This is the very, very, very late update of the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 4: Calamitous' Revenge. I can't believe that I haven't updated this story since New Year's Day of this year! ( Hits self repeatedly over the head with very large mallet while yelling WHY? WHY? WHY? ). Enjoy and please review!

Chapter 5

A Shocking Reveal and Vicky's Scare of a Lifetime

While Crocker and Calamitous collaborated together in Dimmsdale with their plans to capture Cosmo and Wanda, Timmy and Cindy were at the Candy Bar in Retroville enjoying a hot fudge sundae together. Timmy wanted the biggest one that the place had so Sam the bartender had him sign some papers saying that if he got sick or exploded from so much sugar that he or his parents wouldn't sue him.

"So Timmy, what have you been up to lately?" asked Cindy as she dug into the huge mound of ice cream and hot fudge.

"Oh, the usual. My teacher, Mr. Crocker, still has his ravings every now and then and I'm just glad to get home at the end of the school day so that I can read my comic books or play video games," replied Timmy.

"Don't you do anything that involves scientific research of any kind?"

"Who do you think I am? Neutron? Nah, if I have to do anything scientific, it's usually for a science fair or something like that and my fair…uh, I mean…my reality-bending computer programs help me."

"Well, they're a scientific achievement anyway, aren't they?"

"Sure, let's go with that."

Cindy paused for a moment before continuing. "Is Chester and AJ still doing well?"

"Yeah. I just happened to spend some quality time with them playing baseball before coming here. I wanted to make up for ditching them last time even though I didn't mean to. I hope that you didn't think that I ditched you last time; Jimmy and I were so engrossed in making the perfect villain to fight that we completely ignored you and the others."

"Well, you did ditch us, and it hurt me a little because I thought that you two had dumped me, but you and Jimmy did apologize for what you guys did and more importantly apologized to 'Shirley' for abandoning him."

"Yeah, if Jimmy and I didn't abandon him, none of the past events would have happened and Retroville and Dimmsdale wouldn't have been in danger of being destroyed."

Cindy decided to change the subject. "So who really created all that stuff from when you and Jimmy were fighting over me?"

"Cosmo and Wanda did. They help me out with a lot of things when I need them."

"They sound a lot like fairy godparents if you ask me."

"Why would you say that?" asked Timmy, whose left eye started to twitch slightly.

"Well, yesterday I somehow stumbled across a website called www. fairies 'R' real .wand. I thought it was a load of nonsense, but my curiosity got the best of me and I explored the website for a while. I was stunned to find out that it had a lot of pictures of creatures that resemble Cosmo and Wanda and they were all labeled as fairy godparents."

Timmy had just put a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth, and when he heard that he nearly choked.

"Timmy, are you alright?" asked Cindy.

"Yeah…just went down the wrong pipe, that's all. 'I don't believe it! How in the world did she come across Crocker's website in this dimension?' he thought. 'The Internet must be more widespread than I thought.' Huh, interesting website…Well, if you're done we could go do something together. Maybe a walk around the park perhaps?"

"That would be great!"

"Alright, I just need to pay and we'll be out of here…" Timmy then started to dig into his left pocket for some money to pay for the sundae. While he was digging through the pocket, he took out his Auto-Poofer and placed it onto the table. "Darn it, I know it's in here somewhere… Maybe the other pocket…"

Cindy noticed the Auto-Poofer and picked it up to get a better look.

"What is this Timmy?"

"Ah, found it!" cried Timmy triumphantly as he produced a ten-dollar bill from his pocket. "What?"

"This device Timmy. Did you make it yourself or did Cosmo and Wanda help you?"

Timmy looked at the Auto-Poofer in her hand. "They made it for me a while ago. It's a teleportation device that instantly sends me back to my room if I press that star there." He pointed to the rather large star at the end of the ballpoint pen-shaped device to prove his point.

"Neat. I could use one of those."

"I could get Cosmo and Wanda to make one for you if you'd like."

"That would be nice," said Cindy as she put her hand on Timmy's. Timmy followed suit and was just about to kiss Cindy when he accidentally touched the star on the Auto-Poofer after Cindy had set it back onto the table. A white light surrounded them both and Timmy disappeared. Because Cindy still had her hand on Timmy's, she disappeared right along with him. Luckily, the ten-dollar bill was left on the table so that Sam didn't have a fit when he discovered the two of them had left and assumed that they hadn't paid. Timmy and Cindy felt themselves become less bulgy as they immediately found themselves in Timmy's room.

"Whoa, that was weird," muttered Cindy.

"Yeah, I must have accidentally touched the Auto-Poofer and sent us back to my room," said Timmy as he inspected the ballpoint pen-shaped device in his hand.

Suddenly, shouting could be heard downstairs coming from the kitchen.

"Alright twerps! It's time for you to mow the grass, do my homework, and mulch the lawn while I drink lemonade and make sure you don't slack off!"

"Oh no, I hope that's not Vicky down there," said Timmy worriedly.

"Who's Vicky?" asked Cindy. "Some girlfriend you want to tell me about?" she added crossing her arms over her chest.

"What? No! She's my sixteen-year-old totally-insane babysitter! There's no why in heck she would ever be my girlfriend!" shouted Timmy.

"Oops. My bad."

"Besides, I have you."

Cindy blushed at that comment.

"I'm not going to ask you twice!" shouted Vicky from downstairs.

"Hey, we heard you the first time!" shouted back Jimmy.

"That sounded like Jimmy," said Timmy. "I wonder what he's doing here?"

Cindy then followed Timmy out of his room and to the banister overlooking the living room where Carl and Sheen were struggling to pull a large bag of garbage across the floor.

"What are you guys doing here?" whispered Timmy from over the banister.

"Hey, it's small-headed Timmy!" shouted Carl looking up at him. "Hi small-headed Timmy!"

"Hi normal-headed Cindy!" waved Sheen to Cindy.

"Quiet! Do you want Timmy's babysitter to know that we're here?" she whispered.

"What the heck is Vicky doing here?" whispered back Timmy.

"Oh, it's horrible Timmy! Your babysitter thinks that Sheen and I are Chester and AJ and that Jimmy is you and she's making us do horrible things like unclogging the toilets and cleaning out the garbage disposal!" whined Carl.

"That's terrible!" whispered back Cindy.

"But now that you're here, you can set her straight and prove to her that we're not who she thinks we are!" said Sheen.

"Wow, Sheen, that was a mouthful even for you," whispered Cindy.

"Are you kidding?" Timmy half-yelled at Sheen. "If she finds out that Jimmy isn't me, I risk putting all of us under her control for the rest of the day! Unless…she freaks out when she realizes that there are more of me like what happened last time…"

"What do you mean?" asked Cindy.

"A while back, when Vicky had me do mindless chores that she came up with, I had Cosmo and Wanda create some clones of myself to do the work for me. My clones ended up getting me into more trouble than I had bargained for, but Vicky sure got the scare of her life when she thought she was going crazy. After that incident, Cosmo, Wanda, and I strategically placed full-length mirrors all over the house, and in no time she was checking herself into the insane asylum. So, all I have to do is walk into the kitchen, present myself before her, and let the results play out as expected."

Timmy then walked down the stairs and calmly strolled into the kitchen with his hands in his pockets with Cindy, Carl, and Sheen following close behind him. Jimmy was hunched over the sink desperately trying to unclog it with a toilet plunger while Vicky sat in a chair drinking lemonade watching his every move. Timmy stopped about ten feet from Vicky with his arms crossed and calmly made his presence known.

"Hi Vicky."

"Shut up, twerp. Can't you see that I'm making sure that you don't…slack…off…?" snarled Vicky as she turned toward Timmy.

When she saw him standing in front of her, she quickly shifted her gaze to Jimmy who had stopped his sink plunging to stare at the scene before him. Her pupils dilated and she started spluttering random phrases while shifting her gaze between Jimmy and Timmy.

"What…but…how…I thought…but you're over there and you're over here…and I thought…"

"Vicky, are you feeling alright? Maybe you need to lie down for a while if you're starting to see duplicates of me again," smirked Timmy.

"Yeah, uh…go lie down for a while…just what I need…" mumbled Vicky while she shakily got to her feet.

Timmy leaned to one side to get a better view of Jimmy and winked at him. Jimmy got the message and promptly got Vicky's attention.

"Hey, Vicky..."

The redhead slowly turned towards Jimmy with a worried look on her face.

"Boo!"

"Yaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Vicky as she jumped five feet in the air before she bolted out of the kitchen and out the front door.

Immediately, all five ten-year-olds burst out laughing.

"That…was…totally…awesome!" gasped Sheen between fits of laughter. "I can't get over the look she had on her face! You totally freaked her out!"

"Yeah, that was even more hilarious than the time when Jimmy made Cindy and Libby shoot smoothies out of their noses after he slipped on a banana peel!" laughed Carl.

"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I have to agree with Carl on this one. That was hilarious!" said Cindy as soon as she regained her breath after laughing so hard. "Timmy said it would work and it did."

"That was Timmy's idea?" asked Jimmy.

"Yeah. Is that so hard to take in?"

"No, but we all realize that he isn't a genius."

"So? He came up with a good idea and it worked out perfectly."

"Hey, I had almost thought of a way to get me, Carl, and Sheen out of here."

"And I saved you the trouble," said Timmy cutting in. "You have to admit that it was a pretty sweet way of getting her to leave."

"Yeah, you're right about that," said Jimmy. "Well, I hope that you won't have any trouble performing that routine again…" he started as he shook Timmy's hand.

"…Only if the situation calls for it," finished Timmy.

Once she was outside the house, Vicky kept running until she smacked into Crocker's van where the crazy spazzing teacher and Calamitous were still plotting how to obtain Cosmo and Wanda while simultaneously destroying Jimmy. The sound of Vicky hitting the van jolted the two of them out of their thoughts and they opened the sliding door to see her sprawled on the pavement with a dazed look on her face.

Calamitous then inspected the dent that she caused when she smacked into the van. "It looks like you'll have to add that to your damage deposit."

"Drat..." muttered Crocker.

Ooh, the plot thickens... You know things are not going to be good when she comes out of her daze. Will Jimmy and Timmy find out about Crocker and Calamitous' plan before it's too late? Stay tuned and don't forget to review!