Hello everybody. It's been too long. My laptop took FOREVER to fix, and then all my documents were wiped out, which was awesome. (NOT) But I finally got on the internet to see how the vote turned out, and it appears that we have a winner! I would love to reply to all the awesome reviews you guys left, but I want to get straight to the fanfiction. Believe it or not, I seem to have less time in the summer than during the school year for fanfiction... Here ya go!

Aphrodite was mad.

She had not planned on letting Katie and Travis getting back together, and now she was getting angry calls from Olympus for not following the show's purpose. They were supposed to be crying into their pillows in their seperate cabins right now. Instead, they were making out near the Big House.

No way was she going to let the next pairing be anything but fantastic!

She knew who she wanted for the first chair. The love goddess would put that Roman girl, Hazel, into her show. Love triangles were so easy to work with. The problem was, she couldn't decide whether she should put Hazel with Leo, or that other Roman, Frank.

Leo and Hazel were just so cute together. Leo needed some kind of love in his life. Who could live without the stuff?

On the other hand, Frank and Hazel were more compatable. They went together like peanutbutter and jelly on bread. They could read what the other was thinking, and battle with stragety's neither had planned. There was only one way to decide!

"Eeny, meeny, miny, mo..." Aphrodite murmured to herself. Now she had a desicion. She turned to the camera and signalled for the show to start.

Smiling, she swept her hands in an outward gesture. "Ladies and gents. Satyrs and Naids. Gods and Godesses. Please welcome the struggling love triangle over Hazel!

As her name was said, the daughter of Pluto appeared one of the chairs. She looked very confused.

"Currently the boyfriend of this, um, interesting girl is Frank!"

Frank appeared in the chair on the right side of Hazel.

"And the lonely but charming son of Hephaestus, welcome, Leo!"

"Is that... Venus?" Hazel asked as the tinker appeared.

"No, dear, I promise you I am fully Greek." Aphrodite corrected, smiling at Hazel as if she were explaining two plus two was four.

"Mmp? Where are we? Is that Aphrodite?" Leo asked, shaking his head to clear the thoughts.

"Welcome to Aphrodite's Love Show!" Ares' voice boomed from the speakers above.

"That explains it." The son of Hephaestus muttered under his breath.

"I don't think I want to be any part in a show that the love goddess hosts." Frank exclaimed, observing his surroundings.

"Oh don't worry, you'll have a blast!" Aphrodite said brightly. "This is a special episode!"

"Goody." Leo exclaimed. "I love love. It's totally my thing."

Frank grunted. "Ve...I mean Aphrodite, what's the whole point of this show?"

"I'm so glad you asked! Okay, since this is a special, the rules are slightly different. This is about Hazel, and who gets to win her heart!"

"Excuse me!" Hazel protested. "My heart is not some plaything!"

"It is for me, dear." Aphrodite waved her hand airily. "Now, time to begin."

Hazel turned to the boys to see what they thought of this, but found them glaring at eachother with such an intensity she was suprised they both weren't melted puddles of goo.

"I was here first." Frank growled.

"Technically, my great-grandfather was here first." Leo snapped back.

Hazel blushed scarlet. "Guys!"

"It's only natural, Hazel." Aphrodite pointed out, looking at herself in her floating mirror. "They are teenage boys. But now it's time to get this party started! I shall start by...

Aaaand I am passing out from lack of sleep, so I'd better leave you here. I'm really sorry guys, I was hoping to get back with a really long chapter. I promise next time will be at least 2000 words! I SWEAR ON THE RIVER STYX! :D