Magmabreeze?

Okay. I know you guys have been waiting for me to create the one where Moonstripe rescues Magmabreeze, and I just found the papers that I am writing them with. So I am going to "recreate" the one where Magmabreeze gets kidnapped because that is the one that comes right before the Moonstripe one in my messed up pile of papers. So here is the original one! Enjoy!

"Magmabreeze!" Moonstripe yelled. "Would you please stop jumping around?"

"Okay!" Magmabreeze replied, still jumping around like a rabbit.

Moonstripe growled and shoved the she-cat off the stage.

"Ahhh!" Magmabreeze screamed as she fell and hit her head on the stage steps, knocking her unconscious.

Moonstripe looks at the fiery ginger tabby she-cat and jumps out from his spot. "Magmabreeze! Oh no! What have I done! Magmabreeze! Please answer me!"

Magmabreeze stirs.

"Oh thank Starclan you aren't dead, Magmabreeze! I don't know what I'd do without you!" Moonstripe exclaimed, covering his mate in licks.

Magmabreeze looked at Moonstripe in confusion. "Magmabreeze? Who in the name of my housefolk is Magmabreeze?" she asked, jumping away from Moonstripes reach. "And who are you?"

Moonstripe looked at the she-cat as if she had just turned into a twoleg. "What are you talking about? It's me! Moonstripe! I'm your mate, Magmabreeze!" Moonstripe took a step towards Magmabreeze.

Magmabreeze lashed out viciously at Moonstripe, catching him on the muzzle. "I'm not Magmabreeze! And how can you be my mate if I don't know you?"

Moonstripe rolled his eyes. "Well then what's your name? What is your name if it isn't Magmabreeze?"

"My name is Ember! Now stop calling me Magmabreeze!" Magmabreeze, now named Ember, exclaimed.

"Ember?" Moonstripe said with confusion. He shook his head. "Well then fine, Ember. Tell me, who these cats are and why they are here." Moonstripe lifted a paw and gestured to the massive crowd of cats in front of them.

Ember's eyes widened in fear. "I-I-I-I've never s-seen them before i-in my life," Ember whispered as she cowered behind Moonstripe. "W-what are they doing here? What d-do they w-want from m-me?"

Moonstripe opened his mouth to reply, but was interrupted by a squeal of joy. A small fiery ginger tabby she-kit identical to Ember but with vivid blue eyes came hurtling out from behind the curtains.

"Mama!" the she-kit squealed, jumping around Embers paws. "Guess what guess what guess what! Tigerstar just taught me how to catch mice! And then he took me to the Dark Forest to see Darkstripe, Mapleshade, Brokenstar and all the others who live in the Dark Forest! And then he told me about the time he killed Firestar! I had soooooooooooo much fun!" she squeaked.

Ember's eyes widened in horror. "Dark Forest? Tigerstar? Killed Firestar? Who the hell are you?!"

The small kit's eyes narrowed with confusion. "It's me!" she squeaked. "Blazingkit! I'm yours and Moonstripes daughter! First one by birth!"

Moonstripe shot Ember a look and said, "I told ya we were mates."

Ember ignored the tom. "O-o-okay. Um… Moonstripe? Can I speak to you for a minute?"

"Sure" Moonstripe said, not moving.

"I meant in private."

"Oh. Right." Moonstripe meowed, dashing to behind the curtains.

Ember follows and starts yelling at him. "What in the name of my dead mother is going on here?!" she demanded.

Moonstripe sighs. "Just play along for now, okay?"

"No!" Ember shouts, stomping a paw onto the wooded floor. "Tell me now or I'll kill you!"

Moonstripe sighs and looks the pretty tabby in the eyes. "I hope you can forgive me for this."

Ember looked at him with confusion. "Forgive you for- WHAAAA!" she screamed as she was shoved off the stage. Ember hit her head on the metal bench where Hawkfrost and Firestar were clawing at each other's pelts, scaring them out.

Moonstripe ran over to her. "Ember? Oh my god Ember! I didn't mean to push you-!"

"Ember? Who is Ember?" The nameless she-cat asked.

Moonstripe's eyes widened with horror. "Oh Starclan! Not again!"

The nameless she-cat looked at Moonstripe in confusion. "Not what again? Moonstripe! What are you talking about?"

Moonstripe looked at the she-cat. "Magmabreeze? Is that you?"

Magmabreeze laughed. "Of course, mouse-brain! Who else would I be?"

"Um…" Moonstripe felt a sudden jolt and woke up in his nest, Magmabreeze curled up and pressed against him, and Blazingkit sprawled out and taking up half the nest.

"That was a dream?!" Moonstripe exclaimed, slamming his paws down.

What Moonstripe didn't realize was that Magmabreeze's head was in the way. She let out a squeak of surprise and went w=silent.

"Magmabreeze?" Moonstripe whispered. "Magmabreeze! Are you okay? Answer me!"

Magmabreeze stirred. "Magmabreeze. Who's Magmabreeze? My name isn't Magmabreeze! It's Ember! And who the hell are you?"

Moonstripes eyes widened with horror. "Oh Starclan! Not again!"

The crowd of cat's cheered as the curtains closed and the tapes music concluded. The starred cats walked out on stage and bowed as Spiderpond turned off the c=big screen.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Magmabreeze exclaimed. "But really! All the credit should go to the one and only, most fabulous-drum roll please."

Spiderpond did the drums.

"Blazingkit!"

Moonstripe looked at Magmabreeze with confusion. "But I'm the star of the show! It was my dream!" he growls. "Why don't I get all the credit?"

"You do!" Magmabreeze blinked. "I was going to say that Blazingkit gets an extra-large dinner for her excellent acting!"

Moonstripe looked at her in confusion. "Well then why'd you say she gets all the credit?"

Magmabreeze turned her back on the tom. "No comment."

Moonstripe just stood there as a cat in the crowd asked if this really happened.

"No comment." Magmabreeze replied. She turned back to the crowd and opened her mouth to say something. She was interrupted by a sudden change of scenery: The lights shut off.

The lights turned back on after a few minutes. The crowd gasped as they looked over at the cat in control. Spiderpond was suspended from the ceiling, struggling to free herself from some duct tape, but then giving up after realizing that it was a failed effort.

The cats in the crowd looked up at the stage to see Moonstripe desperately searching for his mate.

The amazing hidden speakers crackled-no. That was the voice speaking in them. The speakers have been on.

""If you want your mate back, Moonstripe, then come to the Dark Forest tomorrow night." The voice said.

Moonstripe glared up at the amazing hidden speakers, which weren't so hidden or amazing, now that I think about it.

"You give me back my mate!" he shouted up at the speakers. "What have you done to her? I swear if you lay one claws on her I 'll-!"

"Relax." Tigerstar said. "Even though I live in a place titled 'Dark Forest' doesn't mean that I am always dark."

Moonstripe sighed. "Okay. But still-"

"So are you coming or not?"

"Yes."

"Bring Firestar. He knows the way."

"Okay."

"Tomorrow night."

"Yes."

"With Firestar."

"Yes."

"Good." And the speakers shut off.

Spiderpond appeared out of nowhere, somehow escaping the duct tape. "Don't let Tigerstar steal your mate!" Spiderpond shouted." So long! Until next time on FACEPALM!"