If any of you are wondering, this story does not have a specific order. I update parts when I want to update parts. If that made any sense, then congratulations. You have mastered the language of Magma. The confusing language that usually makes zero sense whatsoever. Well, on with the story!

"Bleep ble bop boo." Said a metallic gray tom as he walked on stage stiffly. "My name is Stifffoot. How are you?" He said in a monotone voice.

Stifffoot blinked. "Whoa dude. What just happened?"

"Yeah! Go Stifffoot! Woo!" a cat shouted in the crowd.

The metallic tom blinked and looked around. "Dude, if you are talking to me, my name is NOT Stifffoot. It is Shine of Metallic Luster, or Shine for short. I know not of this Stifffoot you speak of"

Just then a beautiful she-cat walked on stage. She had fiery ginger tabby fur and forest green eyes that seemed to shimmer a sea-green color in the shadows as she walked on stage. (My eyes do both. They are originally forest green, shimmer sea-green in medium light(light on a dull cloudy day) and gray in the shadows. My eyes are epic. XD Let's see if muah kitty will show up. ^.^ )

"Yo Shine! What's up?" the she-cat asked.

Shine of Metallic Luster shuffled his metallic gray paws. "Um… Not much…"

The she-cat nodded. "Good, good. I suppose."

The she-cat looked out at the crowd. "Yo, yo ya'll! Was up? It's been, like, forever since I last saw ya'll! How ya doin'?"

Before a single cat in the crowd could answer, a voice sounded from behind the curtains.

"Blazingpaw! What in the world do you think you doing out here?" The voice said, followed by a blue-gray tabby tom with silver-gray eyes. "You know that you aren't allowed out here without your mother or I! Get back over there this instant!"

Blazingpaw's eyes widened with surprise. "But mother said that I could do todays show!" she cried.

The blue-gray tabby growled before picking up the smaller tabby she-cat by her scruff, who let out a surprised yelp in response.

"Moonstripe! Put me down!" Blazingpaw wailed. "I need to finish the show!"

Moonstripe grumbled something in response but it was inaudible through his mouthful of fur.

"Spiderpond! Help me!" Blazingpaw continued to wail.

The black she-cat with blue-gray tabby stripes put her paws in the air. "I have nothing to do with this." She mewed.

"Ugh!" Blazingpaw growled before struggling to free herself.

"Okay. That was awkward." Shine if Metallic Luster said before turning and nearly jumping out of his fur when he came face-to-face with a gray tom with a tabby M on his forehead. "Whoa! What the-?"

"What are you and who do you want?" the gray tom asked, his yellow eyes narrowed.

"Wh-what?" Shine asked.

"Why must I repeat myself? I said, 'Who are you and what do you want?'"

"Th-that's not what you said before."

"Yes it is"

"Um, no it's not."

"Don't argue with me."

"I'm not arguing with you! Your arguing with me!"

"You started it."

"No, you started it!"

"Stop denying the truth." The gray toms eyes narrowed further. "Now answer my question. What are you and who do you want?"

Shine rolled his eyes. "I am a cat, and I don't know who I want."

The gray tom started to look annoyed. "And didn't ask you 'What are you'! I asked 'Who are you and what do you want'!"

Shines fur started to bristle. "My name is Shine of Metallic Luster, Shine for short. I come from the Tribe of Jagged Peaks. And I don't know why or how I was brought here."

The gray toms eyes narrowed even further. "Well, then, Shine…"

Shine shuffled his paws. "Yes?"

"I have three words for you."

"What are they?"

"Don't. Speak. To . The. Weasel."

"That's five."

"No it's not."

"Um, yeah, it is."

"No, it's four."

"Well, either way you said you had three words for me."

"So, did you speak to the weasel?"

"I don't know."

"Did you speak to the weasel?"

"No."

The gray toms eyes opened up a crack. "Fool. I AM the weasel!"

"What?" Shine asked, starting to get a little creeped out.

"Wolfpaw! Get back over here right now!" Moonstripe called.

"Okay, father!" the gray tom shouted back. "Comeing!"

Wolfpaw turned back towards Shine. "I'm keeping my eyes on you." He said before skipping away towards the curtains. An eye rolled out from behind the curtains onace his tail disappeared, the same haunting yellow color of Wolfpaw's own. It rolled to a stop at Shine's paws before blinking and the pupil moved to train onto the metallic gray tom.

"Ew!" Shine shouted, jumping back.

"No!" a voice shouted from behind the curtains. "My chocolate!"

A blue-gray tabby she-cat with hazy amber eyes came barreling out from behind the curtains. She landed with an-Ompf! At Shines paws.

She stood up and shook her pelt. "Wolfpaw! Why did you take my chocolate?" she wailed at the curtains before picking up the eye ball and peeling off an unseen wrapper. Underneath the wrapper was milk chocolate, creamy and oozing once it was bitten into.

"Seapaw! You too?" Moonstripe said before comeing onto stage. "You better apologize for doing that!"

"Okay!" the blue-gray tabby she-cat with hazy amber eyes said. "Sorry" she said to Shine before performing a perfect curtsy, or at least close enough as a cat could get. "Didn't mean to disturb you, Shine." She meowed before padding away towards the curtains, one paw in front of the other.

Moonstripe looked out at the crowd. "Well, that concludes this episode of FACEPALM, How Shine of Metallic Luster Got Introduced to the Show. So long! Untill next time!"

Spiderpond jumped up in front of Moonstripe. "Don't go thinking that a candy eye is a real one, because it's not! So long! See ya'll next time on FACEPALM!"