Mai knelt and rifled through the file cabinet in Naru's office. Naru had wanted her to cross-reference files on seemingly independent paranormal occurrences for a connection. She found the file and looked at his meticulously detailed writing, he truly did have a marvelous intellect. Not that she would ever mention it to his face. It was when she started reading his notes that she heard voices coming through the wall. Her curiousity was piqued and she leaned in...

"John-san, you must have a look at this!" exclaimed a male voice excitedly.

"Are you sure it's alright looking at this during work time, Yasuhara-san?" asked John-san nervously.

"Everyone does it! Plus, it's Naru's fault for not blocking sites on the office network," soothed Yasuhara. "Feast your eyes on this, John-san!"

What is Yasuhara showing John-san? Surely they weren't looking at THOSE websites while at work.

"Speechless, John-san?". She could hear the smirk in his voice.

How could he force John-san to look at such websites? He's such a deviant!

"This is amazing, Yasuhara-san. It's better than anything else I've seen!"

John-san is a pervert! That innocent wide eyed look of his had everyone deceived!

"They are all beautifully shaped and so large," he continued.

I wish mine were larger. Wait, stop! Let's not get sidetracked.

"Let me scroll down and show you the pink ones."

"To be honest, I prefer brown ones."

"Hmmm, I never would have suspected! "

Me neither! Brown ones? John-san had some exotic tastes.

"I really should have given this up after I became a man of the cloth," said John-san remorsefully.

"That's quite alright. You're a man. You have needs. It's perfectly natural. Plus, I'm really happy to have stumbled across you at that place. It's good to have a friend with *ahem* similar interests."

Similar interests? Similar perversions! I wonder if Naru has similar perversions... no! Don't go there, Mai!

"I can't wait to get my hand on those and start nibbling on them."

Nibbling? NIBBLING! John-san! I'll never be able to look at you the same way again.

"I like to suck on them first and then start nibbling. I find it more enjoyable that way."

SUCKING ON THEM? I'm too young for this! I'm going to need a shower to scrub off this conversation.

"I should try that next time."

Perversion is contagious! Both of them doing that...No, Mai, no! Stop it!

"We should go together! They actually let you try quite a few out at this place!"

GOING TOGETHER? Is there no end to their depravity? I must tell Ayako-san!

"Do you think Naru-san would be interested?" asked John-san.

For Mai, this was the final straw. She straightened up and rushed out of the room.

"Naru-san can't go to a brothel!" she yelled with her hand over her eyes, not wanting to catch a glimpse of a website.

Since she was greeted with a pin drop silence she opened her eyes at glared at both of them.

"Yes, I'm pretty sure Madoka and Lin wouldn't let him," said Yasuhara-san tentatively.

"Has he been visiting brothels, Mai-san?" asked John-san anxiously.

At that point, Mai glanced over at the screen behind them and saw what they had been looking at. It was the website of the new pastry shop that had opened up down the street.

"You were looking at pastries?" asked weakly.

"Yes, we love choux pastries," said John-san guiltily.

"But that's besides the point!" exclaimed Yasuhara-san. "What's this about the brothel?"

"Brothel?" asked Naru as he walked into the room.

"Naru, you dog!" exclaimed Yasuhara with relish.

"I'll pray for your eternal soul," said John-san with sadness.

Naru's eyes narrowed as he turned to glare at Mai. "What is this about?"

"Erm, there's a new pastry place down the street..." said Mai, feebly. "I think I need to have a lie down".