5: Alcohol + Alchemists x sorrow = no good
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POV of Laura Fang
I return back to Central after a hasty 3 days to round-up the families of the fallen Alchemists so we can give them a proper funeral. Roy's back at the Eastern City while Al, Ed, and Armstrong are going to go get their Auto Mail fixed from their encounter with Scar. So there's only a handful of Alchemist including me.
I'm with Colonel's Stone's wife and kids, I put my hands on his son's shoulders as he sobs.
"Stay strong Soldier." I mumble as I battle some tears too but right now the families need someone who can. After they seal up the graves and people start leaving, Stone's window calls me over
"I'm really glad that you'll be taking over his spot Laura. He would always speak highly of you, here Colonel; you deserve it." She hands me his hat but I protest
"No you should keep it. He was your husband and I didn't go fight with him. I-"
She cuts me off and gives a small hurting smile
"No. I have his stuff and you should at least have something. He was your Colonel for more than 8 years." I nod so I put it on and she smiles "You have the same look that he had. I hope that you'll carry his Legacy to its potential Colonel Laura Fang." I give a sad smile so I leave for a while. I should probably get my Auto-Mail fixed too. Even though Ed fixed it like he said, it's temporary meaning it'll give out later.
"Hey. You're still here? Don't you have a company to run?" I look to the source of the voice; I'm back at the graveyard in front of Colonel's Stone's tomb, and it's Roy.
"Roy? What are you doing here? It's a day's travel from here to Eastern City. And yeah, sorry just kind of hard to say goodbye." I reply as he comes over and sits down next to me. He hands me some food so I take it and let my eyes wander.
"I wanted to be here, and I didn't get to know him that well but before he died, he wanted to make sure that you'd be alright. He knew it was a suide mission because he wasn't good like he used to but; he told me to keep an eye on you like when we were little." Roy states making the numb feeling in my chest even worst.
"So he knew? That he was going to die?" I choke out as I try to keep my voice from watering. My eyes sting and feel like that if I keep the water back that they'll explode and it won't stop. He pulls on my hair causing me to look up at him.
"Hey I thought that I told you that I don't like seeing you sad? Laura please?" I attempt to smile making him to give me one too. I put my head against his thigh unzip my uniform's top to let some of the breeze to come in. "Let's go; it's going to be night soon." He says as the sun's setting giving a yellow undertone to things along with some orange highlights.
"Alright, let's go and get some drinks." we go over to the bar and well... When you're an emotional wreck with a person that's always challenging you; not a good idea.
Reasons why that's not a good idea! (3rd person)
Roy and Laura finish their 2nd bottle of vodka after seeing who can finish theirs first. She slams it down on the counter and lets out a loud, dragged out "aaa".
"You up for another bottle Laura? Who ever loses has to pay up." he challenges as they draw out their wallets. She smirks and nod
"Be ready to pay up then!" the bartender slides down their bottles so they throw their heads and chug it; She beats him to it first. She slams it down and then feels a bit dizzy. "Ha~! Take that~!" her voice slurs so he puts his bottle down on the counter and stands up. He pays up and grabs her up onto her feet
"C'mon I think you had a bit too much." She virtually flops around trying not to fall over while still holding on him, there's some regular Soldiers checking him out. She slams her hands down on their table getting their attention.
"Hey..." She sways a bit while she talks "Mustang's mine. You guys can't be checking out my man~!" he comes over and grabs her.
"Sorry; she had too much. If you excuse us!" he pulls on her and puts an arm around her waist as we walk so she doesn't topple over. He drags her out while trying to get her to be quiet because damn; you've never seen a Colonel as drunk as her. "Laura! Get back here!" he screams as she takes off into the streets running like a tired kid.
"You'll have to catch me first~!" she sings as she runs but trips on a homeless man's leg. She face plants herself into the ground and stays down. He comes over and picks her up,
"Settle down or I'll carry you!" he threatens but she has this stupid small look Hughes gets when he's idolizing his daughter.
"Oh Roy~! I'd sooo love that!" she jumps on him taking them both down to the ground. She's all over him when he pushes her off and gets them both up. "Oh Roy! My undying love for you is so great that you'll explode from it!" she giggles and steals one of his gloves. She puts it on and starts snapping her fingers "Bitch snap!" she yells as she makes one of the street lamps explode. The civilians scream and flee the scene. He scowls at her so she turns around with a really creepy grin on her face. "Snap!" she looks at him and snaps her fingers. He yelps as he dodges the fire that were coming his way. He slams her down to the floor and grabs the glove from her.
"NO! We're leaving! Where do you have your apartment at?" she giggles
"I dunno~! And someone's a bit frisky don't you think?" she breaks out into giggles, he rolls his eyes and throws her over his shoulder and starts walking to where he thinks she lives. As he navigates through the streets, she starts giggling again, (with her upper body on his back) she grabs his ass making him to yelp and growl. "Has anyone ever told you that you have such a nice butt~!? I mean it's so luscious! I've always wanted to feel it! It's like a girl's butt!" she giggles again. "It's just the liquor talking. I swear once when she's sober again she won't live this down!" he thinks to himself and starts climbing the stairs to her apartment. He manages to get the door open and throws her on her bed.
"Oh Roy! I didn't know you were the kinky type!" she has a perverted grin with something else in her eyes so he gets in her face.
"N. O. No. Now we gotta get you sober again. I'm buzzed meaning I'll be fine but your drunk off of your mind! Tomorrow you're going to be presenting your fighting skills to your company I believe or getting your Auto-Mail fixed. So stay!" he orders and leaves the room. She stands up but nearly falls so she uses her bed as a support and tries to remove her uniform. She gets tangled in the sleeves and falls onto the floor with a loud "THUMP!" He comes into the room and gets her up, her arm gets free and punches his nose. He grabs it and there's blood coming out. She gets her top off leaving her in a black tank top clinging tight to her chest.
"STOP LOOKING!"she yells, he looks away and she then cries out "No one loves me! I'm so ugly!" she starts crying.
"Get a grip of yourself! Stay in here! There's a trash can or throw up in the toilet I don't care just control yourself!" he locks her in and slides down the door. "I don't have a girl's butt." he states to himself and crosses his arms.
POV of Laura Fang
After drinking last night, now I remember why I don't. A killer headache's trying to pry my skull open so I stand up and get undressed to my bra and underwear. I'll go shower this off I guess; I open my door and scream.
"ROY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" I scream as I cover my eyes, he must have decided to shower too because he's only in a towel to cover his manhood.
"Laura?! Why are you awake so early?!" he demands and we lock eyes; his eyes wonder so I try cover myself with arms.
"What the hell are you doing here?!"
"We went out drinking then came here I-" I scream because Ohmigod!
"NO! No! The #1 taboo thing out of the Untold Rules is sleeping with a fellow Alchemist! Ohmigod! No! Dude people are going to start calling me Lucky Laura again!" I want to kick myself in the stomach so hard that my spine's going to pop out.
"We didn't Laura!" I relax
"Oh thank god! I mean because like that would have been awkward." I try but he nods
"Yeah. I guess now if you excuse me; I have to get dressed and catch my train with Hawkeye. She must be worried where I disappeared to." he pushes pass me and closes my bedroom door behind him. Oh yeah; if the rumors are true, then he wouldn't even see more than just an old friend who can take his humor. I throw up into the toilet, well maybe first I should get myself sobered enough for today.