Kaoru's eyes opened slowly, he could feel a warm, soft object against his chest. It made him want to go back to sleep for just a little longer, knowing that he'll fall right back to sleep for another 1 or so. In till the memory of last night ram his head head.

Kaoru was now wide awake and was about to gasp in panic, but didn't want to risk waking Saya up. Surprisingly Saya was indeed still asleep, it was a miracle. Kaoru signed to himself after realizing he might get outta this alive. Saya was still grasping him, but very lightly.

He slept very well actually, he knew cause when he first started sleeping with people, his brother. He'd often get headaches from uncomforted. Although, he has never told his brother this, since it came back and started happening every night now. Which was why he was up so late lady night in the first place. But now with Saya, he felt.. amazing, if it's possible to fell that way after waking up.

He silently slithered his way out of her hold slowly, and was take his time, hoping in every inch of his body that she won't awaken.

"Kaoru! Kaoru?! Where are you." Hikaru shouted out across the hallway. "Hey boss, you seem Kaoru around here? He's not in bed."

"No, not at all, I'll help you look though." Tamaki replied.

Kaoru cursed under his breath. How could he explain this to the others, they'll think I'm a pervert or something and there's no doubt the boss wouldn't trust me around Haruhi no more. They might even ban him from the Host Club; Kaoru then picked up the pace from escaping from her grasp.

'Maybe ill just say I was sleepwalking or something.. no, Hikaru would know that I haven't sleep walked in my entire life..' Kaoru sighed to himself.

Kaoru heard the footsteps from behind the door, Saya seemed to as well, since she grunted in her sleep and held onto Kaoru a little tighter like an little girl grasping her teddy bear for protection.

Kaoru was blushing up an storm right now, he toke a look at sleeping Saya. 'Damn... she's so cute.'

Kaoru figured if he don't get out now, he'll snuggle Saya back and unload a fury of kisses. As un logical as that sounds, she was looking like an angel. How the light glowed on her hair, and- Kaoru then got serious and continued to loosen himself.

Kaoru heard someone slowly turning the doorknob, "Hikaru!" Whispers Tamaki.

"Huh? What boss?" Responded Hikaru.

"Saya's sleeping, we wouldn't want to wake her and see her 'dark' side would we?" gulped Tamaki.

Kaoru figured his brother nodded or something and headed off.

Kaoru didn't realize he was holding his breath. "Ugh.. curse my curiosity.."

-/-

3 Hours Ago

Sleeping Kaoru and Saya, were looking like an married couple in bed. If Kaoru was awake through this, he would at most be happy that Hikaru wasn't here to push him off the bed like he usually does.

Saya sighed in her sleep and held Hikaru a little more closer to her as she shield her face into his chest, and Hikaru, who was as well asleep, out an arm around Saya.

Kaoru then slightly pushed Saya away, the farther she got, the more she'd silently whine. In till she finally dropped out the bed with a loud thump.

Kaoru must have been sleeping with his brother to much, or maybe it was just a one time thing, but this wasn't normal of Kaoru to be pushing people off the bed.

"Oww..." groaned Saya sleeplishly. "What the hell's going on? Did I fall out the bed?..."

She got up from the floor to find a sleeping Kaoru. Saya didn't really get what was happening since she was still a little dazed, but as she realized more and more her blush increased red hot.

'What the?.., how the?... why the... Is this guy a pervert or something?.. or maybe he was sleepwalking, guess it's my fault for leavening the door open.' Saya didn't really wanna deal with this right now since half her body is still confused.

Saya went to Kaoru on the bed, and shook him, it's good thing she learned which twin is which by their hairstyle."Kaoru!.. Kaoru!"

Kaoru wasn't responding, Kaoru was always a hard sleepier, since every time Hikaru pushes him off the bed, he'll never wake up.

Saya sighed, "Ill deal with you later." she sighed sleepily.

She laid next to him, on the far end of the bed away from Him. She started to get a breeze, and couldn't go to sleep for the next 5 minutes even with the covers. She groaned in ignorance. 'So... damn cold..'

She looked at Kaoru, and made her way to him. She later her head on his chest and wrapped his arms around her. "Don't get any ideas... just using you as a tool to get me warm, that's all.."

Saya then fell into deep sleep.

Now

Kaoru managed to finally break free from Saya man hold, he grinned to himself after realizing his accomplish. Now he just made his way to the door, 'That was to close.'

When he opened the door, he found the whole host club except Kyoya and Honey on his left, "AHH!" shouted out Kaoru in panic.

"Kaoru-senpai? What were you doing in Saya's room?" asked Haruhi.

"Kaoru, what's going on?!" asked Tamaki.

Hikaru feel silently from shock.

"NO.. No... nothing.. I was just.." said Kaoru.

Then they heard a familiar voice behind them, "What's all the ruckus?" asked Saya, who was rubbing her eyes. She then saw Kaoru, "Oh, your finally awake Huh?"

"WHAT?! Where you two? WHAT!?" Asked the club.

"NO.. NO... I was.." Continued Kaoru.

"I was checking in on all the host and when Saya saying something I. her sleep, I leaned in and grabbed me and pulled me.. and I just fell asleep cause I have weaknesses against these beds! You can ask Hikaru, I swear In not a pervert!" explained Kaoru.

Saya nodded in acceptance "That explains why I was feeling warm in my dream." dream slid out her mouth, she had just remembered. She had another dream bout that idiot Tamaki, and it was the most dirtiest dream she ever had in her life, and that's saying something.

The club was about to respond in till they felt a cold glare stalking upon them. They slowly turned to their right to see a dark version of Honey. Everyone except Saya gulped.

Saya walked up to the door where the host was standing and saw Honey looking like Jason Vourhees.

"Oh hey Honey. Bad night?" asked Saya.

"Saya, this is no longer the little cute Honey you know.. it's fact that whoever rudely awakens Honey from his nap is a... dead man." shivered Tamaki. But then a nervous smile appeared on his face while still looking at the Edo Honey. "But Takashi could fix this right?" he looked at Takashi.

Takashi had the most terrified, dramatic, shocking face Tamaki has ever seen in his life and the other life out together.

"No... Honey... has gone to far into the darkness... his anger has blinded him, and the evil aura has corrupted him.." explained Takashi.

"Don't you think your getting a little to much dramatic about this..." sighed Haruhi; then a broomstick kn flew past Haruhi's hair and perfectly into the wall next to her, creating a perfect size hole. She didn't even see Honey grab the broom and throw it!

"Honey! That was to far!" Haruhi explained backing up a bit.

"What the hell?! You guys are throwing broomsticks now?" Saya spat.

"He won't kill us, but he will teach us a lesson, I'll buy you time! Run!" Takashi demanded.

The club didn't need to be told twice. "When this is over, Saya, Kaoru your telling us what happened in that bed!" Demanded Tamaki.

"For the last time! Nothing happened!" cried out Kaoru.

"Then you better explain yourselves." The shouting faded down the hallway. And Takashi glared forward at Honey and hoped the club got away safe.

But Saya stayed, "I know I'm not an all star kung fu fighter like you guys, but I know how to take down a male, even if he's an elite Kung-Fu master!"

Takashi nodded, "I never said I could stop him, just buy then time before they meet there fate. It take him Atleast 5 minutes to get past us, and the. he'll be hunting the rest."

Saya just smirked and nodded, "Den lets get this 5 minutes over with eh?!"

With that Edo-Honey leaped with rage towards tag team Takashi and Saya, in s battle that all three of them will never forget.

Next Chapter:

The Hosts V. Honey!