22: Welcome Office Coming! And we made purple.

I don't own FMA and it belongs to its rightful owners anything else belongs to AENR13. And I'm so sorry for not updating but I plan to update more often like before so please bear with me! Anyways enjoy!

Roy moves in tomorrow at Central and honestly I'm excited. Not because of my stupid assignment which speaking of which I need to tell him about Leo's dirty work. But km excited that he's being transferred because it gives me a bit of hope. And also I have some things to ask him.

Anyways it's late so I come back to my apartment and pull out some giant ass banner from my closet that I bought the day before. I pull out my painting stuff and begin making the banner for the surprise welcoming party Armstrong, the Elrics, and I are throwing tomorrow.

Alex (Armstrong) and I are finishing putting up the banner I spent the night before making in my apartment. I get on his shoulders hammering in the banner in the wall and we finish. I get off of his shoulders and the place looks nice.

"Mustang better appreciate this." Armstrong says making me laugh

"Yeah he better." I summon up my female alchemists from my company and we all get dressed into mini skirts because Roy has this fantasy that once when he's Fuehrer that all females are gonna wear them. I believe he called it as a mini skirt army.

"They're here! Everyone in positions!" Ross screams out so we all hide. Roy and his company comes in flipping on the light when we jump out

"WELCOME OFFICE COMING!" Confetti pops into the air as I along with some other females come out with liquor.

"MINI SKIRT ARMY!" Roy and his lieutenants melt as they see the skirts. Riza glares at me so I wink sticking my tongue out at her. They each get one and then the celebration starts. We're all partying playing drinking games and other things well into the night. Everyone leaves so I'm picking up the trash with Alex and Roy (he says we shouldn't have trashed his new office so bad. [Sheez can't appreciate the hard work I did for him!]) Alex leaves the room taking the trash bags with him leaving me alone with Roy. I start collecting the trash from his bookshelf when I call out

"Stop checking out my ass Roy." I tease and turn around. He looks away.

"Well if you're going to be wearing a mini skirt don't act like I wouldn't. Anyways thanks. It must have taken a while to set this up." He thanks so I nod

"You're welcome. And I had help so it wasn't too bad. Anyways are you sleeping here at HQ or you need a place to crash?" He grins as he plays his big black puppy dog eyes

"Care to host the after party?" He tries to coax me.

I shake my head so we head over to my apartment where he trips over the paint. He face plants himself into my paint pan. I end up on the floor laughing my ass off of the floor crying from laughter. He sits up right and the front part of his hair is neon green as it drips down his face. I laugh even harder so he flings the paint at me. It splats on my face and I glare at him. I grab a fist full of the blue paint and it explodes across his collar-bone and face. He swipes it off of his face and does the same with the red paint. I dodge it and it explodes over the floor. I'm about to make a remark when more red paint explodes on me. I shake my head as it drips on my bangs.

"You're so going to regret this!" I taunt as I get up and throw more blue paint at him. He does the same with the red and we have a paint war. We drop to the floor next to each other as we're covered in paint staring up at the ceiling. Our chest heave and we break out into a series of laughs escape from us. I glance over at him and he smears his blue hand over my cheek. I give a confused look at he grabs my hand and smears it over his,

"We made purple." my eyes widen because what I hear from the teenage lingo that means you just had sex. "What? It's just a color!" I shake my head and I stand up.

"I call the shower first!" I run towards the bathroom as he tries beating me to it. I slam the door closed and shower then get dressed into my pajamas. I get out some extra guy clothes for him that some guys from my occasional one night stands would leave behind. He finishes and tosses me his towel

"Here, I don't know what to do with it." I throw it back at him

"Put it over a chair or something. Well you can take the couch if you want; there's a blanket in the footrest. Goodnight." I flop under the sheets in my bed when he makes a "UGH" noise.

"I let you sleep in my bed! It's fair if you do the same Laura!" I open my eye and smart ass him back

"You didn't throw me a party." He frowns so he leaves. After what feels like a good half hour, I stand up and open the door towards the living room. He has his back towards the door so I go over and wake him up. "C'mon." He stands up and we both flop down in the bed.

"You should really consider about replacing that rock you call a couch." He complains and I get myself comfortable. I glance over at him

"I really should shouldn't I? Oh well, goodnight darling don't let the bed bugs bite that candy apple ass of yours." I stick my tongue out at him and he narrows his eye at me. He knees my butt and then replies

"They get yours before mine." I shake my head and turn my back towards him.

"Goodnight Roy."

"Night Laura." He reaches over and turns off the light.