Dimmsdale

"Thanks for inviting us today, Timmy," said AJ who was pitching to Chester in the park. "It feels great to hang out with you again."

"Well, it was the least I could do. After all, you and Chester helped me and Jimmy bring 'Shirley' to his senses two weeks ago."

"Has it really been that long?" asked Chester who tried to swing at the ball that AJ had just pitched and missed. "It seems like it was only yesterday that we were in that strange world he created and then he scared me and Sheen half to death in his pizza shop. He does make good pizza though…"

"Yeah, but he could do better on the crust," replied Timmy.

"Dude, where did you get that cool-looking orb on your wrist?"

"Uh…Internet?"

"I hope that you and 'Shirley' are making contact with each other, otherwise he could go on another emotional rampage, Timmy," warned AJ.

"Actually, I invited him over for dinner last night," said Timmy.

"Let me guess, he made pizza, right?"

"With everything on it, and I do mean everything."

"You mean with ketchup, pickle relish, anchovies, liver, sauerkraut, corn, horseradish, mustard, lard, mayonnaise, onions, fish sticks, vinegar, sour cream, Limburger cheese, and curdled milk?" asked Chester.

AJ and Timmy's faces turned green as they had to fight back the urge to throw up.

"Man, am I the only one who likes those ingredients on a pizza?"

Fairy World

Cosmo and Wanda were enjoying their relaxing day at the spa by the pool, although Wanda does feel a little uneasy about Timmy not needing them for a while. Cosmo, on the other hand, was having the time of his life ordering ice cream by the bowlful until he couldn't move.

"Cosmo, you really shouldn't be eating all that ice cream. The last time you had that much sugar you were bouncing all over Timmy's bedroom like a pinball," said Wanda.

"So? I love eating ice cream! Plus, there are many uses for it besides eating you know." To prove his point, he scooped some out of the bowl with his finger and rubbed it on his nose. He then leaned back in his pool chair and poofed a pair of sunglasses on his face. Wanda just shook her head.

"I still can't believe that Binky managed to set us up here at the spa with no fees," she said.

"Well, when you threaten someone with certain Polaroid photos you can get just about anything."

"Cosmo, do you mean to tell me that you threatened Binky with embarrassing snapshots in order to get us in here?!"

"Well, I wouldn't call them embarrassing, but his wife's not going to like it when she realizes that he's been eating all the ice cream."

Wanda shook her head again in complete disbelief.

"You know, it does feel nice to get away from it all every now and then," remarked Cosmo.

"That's how it is everyday with you."

"Yeah, nothing like relaxing and…hey!"

Just then, a swirling purple cloud appeared in front of Cosmo and Wanda. It was none other than Juandissimo Magnifico begging for Wanda to come back to him.

"Hello Wanda. I see that you're still married to this idiot over here."

"Hey!"

"What is it this time, Juandissimo?" said Wanda as she folded her arms over her chest.

"I only ask you to leave this Cosmo guy so that we can be together again and go to all kinds of exotic and fancy places. Why don't I give you another massage with my magic fingers while you think it over?" When he said 'magic fingers', he wriggled them in the air.

"Hey buddy, if anybody is going to be putting moves on Wanda, it's going to be me!" shouted Cosmo, brandishing his wand.

Juandissimo sighed, promptly took out his wand, and turned Cosmo into a turtle. His wand landed on the pool chair in front of him.

"When…I…get…to…my…wand…you're…going…to…be…in…so…much…trouble!" strained Cosmo, as he slowly inched his way to his wand.

"Now then, where was I? Oh yes, you were about to say that you would love it if I gave you a massage and another rendition of the 'Swirly Pink Hair Dance'," said Juandissimo. He then poofed himself on top of Wanda's head with a rose in his mouth and began to dance.

"Juandissimo, this is all very nice of you, but I need to stay here with Cosmo in case he fills up the pool with gelatin…again."

Juandissimo poofed himself back in front of Wanda. "You still love that buffoon, don't you? Well, it looks like I'll have to be more relentless in my persuasions then. You cannot resist me forever!" He ripped his muscle shirt several times in succession and then vanished in a purple haze. Cosmo was still straining to get to his wand.

"I…could…use…some…help…here!"

Wanda sighed and poofed him back to his regular self.

"I wonder how Timmy is doing without us?" she thought.

Retroville

At this time, Timmy is still playing baseball with Chester and AJ in the park while Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen are testing some other inventions in Jimmy's backyard. Calamitous, disguised as Jimmy's mother, emerges out of the lab to discover that the three of them are still testing inventions near the portal to Dimmsdale.

"Drat, Neutron and his little friends are blocking my way to Dimmsdale. Maybe if I act like Neutron's mother, I can sneak my way into the portal without raising suspicion."

Calamitous was just about to call out to Jimmy when he heard Hugh get his attention.

"Oh, there you are Sugar Booger, do you think that… say…how did you get back from grocery shopping so quickly?"

Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen were so absorbed in the inventions that they didn't take any notice. Thinking fast, Calamitous came up with an answer disguising his voice to sound like Jimmy's mother.

"Uh yeah, the groceries are in the car. I thought that we could leave them there for now and carry them into the house later."

Hugh was a little confused as he quickly scanned the driveway.

"But honey, the car's not in the driveway."

"Drat," thought Calamitous. "This wasn't working out too well. Uh, the car got a flat after I ran over a pothole, and then I had to have it towed to a service station. The groceries will be fine there."

"Well, alright then. On another note, do you think that you could come inside and inspect my duck collection? I'm afraid that my ducks could be coming down with something."

"What? Uh, I mean, sure I'll take a look at them. For the time being at least," muttered Calamitous under his breath as he went into the house, followed by Hugh. Jimmy, Carl, and Sheen were just wrapping up with testing inventions.

"I'm sorry about the Neutron Elasticity Gumball, guys. I thought that all of the bugs had been worked out of it," said Jimmy.

"Oh, don't be so hard on yourself Jim," said Carl. "You have lots of other inventions that worked well. Except your Brain Drain helmet, your juicer that almost caused a meteor to hit Retroville, your insanely fast running shoes that caused you to become a large purple gelatinous blob on the sidewalk, your…"

"Okay, okay, I get the point!"

"Yeah, and besides, my head should be back to its normal size in no time," said Sheen.

His head was still a little small after getting it stuck in the jar.

"Well, I'll see you later, Jim. Mrs. Neutron and I have stuff to do. Now where did I set down her jar…?"

Carl began looking all around him trying to find the jar that Calamitous used to be in, but found nothing. He then began to panic.

"Uh Jimmy, do you happen to know where Calamitous' jar went?"

"You mean you lost it?"

"I don't know! It was right by my feet a minute ago and now it's gone!"

"Well, we have to find Calamitous! If he somehow gets out of that jar, there's no telling what he could do!"

The three boys began to frantically search the backyard until Jimmy's eyes fell on the open door to his lab.

"Carl, didn't I tell you to close the door behind you when we exited the lab?!"

"Yeah, and I did close it."

"Then you must not have closed it hard enough. The door is still open and Calamitous could have gotten inside somehow. C'mon, we need to make sure that everything is safe down there."

The three of them then entered Jimmy's lab via the slide down to the main area and looked around for anything unusual.

"The only items that seem to be missing are my hypercube along with my shrink ray and a few mini lasers," said Jimmy.

"Hey, I found Calamitous' jar thingy over here," yelled Sheen standing by the wall where the jar was in a million pieces. "It's all smashed and stuff."

"He probably rolled down the slide and smashed into the wall. That would explain the broken jar and then he could have used the shrink ray to enlarge himself to pose as my mother and to move around easier. If he also has my hypercube and a couple of mini lasers he could have enough to do some real damage!"

"Hey Jimmy, didn't you have a butterfly net leaning up against the wall over here?" asked Sheen.

"Butterfly net? Oh no, don't you guys remember how scared Timmy's reality-bending computer programs looked when Timmy brought out a butterfly net from that trunk in his teacher's lab? Even though it wasn't really his lab," he muttered under his breath. "And then Calamitous witnessed all those rogue computer programs getting sucked into my hypercube? I think that he wants to capture Timmy's computer programs by combining my hypercube with the butterfly net and then using their abilities at his disposal!"

"Do you mean the time that you and small-headed Timmy were fighting over Cindy about which one of you was going to ask her to the Friday-the-Thirteenth dance?"

"Yes!"

"Oh Jimmy, this is entirely my fault! If I had kept better watch over Calamitous, none of this would be happening!" yelled Carl.

"Calm down, Carl! We just need to go warn Timmy about Calamitous wanting to capture his friends. C'mon, we are wasting time standing around down here."

Jimmy then headed up toward the entrance to his lab with Carl and Sheen following close behind. Once they were outside in the backyard again, Jimmy activated the portal to Dimmsdale, and then the three of them jumped in.

Dimmsdale

"Well so long, I hope that you guys had fun."

"We sure did Timmy, and thanks again for inviting us," replied AJ.

"You're welcome."

"Yeah, I better get going too. I promised my Dad that I'd help him floss the teeth of the opossums that roam the property today," said Chester.

"Maybe later we can go over to 'Shirley's' pizza parlor to hang out," said AJ.

"That would be great!" replied Timmy.

"Hey, do you think that he can whip us up a pizza with ketchup, pickle relish, anchovies, liver, sauerkraut…"

"Come on, Chester…" said AJ as he pulled his friend toward his house.

"Bye guys!" yelled Timmy as he waved to them. "I hope that Cosmo and Wanda are enjoying their day off," he commented as he walked home. He then stopped as he remembered that he was going to meet Cindy next.

"Geez, I almost forgot," he said as he turned the dial on the orb to the Retroville setting before a portal opened up in front of him. "I just hope that she'll be at her house this time…"

Fairy World

"Cosmo, come back here!" yelled Wanda.

Immediately after Cosmo had eaten his twelfth bowl of ice cream, he went on a sugar rush all over the spa. He bounced all over the place like a rogue pinball and was generally causing mayhem towards everyone around him. Wanda had spent the last twenty-five minutes chasing her husband around the spa and tried to come up with a way to stop him.

"I should never have let him eat his seventh bowl with caramel sauce, hot fudge, and sprinkles on top…" she muttered.

Cosmo flew all over the place yelling ridiculous phrases at random fairies. (Which would be normal for him anyway at least, whether he was on a sugar high or not).

"Heyhowareyoutoday?Myname'sCosmo!Doyoulikepudding?Mywhata nicedaywe'vehaving!Wellbyenow!Whhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!"

Wanda was catching up and was just about to tackle him, when he suddenly veered off in another direction. Wanda, missing her mark, landed in the pool instead. She surfaced dripping wet, her pink hair matted against her face, to find Cosmo flying in circles around one of the pool attendants. She knew it would be a waste of energy to just keep chasing him around, so she thought up a foolproof plan to get Cosmo. She rose out of the pool and poofed some frying bacon in a skillet in front of her.

"Who wants some delicious, artery-clogging bacon?!"

Cosmo suddenly stopped in mid-flight and frantically waved his arms in the air.

"Ooh, ooh, I do!"

"Well, come and get it while it's hot!"

Wanda flew over to a pool chair and set the bacon down onto the one next to it. Cosmo immediately flew over to the pool chair and started to happily munch on the bacon. Wanda then wearily settled herself in her chair and poofed a fan in front of her.

"Glad that's over with," she sighed as she fanned herself. She then looked over at Cosmo who was still eating. "I just hope that Timmy is doing alright without us."