AN: I really hope I get Lady's Korean dialogue (and B-MO's gender) right. If not, I would hope someone lets me know.

Chapter 2

Two days earlier, in the Land of Ooo...

"Seriously?" Marceline muttered under her breath, glaring out across the grassy plain towards Finn and Jake's tree house. "Not them too. I thought Finn would be too nice for that sort of thing. And Jake, doesn't he care too much about you?"

"Geuge naega saeng-gaghaessdeon geoya," Lady Rainicorn sighed.

Marceline frowned. "Well, I'm gonna see if I can go talk some sense into those morons."

Lady smirked, looking more devilish than seemed possible for a Rainicorn. "Haeng-un-eul bibnida." She retreated into the shadows while Marceline crossed the plain.

But Marceline never made it to the tree house. Finn and Jake spotted her from a distance and ran out the door to intercept her. "Marcy!" yelled Jake. "Come back here! We just wanna talk to you!" But the odd kissing motions his mouth was making betrayed his true intentions. Finn suffered the same inability to mask his deception in the heat of the moment.

B-MO followed the boy and his dog, waddling along on her stubby little legs. "Boys!" she yelled. "I advise you to refrain from further action! This is very socially unacceptable!"

"Shut up!" Finn yelled behind him. "What are you, the Lemongrabs?"

Neither Marceline nor B-MO knew quite what to think. Finn was never this rude, never. Clearly the experiment had affected him even more substantially than they'd previously thought.

Marceline pulled the small, shotgun-shell-sized tube from her pocket and examined it momentarily. Then she spat on it furiously, and threw it directly at Finn and Jake. "Is this what you're after?" she yelled as the tube sailed through its aerial arc. "Then go get it and leave me alone!" She floated back and hid behind the bush, where Lady Rainicorn was waiting. "It's official, this is too much freaking insanity for me," she griped. "Thank Glob you're not affected."

"Nuga dangsin-eul wihae naleul michige mandeulji haessdago balghyeossda?" Lady giggled. Seeing the look on Marceline's face, she hastily added, "Geogjeonghaji maseyo. Geugeos-eun geunyang nongdam iya."

Marceline shook her head, then turned to watch as Finn and Jake descended on the tube Marceline had thrown at them. "I gotta get out of here," she said. "Lady, do you have any idea where to go?"

Lady turned her head to the west. "Geu gil-eul gaya hago, sangsang-ui chinguleul wihae gajeong-eul chaj-eul su issseubnida."

"If you say so," said Marceline. "Thanks, Lady. Should I ask for anyone in particular?"

"Er..." Lady's face clouded over as she struggled with her English pronunciation. "His name is...Finlay J. Ward."

"Finlay J. Ward," repeated Marceline. "Good to know. Thanks again. Don't forget to keep my old place guarded!" She turned away and started floating out west. Away from the sunrise, she thought. That's good. She pulled her hat down and sped up, hoping to put Peebles' disastrous failure behind her as quickly as possible.