I'm so sorry it took this long to update. Seriously. High school is drowning me in work right now... but here's the story, and I hope you don't kill me for being so late. :( Enjoy! The results of the voting were... Tratie! I'll do Piper and Jason next... maybe ;) But anyhow, without further ado, your fanfic!

Travis Stoll was plotting a prank on Chiron with his brother, when a knock came from the door.

"I bet it's her." Connor said. "We should run."

"Nah. I can handle this." Travis walked confidently to the door and flung it open.

It was exactly who they expected.

Katie Gardener stood in the doorway, her face red and her hair mussed up. One of her pant legs was torn, and her shirt looked as if it had a bite out of it at the hem. Her eyes glinted red.

Travis shut the door quickly right when she opened her mouth to speak.

"You're right. Let's run." He said meakly.

BAM! The door flew open. Katie marched inside, grabbed Travis by the back of his shirt, and dragged him towards her cabin.

"Help! Connor!" Travis struggled, but the girl was too strong for him in her rage.

"Toodle-oo." Connor waved at his brother and shut the door.

"This is the last straw." Katie panted, dragging her victim inside. "You, Stoll, are dead."

The inside of Demeter's cabin was a mess. The Demeter kids were no where to be seen.

"Where are all your siblings?" Travis choked out, struggling to loosen his shirt from his neck.

"Fixing your mess." Katie dropped Travis in the middle of the cabin unexpectedly. She locked the door and turned to him.

"Why? Why did you do it?" She asked, her tone tight with anger.

"Do what?" Travis played innocent, rubbing his neck.

"Let loose a bunch of rabbits in our garden? And guess what Travis? THEY EAT FLESH!"

"Wait, what?" Travis looked suprised. "Flesh? They were only supposed to eat the stuff in your garden!"

"Oh no, they ate the garden too. Then a part of our wall. Then our personal possessions. And then... US!"

"I'm sorry?"

"I know you will be." Katie grabbed him by the arm and forced him to a certain spot on the floor. "Maybe this will teach you a lesson, eh Travis?" She pulled a lever that had seemingly appeared out of nowhere. Travis dropped through the earth and landed in pitch darkness.

"Katie? Is this neccasary?" Travis called up. The secret trap door shut, and there was no reply.

Something moved in the corner.

Travis grabbed at his pocket and pulled out his emergency cell phone. He flipped it open and used the light to look around. He wished he hadn't.

Surrounding him was the rabbits that he had let loose in the Demeter garden eariler that day. And they were still looking hungry.

"Connor?" Travis turned on the walkie-talkie feature on his cell phone.

"Connor here. What's your status?"

"Well, you know those rabbits we let out?"

"Yeah. Did they do their job?"

The animals were closing in on him. "Well, turns out they eat flesh as well as plants."

"Really?"

"Mhmm, and I'm kind of surrounded by them in a dark cavern with no way out..."

Connor was about to reply, when a flash enveloped Travis. It only lasted for a second, but when it was gone, Travis had disappeared. The cell phone clattered to the ground.

"Travis? Hello? TRAVIS!" Connors voice came through the speakers, but no one replied. The rabbits chittered, disappointed.

Katie was happily fixing up her cabin when she fealt a tingling in her stomach. Something was about to happen.

Before she could do anything about it, light erupted all around her, and Katie blacked out.

"Urgh... what happened?" Travis opened his eyes blearily. Colors swirled.

When everything finally came into focus, he couldn't help but gasp.

Travis was in a comfortable chair, seated across from a beautiful woman. The two were on a stage, and the audience was roaring.

Suddenly, a third chair popped up. Katie, the person he least wanted to see, was strapped to her chair as well. When she woke up, her eyes widened immediately. Of course, she looked at him as if it was all his fault.

"What? It's not my fault I got invited to Oprah's show." He said, thinking his theory was correct. I mean, he wasn't that famous, but Travis Stoll was definately worth being on the Ophrah show.

"We're not on Oprah, you idiot." Katie hissed.

"Very good, Katie." The beautiful woman inteverened, looking delighted. "I'm Aphrodite, and this is my show!"

"You have a show?" Travis asked, suddenly less excited.

"Yes, and you two are in the second episode!" The goddess clapped her hands like a 3 year old getting an ice cream cone. "Isn't it exciting?"

"Wait, second?" Katie asked, confused. "Who was in your first episode?"

Aphrodite waved her hand dismissively. "Oh, don't worry about that. "

"Hello, and welcome to... Aphrodite's Love Show!" A man's voice echoed above them.

"You got Ares to help you host a love show? I'm impressed." Katie said, after cocking her head to analyze the voice.

"Anyways..." Was Aphrodite blushing? "I think you should understand the purpose of the show before we begin! My goal for you two is to get you together, then break you up! Fun, right?"

"Psh, go ahead." Katie blew her hair out of her face. "I am never dating that dork."

"Yeah." Travis scoffed along with her. Aphrodite wouldn't win this time.

"Oh, we'll see what kind of feelings you harbor for one another. Now, do you two know of a game called 'Truth or Dare?'"

The two nodded.

"This first exercise is a bit like that, except for you have to tell the truth for any question I ask you. And you both are going to use it."

A small device appeared on the two demi-gods wrists. The chairs swiveled against their will, and they faced a giant TV screen. It was split into two halves, one with Travi's name on it, and one with Katies.

"Let's begin." Aphrodite smiled devilishly.

"Who goes first?" Travis asked nervously.

"You do." Aphrodite took a mirror from thin air and studied herself in it. "Ask Katie anything you like."

"What's your favorite kind of flower?" Travis asked.

"Roses." An idea formed in Katie's mind. She could actually use this and find out if he did like her or not, just not directly. She asked slyly;

"How many more times have you pranked the Demeter cabin than any other cabin?"

"Well...er.." Travis didn't want to answer, so he shut his mouth tight. Suddenly it opened by itself and forced the words out for him. "34."

Aphrodite's smirk was nothing compared to Katie's.

"Fine, you want to play that way? Who do you punish for our pranks more, me or Connor?" Travis said, his face red from embarrasment.

"You." Katie whispered against her will, then grew mad with the question. "Answer me this! Who did you ask to stay alive before we went to war?" She already knew the answer, but she wanted to hear him say it.

"You!" Travis admitted, almost angrily. "And what did you answer me then, huh?"

Katie choked. Her startling eyes grew wide. "That I would never leave this Earth while you were still on it."

The two stared at eachother. The audience grew so quiet you could hear a pin drop. And then...

The author decided to become evil and run out of time to write. Thanks for reading, and I promise the update will be quicker this time! (Review? *Puppy dog eyes*)