Disclaimer: I own YJ! YAY! Wait no I don't! *gasp*
Oh and in all of these one shots it's during the first season.
Sorry forgot to mention that. And there might be a few Daddy!Bats like this one.
-GW
"Dick?"
"Yes, Bruce?"
"Why are you on my leg?"
"Um….. Global warming?"
"Richard…."
"Okay,okay! I had a nightmare."
"Oh okay…. can you get off my leg now though?"
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"I'm stuck."
"How?"
"I might have possibly got glue on my pajamas…."
"Why? How? ... Actually I don't want to know."
*sigh*
"Let's go get the glue remover."
*step thump, step thump*
"What would they say about the coldhearted Batman now, hmm?"
"What would they say about the supposedly fearless Robin now?"
"…. Touché."
