America and England were up to their old ways once again, despite the multiple intrusions on their previous attempts to make love. America started the heat by rubbing England's thigh throughout the entire meeting. The Brit' was constantly looking at the younger with a flustered face. What did he think he was doing?!

At the abrupt end, (as it usually is with the squabbling nations), England was ready to bite of America's head; he didn't know which one though.

"I swear to God, Alfred! If you ever do something like that again I WILL-!" the Brit' was cut off from his scolding by a biting kiss and shove to the wall.

"You will what, Arthur?" The younger nation asked with a lustful stare as he pulled England's waist closer to his.

"I…I…will-ah…ngh!" The British nation was being teased relentlessly by the younger. America was nipping at the British man's neck and slowly running his tongue down his sensitive neck.

"You'll what?" He whispered.

"Your house. NOW!" The Brit' commanded much to the pleasure of his partner.

Once at the American's house the couple went straight to the bedroom. Without hesitation America pushed England onto the bed claiming dominance. The two locked lips.

"Oh my~" A whisper was from the closet and shushing.

"Shh! They don't know we're here!"

"Shut up you two!"

"What was that?" England asked in disbelief.

"Nothing, just ignore it!" His American lover replied kissing the Brit' on the forehead to distract him. He personally didn't care who saw him making love with England as long as he was making love with England. Sadly the Brit' still cared for his pride, he was a gentlemen.

"Is someone in your closet?" The nation asked as creaks where heard from within as if someone trying to move around.

"I don't know, and I don't care."

"But America!"

"Call me Alfred," The young nation took his lovers hand. "Arthur..." He purred as an attempt to seduce his lover once again, and to ignore the noises from the closet.

"Who's there!?" The Brit' yelled at the closet, much to America's disappointment.

"It is ME the AWESOME PRUSSIA!"

"Be quiet, amigo~!"

"Didn't I zay to be quiet!"

The lovers looked at each other confused until realization dawned on England. America was still wondering how three people had fit in his closet.

"Blood hell, it's the bad touch trio!" The Brit' had once allied himself with Austria way back when and left once he found out he couldn't beat France. These three idiots were who they went up against.

As if on cue, the closet door broke open and the three nations spilled out of the cramped quarters. On the floor laid possibly the three most perverted nations in the entire world. (Japan may have them beat. Hungary still in the closet about it all... To prove once again, not much gets done at world meetings. They can't even decide who is the most perverted among themselves!)

Prussia was the first to stand on his feet out of the trio. "I am zee AWESOME PRUSSIA!"

"You already said that…" The lovers mumbled in unison. They remained on the bed as if frozen in place.

"You idiotz! If you would 'ave kept your mouthz shut, we could 'ave listened to the whole thing!" The Frenchmen stood up and brushed himself off.

"Oh! Ah, sorry!" The Spaniard stood and apologized with his friendly manners.

The lovers stared at the trio in shock, but slightly more disappointment. Why did these three have to listen to them have sex? Isn't that what porn is for?

After another stunned minute of silence America finally spoke up. (Well, yelled.) "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE OR I'LL BEAT YOU THREE SENSELESS!"

The trio knew when to retreat; this was that time. The three once powerful nations ran out of the bedroom and the house, possibly the country. This left the two lovers alone once again on the bed.

"Hey Artie…"

"Just shut up and kiss me!"

Author's Note: Sorry for the long wait on a new chapter. ._. School keeps me busy! Anyways, I would also like to apologize for terrible accents, any grammar mistakes, and lack of details. My writing skills are growing!

I hope to find more time to write more fanfiction! :D (Otherwise people will be sad/mad for lack of updates...) THANK YOU FOR READING~! .