ME: For those who are wondering why Ping changed his name:
Mostly because chi Fu would really get suspicious that there are two Pings that look alike and are in the same family… mostly that and I was going with the flow of it… So I'm very sorry to those who don't really like the name Lan :0VERY SORRY FOR THE LATE UPDATE. I WAS URR…
Ducky: Lazy. You were lazy.
Me: * pout * that's harsh ducky!
Ducky: Quack.
Me: enjoy!
Ping felt his muscles burn with exhaustion from yesterday when he woke up in his straggly tent, just how did soldiers get through all that?!
"Sit up Ping!" Mushu yelled and Ping groggily complied, only to have rice stuffed in his mouth.
"Now remember, play nice with the boys, no fighting!" Mushu said, "If they try to grope you go kick them in the nuts!"
"But I don't wanna kick anyone!" Ping whined, if he dared do that he would be probably toasted alive!
Just after that particular moment Kahn shoved his head into the tent and neighed something to Mushu.
"What do you mean the troops left for role call already?!" Mushu said exasperate. "OH THE GODS!" Ping cried, quickly putting on his clothes and rushing out of the tent, causing it to fall to a heap of sheet and poles with Mushu under it.
"You forgot your sword!" Mushu called from under the tent, struggling to get out of the mess. Kahn snorted and stomped on where Mushu was under the heap.
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When Ping arrived he noticed that the whole role call was a mess, the line the men was supposed to form was all over the place while Chi Fu was holding the clip board and trying to get the role call started.
" ORDER, ORDER!" Chi Fu yelled his third attempt to getting the men's attention.
" I want Dumplings!" one of the guys called out, cracking up his mates.
" I want porkchops!"
" I want rice cakes!" The men exploded with laughter after seeing Chi Fu's expression, Ping had to use his hand to smother his chuckles.
" Hi LAN, Are you Hungry?" Ping choked; next to him was the tall skinny man from yesterday he accidentally tripped over while they were doing laps around the camp.
" Yeah, coz I owe you a nice juicy knuckle sandwich!" A burly short guy who Ping had punched yesterday
By accident growled from the other side.
Backing away slowly Ping bumped into something soft, turning around he saw he had bumped a belly of a Buddha like figure.
"Yao, Ling be calm." The Buddha figure said scooping Yao in his arms and rocking him like a baby.
" Put me down Chien-po!" Yao said, squirming out of the grip, his face the shade of tomato.
' Weird, must be because he's embarrassed.'Ping thought as he quietly started to creep away, than quickly stiffened when he spotted a shadowy figure from the trees, ' What was that?!' the figure was coming closer, " uhh, guys…" Ping was freaking out, he…she…IT was just a few feet away and the other guys were too busy fighting to notice!
Suddenly the shadowy figure seemed to have spotted something, raised it's hand and disappeared as General Shang appeared from inside his tent.
"SOLDIERS, TO YOUR PLACES." General Shang yelled.
Everyone (Including Ping) quickly scrambled to their spots and went quiet.
General Shang's upper half was naked exposing impressive rock hard muscle that flexed every time he move, he was, quite frankly, every girl's and witchcraft's dream come true.
" SOLDIERS, You will assemble to role call line swiftly and quietly every morning, anyone who doesn't will answer to ME." He said, moving along the line making sure that everyone could see the menacing look in his eyes.
Then, just after he passed Yao, Yao pulled a face and muttered, "Ooohhhh, tough guy."
General Shang froze for a moment, and then proceeded to where Chi Fu was standing and whispered something in his ear.
Chi Fu listened intently and nodded, turned around facing Yao and smirked with an evil glint in his eyes, that was when Ping decided to pray for Yao.
Chi Fu hurried off to get what General Shang had asked for just as he started to speak, "To be a soldier you need courage and strength…" General Shang indicated for Chi Fu for him to come closer (who had just came back with a rather heavy looking wooden box) "And so today I in will train you to be soldiers.
And so we shall start with the first task of," He paused briefly and Chi Fu took that as the signal to open the wooden box he got; Suddenly, out of nowhere General Shang pulled out a bow and arrow and pointed it towards Yao, then with all but a sudden movement shot the arrow on top of the 13 meter high pole.
"Climbing up this pole." He finished and with a glint in his eyes indicated to Yao with his hand, "Yao, do the honors of climbing up the pole first." Ping gulped and looked at the pole, the arrow stuck on the top all but simply making the pole seem taller.
Yao Huffed with indignity, "I'll climb up the pole pretty boy!" He spat, "I'll climb up it with my bare hands!" General Shang looked amused as Yao stomped to the pole.
"Wait Yao, before you start to climb the pole I would like to give you these to climb with." He said, handing the gongs to Yao.
Yao brought out his hand and general Shang handed the pair of gongs to him, but, as soon as General Shang did that Yao was immediately dragged down by the two very heavy, yet mini, Gongs.
Ping covered his mouth to stop himself from laughing at him, though many were already snickering at the sight of Yao struggling to get back up; Then Ping started to worry, 'If Yao is struggling with the gong than I hardly stand a chance…" Ping looked up at the pole that stood high and tall, waiting for its victims to climb.
ME: There! DONE!
DUCKY: That took you nearly a YEAR to write?!
ME: Of course not!
DUCKY: Why did you upload this late at the end of the year then?!
ME: Hush, you're a duck, you shouldn't be speaking at all!
DUCKY: *GLARES*
ME: *sighs* let's just end this conversation.