfect angle, for the perfect flower. Her silky blonde curly long hair fell forward as she leaned down. In such an odd angle she wore tight jeans and a white spaghetti strap shirt that rose slightly revealing soft peach skin and a belly button. She focused her ocean blue eyes on the lens.
Ready to snap a picture she took a big breath and while exhaling she took the picture at the exact same time a male boot squashed the ba-jesus out of the rare flower called vealm.
Dumbfounded she sat back and stared at the frozen camera screen with the picture of a boot and a dead flower under it. Feeling her hands shake she dropped the camera from her hands and watched as two boots continue to walk by. She snatched the camera up and stood abruptly. She gripped the camera by the strap and catapulted the expensive professional camera at the back of the man's head.
Hearing a satisfying crack as the man's head fell forward and the camera fell to the floor she stood in triumph, hands on her hips.
"What the Fuck!?" The man said, turning around confused and rubbing the back of his head. He had shaggy brown hair with streaks of red in it. His eyes were sky blue and although she had to admit he had an exquisite body he appeared to be her age. Well the age she appeared wasn't really her age either. Forgetting she was angry, she snapped out of her ogling daze.
"You idiot!" She yelled at him.
He looked confused by her anger.
"Don't look around confused like you don't know what I'm talking about you jerk!" She screeched while pointing a finger at him.
"Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, there's nothing that a dinner for two can't fix." He raised an eyebrow as he tried flirting.
What a sly fox…
"Oh yes, a dinner for two would be your boot and my flower!" she exclaimed.
"I've never heard a woman talk dirty to me like this before." he said, scratching his head.
Her head reared back quickly.
"Are you completely stupid?" She asked innocuously.
"Whoa no need for name callings." he replied, bending over to pick up the camera.
He walked over to her, getting a better look at the gorgeous lady.
Nice body, cute face, curly hair, exposed belly button. He felt himself puff his chest out slightly in a manly manner.
"You stepped on my flower!" she retorted.
"Who stepped on your flower? I'll find them and tell them to apologize immediately." He said as a matter of fact.
She stared at the brainless idiot standing in front of her. He was tall, handsome, more like adorable. How could such a cute guy be so stupid?
Oh yea…most cute or hot guys were complete airheads…such a pity, she thought to herself.
"You are the one who stepped on my flower right when I was taking a picture! Do you have any idea how rare and almost extinct that flower was!?" She asked desperately.
Oh no…This was the know it all type of girl. The type of girl who thinks so highly of herself and reads all day while teaching mentally challenged kids… This can't be good, he thought to himself.
They stared at each other for almost a minute before she charged forward to hit him.
He back up with his hands in the air trying to protect him-self.
"Whoa, wait!" he said with hands in surrender.
She shook her fist at him angrily.
"You are so lucky I'm not a violent woman!" she said, she snatched the camera out of his hands and stomped away.
"She just hit me in the back of the head with a giant camera…and she's a violent woman?" He mumbled to himself.
"Wait!" he called out, jogging towards her.
She continued to stalk away ignoring him. She couldn't handle such an idiotic male for too long.
He ran up to her and pulled her to a stop by her arm.
"Wait, I wanted to say sorry." he said as if he were actually sincere.
She stopped and slightly turned her head to look at him for a moment. Sizing him up and trying to figure out if he was actually telling the truth.
"Let me make it up to you. I'll take you out to dinner tomorrow night." he said smiling.
She felt her eye twitch slightly.
"Why would I ever want to go to dinner with a no good, useless were-animal like yourself!?" She growled out, yanking her arm away.
He seemed slightly stunned.
"See I knew you were a were-animal too!" he exclaimed excitedly.
"You should have known that from the moment we met. What kind of were-animal has such useless senses?" she remarked.
She turned to leave.
"Wait. I'm a were-fox, what are you!?" he asked, walking beside her.
"Leave me alone." she mumbled.
"If it's something embarrassing just tell me, I won't laugh." He said crossing his heart.
"It's not embarrassing, leave me alone." she said more angrily.
"You're a cow aren't you…or are you a rabbit?" he asked quickly.
She snapped her head towards his direction instantly.
"You're a cow right?" he said perking up.
She quickly snaked her arm out and gripped his cheek hard. She yanked him down by the face until his face was leveled with hers. Pinching painfully tight, he flinched slightly.
"You are even ruder than I thought. Call me a cow again and see what happens." she whispered angrily in his face.
His eyes got all big and innocent looking.
She let him go roughly and continued to walk away.
He rubbed his red cheek with a frown.
"Wait, just tell me what you are." he awkwardly said, rubbing his cheek and walking with her once again.
"Alright I'll say it once and leave me alone." she said.
"Okay, okay" he said eagerly.
"I'm a Tulpar." she said awkwardly, feeling her once spunk attitude slightly drain by the admission.
"Wait…like…a unicorn?" he asked confused.
"No you idiot, like a Pegasus only not." she replied annoyed.
"Wait…isn't a Pegasus…a dude?" he asked squinting.
"Yes…no, I don't know I've only met male Pegasus!"
"Does that mean…a Tulpar is a girl version of a Pegasus?" he genuinely asked.
"What… No it's just similar to a Pegasus but they are different." She said starting to get confused because of him.
"What's your name? My name is Fang." he said excitedly, switches topics quickly.
"I'm not telling you my name." she said with narrowed eyes.
"You have a weird name don't you…I can tell…" he said checking her out.
"What?" she replied, confused and slightly annoyed.
"Your name is probably Narnia isn't it…" he asked seriously.
"Narnia is a movie dumb-ass." she said glaring at him.
"Then what's your name, I'll just keep guessing if you don't tell me." he said with a smirk.
"Get away from me." she said and started walking away.
"Wait, Tissy!" he said walking beside her.
"Don't call me that." she said, trying to get away from him.
"Wait, I bet you have a super cool name since you're like…a super cool horse thing." he said rubbing his chin.
"Leave me alone." she turned and started walking towards her house.
"I'll just call you Tissy. I think it's a cute nick name." he said smiling.
She felt a slight blush crawl up her face.
No, STOP. She told herself.
He's crazy, his name is weird and he's too cute.
"Tissy, we should-" He was cut off by her.
"My name is Phoebe not Tissy!" she exclaimed.
"Titan Goddess." Fang smiled. "You're really different."
Phoebe stared at Fang a little too long for comfort on her part.
She shook her head and began walking once again.
After a while she was starting to think he was going to follow her all the way home.
"Wow do you live around here?" he asked her as he walked beside her.
"Leave me alone." she mumbled.
She walked up to a house and took her keys out. As she started unlocking her house door she glanced over to see Fang doing the same to the house next door.
Fang glanced over and seen the look of shock on Phoebe's face. He felt a smug smile pull at his mouth.
"Hi new neighbor!" he yelled across to her giving her a big wave before walking into his house.
Phoebe stared with her mouth hanging wide open in shock.
This was the guy who moved in next door…?
"Oh God…" Phoebe whispered in horror.
She was neighbors with a freak! A total weirdo!
She needed to start looking for houses for sale immediately. She knew living next to him was no good for her. And she had a bad feeling she would get a little too comfortable around him.
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-Sexy Time