Realized I should've done this earlier,
DISCLAIMER: I own the Story, not the characters.
Now that whats done is done… enjoy :DDA great blue light filled the temple and a ghostly fat old man sat on his shrine, " Mushu," He said to a golden plated dragon, " Awaken!"
A sudden gust of air came and a mist rouse from the ground, revealing a small red lizard like dragon.
" I RISE!" the small dragon dramatically cried out while rising from the ground, " Mushu…" ancestor Fa started to say when Mushu suddenly cut him off, " let me tell you one thing ancestor Fa, anyone who dares to mess with the Fa Family will answer to me!"
" Mushu! These are the guardians, they…" ancestor Fa prompted while pointing at various statues,
" Protect the Fa family." Mushu gloomily finished, " and you…" " ring the wake up gong."
"Good, now Mushu wake up the ancestors if you please." Ancestor Fa said satisfied.
" Right, one family reunion coming up." Mushu muttered then rang the wake up gong.
"Right right right! Get up people!" Mushu called out, waking up the once slumbering spirits.
" I knew it! I knew it! That Ping has not given the Fa Family enough dishonor failing the matchmaker, he HAS to go and add more by joining the ARMY!" An old grandma cried, no doubt somewhere in the Great great great great great greats,
"now now, Ping only wanted to protect his father from getting killed." Another old grandma soothed, hoping to calm down the chaos by reasoning, though all efforts was in vain.
" Though he does not realize that doing this could cause dishonor, the Fa family will be dishonored FOREVER!" A particular weird looking man with an abacus in his hand cried.
" He got it from YOUR side of the family!"
"No he got it from YOUR side of the family!"
Ancestor Fa sighed, it seemed waiting for the other ancestors to calm down was just a waste of time.
" Everyone, calm down! We must decide which guardian to send to protect Ping." Ancestor Fa yelled.
Just when he thought everyone was finally calming down for a few moments… " Let us send the swiftest guardian to Ping!"
"No! Let us send the wisest!"
" Send the slyest!"
" Silence!" ancestor Fa boomed, his great voice echoed across the shrines, causing everyone to look at him.
"We must send the strongest and wisest of them all…" he stated when Mushu once again rudely interrupted him.
" I get it, I get it, I'll go." Mushu said chuckling while climbing to an empty red slat at the top of the pillars.
There was silence for some time, and then everyone except Mushu laughed so hard you would've thought they were going to die of laughter if they weren't already dead.
"You?! Protect Ping?! You must be joking!" a grandmother spirit cackled, pointing at Mushu.
" Whaa? Whats so funny about me going?" Mushu asked, " I mean its not like you know if I will fail or succeed and If you think I will fail give me a Chance!"
" I already gave you a chance Mushu." Ancestor Fa said while shaking his head, "but you failed it netherless."
"Yeah, thanks a lot." A man wearing armory and his head on his lap grumpily said.
" Awww, c'mon! One more chance! That's all I ever gonna ask for!" Mushu begged, clinging to the pillar. Ancestor Fa tugged him off and threw him out the temple.
" Wake up the mighty dragon Mushu!" Ancestor Fa said, and with that flung the gong at Mushu's Face when he started to babble about getting his job back.
" A second chance is all I'm asking for, why can't they let me have it?" Mushu grumbled, dragging his gong to the stone dragon.
" Oi! Wake UP! Time to go save Ping!" Mushu called out, ringing his gong as loud as he could.
When the stone dragon didn't wake up after 15 mega loud wake up Gongs, (used on lazy spirits), Mushu was irritated and climbed to the stone dragon's ear.
" HELLO! WAKEY WAKEY!" Mushu yelled in it's ear, his loud voice causing a rather alarming rumble from the statue.
"Uh oh…" Mushu said as he saw the cracks appear and the statue crumbling in his paws.
DUCKY: quack.
ME: he said Cliffy :DD
