Her lips were warm as I kissed them. I felt her body, tightly pressed against mine, and damn, it felt really good.
Her eyes opened in shock as she felt the pressure of my lips against hers. She just sat there frozen like a statue as I kissed her.
Now generally all the girls that I've had to seduce either melted or moaned in pleasure. Unlike most girls however, this one just froze stock still. As a professional in the trade, my pride took a blow right there and then. Of course I didn't show it though.
I covered her eyes with one hand so that I could pull my mask up. As I let my lips leave hers, I felt her move forward ever so slightly. It may have been a reaction of the pressure being alleviated from her lips or, it could be that she liked my kiss.
Personally, I hoped it was the latter.
After I'd placed my mask back on, I lowered my hand from her eyes. She was still sitting there, shell shocked.
Oh boy, I got a bad feeling about this, I thought to myself.
"You…you just…." Anko stuttered out, bright crimson lines appearing on her face.
"Kissed you? Yes." I completed for her, smirking.
The look on her face was utterly adorable. She was opening and closing her mouth with no sounds coming out. She looked like she was in a daze of sorts. It's like…it's like… she was adding 1 shuriken with another shuriken and coming up with a slug.
I better get out of here, I thought to myself, before Anko comes to and murders me. And just before I poofed out like I usually did, a pair of strong calloused hands grabbed me by the throat and began choking me.
"You…you…FREAKING IDIOT!" she yelled at me, "I am so going to FUCKING MURDER YOU HATAKE!" she yelled even louder this time, neighbors probably thought that I was dating 2 girls at the same time and one of them just found out.
Holy Shit, I thought, I knew that she might not have liked it that much but still, my kisses can't be that bad, right?
"Anko…take it…easy…" I managed to choke out. I was slowly losing breath, and consciousness. If she were an enemy I'd have just pushed her off and let her collide into one of the places in my small bathroom. But, as she wasn't an enemy, I couldn't push her off without possibly harming her.
All of a sudden, the pressure left my throat and Anko got of off me and stood up.
Her face was still crimson and she looked quite, quite embarrassed by what had just happened.
"I-I won't forget this Hatake" she managed before storming out of the bathroom. After a few seconds, I heard an ominous slam that signified my main door shutting with, well, a slam.
Well, nothing I can do about this now, I thought to myself. Might as well get ready for work, I sighed. Now that was a depressing thought.
I slowly turned on the shower and set the water to somewhere between warm and hot. I do like my baths hot, but not hot hot.
As the shower water was heating up, I stripped myself of my pajamas, underwear and mask before stepping into the now perfectly heated shower water.
Great shinobis that felt good. Hot water always seemed to work for me. I let out a groan when I remembered that this moment couldn't last forever.
I sighed, shut off the water, toweled myself quickly then got dressed. Of course, wore my usual clothing, the pants, the undershirt, the vest, the head protector, yada yada yada.
I came out of the bathroom feeling great. I successfully teased Anko without dying, I was probably the first person to ever do that and not end up in the, I shuddered, the hospital.
Now off to work…wait, of course, I can't leave without eating breakfast. It is, after all, the most important meal of the day, I thought to myself. I was completely satisfied with this because, one, I get to arrive even later than I usually do, two I get some food in my stomach, and three, I get to arrive even later at work.
I entered the kitchen and began busying myself with my breakfast preparations. I got my pan, some cooking oil, a match and a couple of eggs. After I'd lit my stove, and poured on a bit of cooking oil, I cracked the eggs and put them on the stove. As the eggs were being cooked, I took some bread and butter from my fridge. I pulled out my kunai slabbed some butter on, and buttered my bread.
After I'd buttered it, I placed it in my toaster and set it on three minutes. After doing so, I went back to the eggs on the frying pan.
After they had finished frying, I turned off the stove, took the pan and placed the egg on a plate. As I was doing that, I heard a soft *ding* as my bread had finished toasting.
I took the bread from the toaster using a kunai and placed it on my plate as well.
I grabbed a fork and began eating my breakfast. The eggs tasted as good as usual while the bread was slightly too buttery. After a few minutes of eating, I washed my dishes, grabbed a glass and filled it to the brim with tap water.
After I'd filled it, I finished it in a few gulps. I placed the glass down on the counter and washed the kunai that I used to butter my bread.
Geez, I thought to myself, washing dishes is really a hassle. I really should just hire a maid or something. Or perhaps I should get a wife…yeah…a wife….
Nah, who am I kidding. I'm the legendary copy ninja, I can't, no, I won't bring any more people into my life just to get hurt.
After all those people who have died, Obito…Rin…. After even my own student left us….No, I don't think I can handle losing anyone anymore.
Gah…I should stop thinking about this stuff. Thinking about it won't change anything anyhow.
Now, to place my thoughts on to something much more interesting, like my Icha-Icha series. Yes, now that would most certainly be better than thinking about his depressing crap.
As I walked over to my shelf where I kept my books, I looked up and my heart just about stopped beating. They were gone, all of them, and in their place was a note.
I quickly went over to the shelf, grabbed the note and read it.
"Dearest bastard Kakashi" it read. "I fucking hoped that you were able to read this note before going to work. I will be expecting you to re-compensate me for what you did just moments ago. Well, anyways, Fuck you. Greatest Kunoichi ever, Mitarashi Anko.
I just stood there, horror struck.