Updated (07-07-12): This chapter has been edited to fit the guidelines of the fanfiction site. The adult version can be found over on adultfanfiction under the same username. There's a link on my author's page.

Mischievous Incubus

Joey fluttered his wings and bit his bottom lip. He wondered if he wanted to do this one last time, then shook any last doubts away. He could do this. He just needed to prove himself, pass this test, and he'd be just as respected as everyone else.

…Hmm… He was just really worried about the test he had to pass…

The test named Seto Kaiba.

Admittedly, he was sure that he would be forcefully thrown off the bed and out of the mansion when the CEO woke up, but at the same time… he just knew it would be really good sex if he could convince his rival to have sex with him. …Well, as long as Seto didn't die laughing at him, first.

Taking a deep breath, Joey forced his wings to be still and, taking one last moment to examine himself, he then crawled onto the bed with the sleeping teen. He jumped a little when the brunet jerked awake when he got closer and nearly panicked and fled, but he forced himself to relax when the older boy only blinked at him blearily.

"…Wheeler? What the fuck-?"

Joey purred and crawled closer to his side. "Mm, you've always been a smart guy, Seto. How'd ya know that's what I was here for?"

Seto blinked at him a little longer. "What-? …What the hell. This is still a dream. Listen, it's bad enough that I have to deal with you when I'm awake; get lost so I can get some rest. I only need one night of dreams without you in them and I'd appreciate it if it was tonight." So saying, he turned over and tugged his blankets up around his shoulders.

The blond frowned and sat back, brows furrowing together in frustration. However, he was nothing if not stubborn, so giving up was the furthest thing from his mind. Licking his lips, he eyed one of the smooth, pale shoulders carefully, then leaned down and began placing soft, teasing little kisses across it, finally settling to nibble and lick the crook of the brunet's neck.

"Wheeler, what the—Mmmn, that feels…" The brunet shuddered as he felt the younger boy's fingers gently digging into his side as his teeth lightly pulled at the sensitive skin on his neck. "Mm, you're trying to start something you're going to have to finish, little puppy."

Joey grunted quietly in acknowledgement and jerked on his shoulder so the older boy was on his back again. "Taste so good, Seto…" He gasped as the brunet's fingers dug into his hair and jerked his head up, startled. When he was only tugged into a wet, open-mouth kiss, he relaxed, moaning quietly as he leaned over him. "Mm—mm—Mmyu!" He jumped a little as he felt the brunet's other hand grab his ass, then moaned again, trying to fight for dominance.

He lost when their positions abruptly switched, leaving him splayed out beneath the older boy. Seto cupped his cheek and smirked. "Hmm, this is my dream, puppy. I'm on top."

He wouldn't lie and say he wasn't disgruntled, but he'd sort of figured that Kaiba would be a control freak. Shifting so he could better position his wings without giving them away, he nodded. "Okay, Seto…"

"…You know, of all the times I've dreamed of this, I don't think I've ever been as turned on as I am right now," Seto commented idly, eyeing the blond up and down. He slid a hand down the younger boy's side to end its journey at his hip. "Then again, I've never dreamed of you coming to seduce me without any clothes on. I always dreamed of a seductive striptease. But this… this is almost better."

Joey frowned in confusion. "You… ya dream of me? More than once?"

The brunet's eyes slid up to meet his. "You've been haunting my dreams a lot lately. Mmhmm. I especially liked the dream where you put on this sexy little piece of black lingerie, so lacy and frilly and you looked so attractive…"

"Nngh!" The demon swallowed thickly when the hand at his hip slid down further to cup one of his ass cheeks, giving it a firm squeeze that made him shiver a little. "Seto…!" Jeez, he'd never imagined this would go so smoothly.

He yelped as he was pulled into another kiss, moaning as the brunet's tongue delved into his mouth and began wrestling with his. The first kiss had been a lot gentler, but he couldn't complain about this one, either; it was the first time he'd ever really been on an even keel with Seto, especially because his tongue was much more dexterous and he could control his breathing much more. Despite that, though, he couldn't help but gasp in relief as the older boy finally broke the kiss.

Seto growled as he saw the string of saliva hanging from the blond's plump bottom lip, watching as the string broke and dripped onto the younger boy's bare thigh.

That was just too sexy not to maul him, really.

Joey gasped in surprise as he was yanked forward, biting his bottom lip anxiously as the brunet held him tightly against his body and buried his face into his neck. "Seto-!"

"I want to fuck you so hard, Joey, if you were real, you wouldn't be able to walk for days," Seto hissed, before he caught the blond's earlobe between his teeth and pulled lightly. "Do you want me to fuck you, Joey? Do you want me to pound into you, making you mine until you scream for mercy?"

"Uhn…!" The blond closed his eyes tightly and dug his teeth into his bottom lip. Did it still count as passing the test if it turned out he was the one being seduced instead?

.-.-.-.-.-.

He hadn't passed his test; the other incubi were going to laugh at him, make fun of him for getting off first—with his human rival, no less! Why could he manage to go for hours by himself? It wasn't fair! The one time he should have had the upper hand, it was taken away from him! Why couldn't he be the better one for once? Why was Seto always the one better than him?

Seto grunted as he reached his own release and hugged the smaller teen tightly. "God, puppy, that was better than—Why are you crying?" He was horrified; none of his dreams had ever ended like this. "Did I hurt you?"

"…Ya always gotta be better than me at everything," the blond ground out angrily. "Even at sex. I should be better at sex. I was born t' have sex!" He struggled weakly in his arms, letting out a quiet growl as his wings fluttered. "Ya gotta show me up at everything, doncha, moneybags!"

Bewildered felt like an understatement; Seto felt like the world had been turned upside-down. "What are you talking about?"

"Just—just shut up! Shut up!" Breaking free of the brunet's grip, he stomped over to the mirror he'd come through, then turned to glare at the confused human angrily. "Why are ya better than me at somethin' I was born t' do! I'm s'posed t' make you come first, not the other way around! Me! Me! God, all I wanted was t' be better at somethin' than you, an' I—" He stopped and lifted a fist to wipe frantically at the tears in his eyes to keep them from falling. "…I just wanted t' be better at somethin' for once."

So saying, he forced the mirror liquid for the few seconds he needed to travel through it.

"Puppy!" Seto grew even more confused as the blond disappeared.

He didn't know how he had managed to upset the younger boy; all he'd wanted to do was make him feel good. Now his puppy was gone, in tears because he'd… made him come first? What?

.-.-.-.-.-.

"Oh, look who it is!"

"Guess you weren't as good at controlling yourself as you thought you were, blondie!"

"How does it feel knowing that a human is better at giving sex than you?"

Joey grit his teeth to keep from saying anything and stomped past the laughing group of incubi that were his classmates to their teacher's desk, slamming a red piece of paper on the desktop. "I failed."

The man hummed. "I noticed. So, when would you like to schedule to retake your test?"

"I'm not retakin' it!" the blond snapped. "I can't believe I thought I'd ever be good at this!"

When he turned to storm away, though, a hand caught his wrist and dragged him back. "Hey, Joey, we were just kidding. You're good at sex, it's just… he's better."

"Go fuck yourself!" the blond snarled, yanking his hand away. "If I can't beat Kaiba at this then there's no point! I might as well just throw in the towel at everything!"

It wasn't fair. He realized that Seto was a logical person, so obviously things like strategy games were his forte; he also realized that he himself was a physical person, acting on emotion and such. That meant he should be better at sex! It only made sense!

…Why did Seto have to be so good at everything, showing him up at every turn? He'd gone through so much to be able to be called an incubus, had trained so hard, and… Seto had thrown all of that hard work in his face, and he hadn't even known it.

Joey sighed and hugged himself even as his wings wilted in despair. …Maybe… he was just a hopeless little mutt. He was only three quarters incubus anyway… Perhaps he just… wasn't meant to be much of anything.

.-.-.-.-.-.

Seto frowned and leaned his head on his hand, unable to concentrate on his book. All he could think about was his dream from the night before, feeling guilty and confused despite not having any real reason to.

It was just a dream. It wasn't the real Joey. He hadn't made his real puppy cry or scream nonsense about how he should be better at sex at him. It was just another dream where he fucked the blond until they both came and that was the end of it!

…That didn't mean he wasn't going to sneak a peek at the blond when he came in, just to make sure that he was as happy as he always was.

Peering over the edge of his book as he heard the Geek Squad greet his puppy by name, he frowned in concern when he saw that Joey looked sad, and tired. He watched the blond mumble a greeting that made Yugi and Téa ask if he was okay and Tristan punch him in the arm and tell him to buck up. He pondered whether or not he should address the blond, rile him up a little, when his eyes caught something on the younger boy's neck.

Seto's eyes widened as he saw the dark purple hickey in the exact same place he'd made one in his dream.