Disclaimer: I own YJ! YAY! Wait no I don't! *gasp*

Oh and in all of these one shots it's during the first season.

Sorry forgot to mention that. And there might be a few Daddy!Bats like this one.

-GW

"Dick?"

"Yes, Bruce?"

"Why are you on my leg?"

"Um….. Global warming?"

"Richard…."

"Okay,okay! I had a nightmare."

"Oh okay…. can you get off my leg now though?"

"I can't."

"Why not?"

"I'm stuck."

"How?"

"I might have possibly got glue on my pajamas…."

"Why? How? ... Actually I don't want to know."

*sigh*

"Let's go get the glue remover."

*step thump, step thump*

"What would they say about the coldhearted Batman now, hmm?"

"What would they say about the supposedly fearless Robin now?"

"…. Touché."