Yippee

Yippee! Third chapter guys, the night at Lavi's house! So let's see what happens, shall we? Oh, and every one of you readers better review!

Kanda and Allen were frozen onto the ground as they looked at a huge, massive house with tinted windows and a black, gnarled gate in front. Red-brown bricks covered the whole of the house, creamy-white marble pillars were towering at the entrance, and great, big bushes lined the road leading to the old-styled building. Lavi was already at the doorstep, but the other two found their legs unable to move.

"What are you doing, guys? Come on!" said Lavi.

Allen stuttered. "Y-y-you have such a b-big house!"

And inside, Kanda mentally agreed. He had never known that Lavi had been so rich! Whenever the red-head had invited him over, he had always refused and, instead, gone to kendo practice. However, not wanting to show surprise, Kanda forced his legs to stride up the path, effectively dragging along Allen as well. Meanwhile, Lavi explained to them that it was all because of Bookman, his grandfather, that he was so rich.

After Lavi showed Allen and Kanda all the grand mahogany furniture and the sparkling chandeliers and they all ate dinner, they retired to Lavi's bedroom. That was when they realized a problem.

"How the hell am I supposed to change and take a shower?" asked Kanda.

"That's what I was talking about before. But you weren't listening to me." Mumbled Allen, but still loud enough for Kanda to hear. A soft blush came over Kanda's cheeks as he realized that Allen was talking about the event at lunch, but he ignored it.

"Hey, Rabbit-Boy! Answer me!"

But Lavi wasn't troubled. On the contrary, he looked quite confident. The red head put his hands behind his back and came up to them slowly, his eyes gleaming. Kanda frowned, his eyes narrowing.

"It's only for a day, Yuu. You needn't be so mad. But, if you really want to take a shower…"

Kanda was about to say no. However, Allen hadn't picked up the foreboding hidden in that sentence.

"Of course I do! Why would I want to wear the same clothes two days in a row?"

Lavi smiled evilly while Kanda cursed Allen inwardly, hating him as he never did before. Now Lavi was going to get them mixed up in some perverted plan that would mortify Kanda to no end! And, as expected of Kanda's instinct, he was right.

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"W-well, at least we got to take a shower, right?" asked Allen, although he didn't seem very sure of himself. Kanda breathed slowly in and out, trying not to show his quite agitated state of mind.

The two of them were decked out in gothic Lolita dresses, frills and laces covering the sleeves and the collars. It seems there had been a bit of a gay side to Lavi, being very obvious in how he wanted to take pictures of them in this. There was a black ornated headband on the both of them and textured stockings on their legs. Thankfully, though, the dress reached knee-length, saving Kanda from too much embarrassment.

Right after Allen's outburst, Lavi had thrown on a collar on both of them, which, Kanda soon found out, gave them an electric shock whenever he didn't do as he was told. So instead of being chained, they were forced to do Lavi's bidding by a pair of poisonous collars. It really wasn't much better. After the shower, Lavi had given them these clothes to wear. Having no choice, they had dressed and had been once again chained together, but the collar had been left on, giving them no chance to kill Lavi. However, Kanda still swore to murder the red head after this, when the whole dilemma was over.

But that wasn't the biggest problem right now. Kanda glanced toward Allen, catching the Moyashi staring at him. The albino quickly turned his head, blushing a very bright crimson red as he did. Kanda looked down toward his body. Was he that good-looking in a dress? The thought made Kanda slightly sick. Instead, he pushed his thoughts toward the Moyashi. Although he didn't know about himself, he did know that at least Allen was very…moderately good-looking in the Gothic Lolita outfit. Although the outfit was conservative, with the high collar and the knee-length end, it made the Moyashi look very much like a girl.

And it really did make his face that much paler, with the contrast of black against white. Kanda suddenly felt aware of a quite painful desire to bite Allen. What kind of desire is that?! Scolded Kanda to himself. Remember that you're a guy and he's a guy and it would just be crazy for you to actually like him! Keep your passions in check until they subside, which Kanda was very sure they would. Although he couldn't deny that he liked Allen, he could still persuade himself that it was just one of those teenage hormonal crushes.

Lavi was disappointed at Kanda's very good self-control. He had done this specifically for him, but while he had been taking pictures of the two of them, he hadn't seen any flash of emotion on Kanda's face, as he had at lunch. Instead, the only thing he could decipher from the Japanese's countenance was a very clear look of discomfort, which Lavi was pretty sure was because of the fact that he was being forced to wear a dress. But, Lavi thought, at least I know what Allen feels. Allen hadn't been quite so subtle with his feelings. Every few seconds or so, he had glanced at Kanda, who looked extremely beautiful in the dress that Lavi had prepared for him. He also had a quite a few pictures of the evidence, with Allen looking longingly at the other, while the other looked firmly at the ground. Oh well, they'll be happy later when I show these pictures to them. And maybe, Lavi thought, though a bit hopelessly, they'll let me live.

After two very sleepless and tortuous nights, where in the second, they had to dress in slightly less appropriate clothing, it was morning again. And the day of the three-legged Course Race was on.

The chains and collars had finally been let off them by Komui, and although Komui was mostly to blame for their discomfort from yesterday, their mind was completely focused on murdering Lavi. However, he was nowhere to be found. When they asked Lenalee, she said that Lavi had gone on a vacation with Bookman, for about three or four days, about how much time it would take to finish the course race. When Allen had heard that, he had turned very dark indeed. Even Kanda shivered at the murderous aura emanating from him.

"H-hey Moyashi, calm down. It's not like we can't always kill him later." Kanda said with a slightly bossy tone, although he couldn't quite achieve it while shivers were still running down his spine.

Allen looked toward him, but surprisingly, the aura disappeared. Instead, a light pink came over him. The Moyashi smiled, a little blush coming over his cheeks, and mumbled, "yeah, okay."

What the? Kanda thought. Why is he suddenly so light and happy? Lenalee giggled beside him. He glanced over.

"What?"

"It's just-that, just 'cause you comforted him a little bit, Allen's all happy and bright like a little school girl."

Kanda blushed. Was that true? Just because he had said a few words to him? Wouldn't that mean-? No, no. Kanda couldn't believe what that might mean. If Allen really did…feel that way about him…or if he didn't, then that would just be too much for Kanda. He shook his head and stalked off, ignoring Lenalee's giggles echoing inside his head.

At the starting line, Allen and Kanda were once again tied together, waiting for the start. Beside them, Kanda recognized, were the two Noah cousins, Road and Tyki, with their crazy hairstyles. The Noah family was very prestigious, but their children were often very quirky. Road was short and had golden hypnotizing eyes; and she was known to be a very manipulative troublemaker. Meanwhile, Tyki was tall and handsome, and was a very infamous playboy. They were actually one of the weirdest people of the Noah family, besides the Earl himself.

"What are you doing here?" Kanda growled. He felt a nudge beside him.

"You don't have to be so mean!" whispered Allen. Kanda che'ed.

Road smiled. "What are you talking about? We're in this race too. And anyway, I just wanted to have some fun and chat for a little while." Her eyes were directed right towards Allen.

"Then shouldn't you have tied together your legs by now?" Allen asked, oblivious about what Road was trying to do.

Kanda rolled his eyes. Everybody knew that Road had a crush on Allen. She had even kissed him once by surprise. Of course, at that time, Kanda had gotten really angry, but thankfully, no one connected Kanda's going off on a rant and Road's kissing together, seeing as how Allen and Kanda were complete opposites.

"So how are you doing, Kanda?" asked Tyki, bringing Kanda back into reality.

"Just fine." Replied Kanda gruffly. Allen sighed.

"Oh no, my dear Allen, what's wrong?" asked Road. She climbed up onto Tyki's shoulder, looking down on Allen.

"Nothing's wrong, Road. Just, sorry about Kanda's rudeness." Kanda che'ed again.

The small girl smiled and giggled. "Oh, that's okay. We all know it's because Kanda's just jealous." Allen blinked and then blushed fiercely while Kanda glared at her.

"W-what are you talking about?"Allen laughed nervously. Road said nothing, and Tyki walked away, carrying her on his shoulder. A few seconds later, the announcements came on. Kanda was thankful, if it hadn't been for that, it would have been very uncomfortable for the two.

"Now, the first competition will be the Three-Legged Obstacle Course Race! For a course of thirty miles, each pair will try to finish the course first. There are twenty pairs in all so it's going to be a tough competition! But now, now! No dirty tricks, okay people? There'll be cameras set at every checkpoint! Now…Ready….Set…GO!"

And Allen and Kanda were off.

Ahahahahahhahahaha….Such a short chapter…. And not much happened(except for those nice Gothic dresses, which I think I'm gonna draw them in) although it may not be quite perverted enough for some people, that's just perverted enough for me so…yeah, just imagine the image.. So, probably, the next chapter is gonna be longer.And sorry about the cruddiness of the chapter….sigh… And REVIEW PEOPLE!!