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POV of Laura Fang

A couple of days later, Roy and I are loading one of the military's trucks with our stuff then we take it to the road. I'm in the passenger seat looking at an old map he brought along with supposedly directions back to our home town.

"You sure about this? I mean this map looks old..." I warn as I try reading it so he takes it out of my hand looking at it.

"Yeah it should be. Now let's go." the truck hits a road so we're sitting there in silence as I lean my head against the window, my eyes lazily glances at the scenery. I peel my eyes away as soon as my eyes focus on my reflection on the window.

"Hey, what should we do first? It's been almost 20 years since we left." I ask trying to break the growing silence between us.

"We can always visit your folks. It's been a while I talked to your dad, and maybe your mom can whip us up some of her famous stew. The one you always would hate." he suggests so I nod

"Yeah sure..." I trail off then he asks

"Why you don't want to visit them?" I shake my head and hands

"No! It's not that it's just... nothing never mind forget about it!" He shrugs so I get myself comfortable to take a nap. I throw my blanket over me then fall asleep to the sound of the tires rolling over the ground.

"Laura!" I shake my head as I wake up. He's poking at me so I growl

"What do you want...?" I demand wanting to go back to sleep.

"I'm bored, as my passenger you're supposed to keep me entertained so that way I don't fall asleep." he orders so I growl as I sit up. I put a thinking face on how I'm supposed to keep him entertained. That's when I got it.

"Hey Roy, I got a song for you!" I grin as he sighs because he hates it when I sing.

"Alright." I start giggling. I tap my hands against the dashboard making a beat. I take a deep breathe then start.

"La la la! Lalalala! My name is Roy. And I like dogs. And mini skirts. Because they're not very long. Like this song! La la lalala! I love my Laura! Because she's so awesome~! And she lets me sleep in her bed, even I know she wants to chop off my head! La la lalala! (I hit the dashboard faster then I grin singing the next part) I love liquor and I have black eyes because I have no soul~! La la lalala! I'm always being yelled at by a blonde even though he's not very tall! La la lalala! I'm never on time to my meetings~! Then when someone calls me out I give them a beating~! La la lalala! Right now I'm so digging my song like a dog with its bone! The bone of my enemies of course! La la lalala! Now I'm glaring at Laura because she's such an awesome singer! La la lalala!" I do jazz hands as I finish the song with a stupid grin across my face. He just glares at me as his eye starts twitching then he face palms me.

"You don't like my song?" I ask as I make a face that I'm about to cry. He shakes his head at me so I frown crossing my arms over my chest. "I liked it." I mumble. He glances over at then says

"Hey I got a song for you too." I nod so he clears his throat then starts

"Duh duh, duh duh! My name is Laura. And I like Roy. He's so sexy~!" he winks then honks the horn of the truck. "I mean who wouldn't?! I have black hair, even though sometimes it looks like the way it does when I just wake up at work!" I frown then grab my hair. "I'm always beating up Riza because she's a blonde! My lieutenant is Leo, he has STDs~! Anyways I'm always getting on Roy's nerves because I have nothing better to do! Right now I'm glaring at Roy because he's soo awesome! I'm always trying to get myself lucky~!"He screeches as I attack him.

"YOU MOFO! Are you asking to get your ass whooped?!" I yell into his ear as I start choking him. He chokes as I'm boiling then he swerves off of the road. I let go as the truck drives off of the road down a steep hill. I cling onto him as we scream,

"ARGH!" The truck hits the bottom and the front crunches as it hits a giant tree. We lurch forward then pulled back by our seat belts. We glare at each other once when we gather our wits,

"It's your fault!" we scream at each other pointing fingers. "How's it my fault?!" we then demand in unison.

"If you hadn't start singing we wouldn't be in this mess!" He reasons so I make a shocked face

"If you hadn't woke me up we'd still be on the road not in a freaking ditch!"

"If you didn't fall asleep we'd be fine!"

"I was only trying to keep you entertained! You're the one that started it!"

"You choked me while I was driving Laura!" we're yelling at each other when we hear the clicking of a gun behind us. We slowly turn around and it's a man with a double barrel shot gun. He raises it up to our chests and I gulp.

"What the hell are you State Alchemists doing here? I thought that the State knew they're not welcomed in Himoji." The man smites but I can't help myself as I grin. We're at Himoji already?! Well this surely isn't the homecoming I was hoping for...

I take a closer look at the man then my grins widens "Jake?! It's me Laura!" I blurt out then he lowers the gun looking at me confused. Then he remembers me.

"Laura?! Little Fanged Laura!?" I nod so he comes over and bear hugs me into the air. He was one of my neighbors when I still lived here. He sets me back to the ground and glances over at Roy. "Hey! Mustang! I haven't seen you either! Anyways let me invite you guys inside then we can catch up." Jake wraps his arms around Roy's and I's shoulders as he walks us over to his house.