I wake up feeling fresh and ready for the new school year. After I have my shower and change I head down stairs. They're all there sitting at table eating breakfast.
I have a big family as there are seven of us, Esme my Mom, Carlise my Dad, Emmett my eldest brother , my fraternal twin sister Alice and Jasper and Rosalie, who were adopted by my parents.
We are a very loving family with myself being the only one not paired up to another of the house members, but it's fine I guess as no incest, no foul right?.
"Ah there you are dear" Esme says " I was just about to call you".
"yeah sleeping beauty finally wakes up from his slumber" says Emmett teasing me, it's always Emmett I groan to myself.
As Emmett is talking to me he is shovelling food into his gullet like no tomorrow, God he is so gross, what does Rosalie even see in him.
"God that's disgusting Emmett" Rosalie exclaimed "finish what you are eating then speak"
Emmett makes a big deal of swallowing his food and grins at Rosalie.
"There babe you happy ?"
"Completely ecstatic Em" says Rosalie sarcastically
I listen to these two bicker while I grab some cereal and pour myself a bowl. The conversation moves onto what the first day will be like as it's our last year in high school.
"Now Emmett" it's my Dad speaking " can we please not get any more reports of you and your pranks this year, your practically on first name basis with the Principal by now" he glares at Emmett but also at Jasper"
"And you Jasper, the same goes for you for always going along with his pranks"
"What" exclaimed Jasper. "It's all his fault Dad for dragging me along with his stupid schemes"
"Hey Jasper, come on man you know my plans are great, remember when we…." he sees Esme glaring at him and stops
Esme decides to talk "why can't you guys be a little more like Edward ?"Esme asks.
"What " I sputter out
"We can't all be like perfect Eddie here" Emmett grins wickedly at me
"Uhh" I moan "leave me out of this
They have this notion that of me that I think I'm so brilliant.
"Just because I try hard at school and, I emphasise the and, I stay out of trouble" I tell them
"And don't get laid" says Emmett and Jasper at the same time.
Esme swots both of their heads and Alice and Rosalie swear they won't get any either
"Guys" Carlise says "we are having breakfast so can we keep it PG please, but Edward it wouldn't hurt to try and get out, no matter what side you bat for "
"Dad" I groan
"What, I remember when I was your age I had plenty of …" he stops when he notices Esme glaring at him just daring him to finish his sentence. My Mum can be really scary like that sometimes.
"Oh would you look at the time, I should probably be off" he says , I bet to make a haste exit.
He dashes out of the kitchen but comes back and gives Esme a peck on the cheek
"Get out you" teases Esme but not before she gives his ass a smack
We all groan, no kid wants to see their parents like that
"I see" says Carlise with a grin on his face, "later then "and before he leaves he gives me a wink to emphasise what 'later' meant.
I think I'm going to be sick. We all decide to go to school now except Emmett who is still eating, God does he ever stop!.
It's Alice and I in my shiny silver Volvo waiting for Emmett to finish his third or is it his fourth helping, you would swear it was his last meal on Earth.
"That's it" I say " if he is not hear in the next few minutes we are leaving Alice".
"Geez Edward what's the rush, why so anxious" she curiously asks
I don't want to tell her, that I want to see Bella before class starts, as I wouldn't hear the end of it.
"Hmm there wouldn't be a particular girl you want to see Edward is there ?"
"Damn" I think, how does hell does she do that
"What Alice that's crazy"
"I think Emmett and Jasper are right in a way, you should go out meet someone, and besides is it crazy to think that you may like a girl, or boy for that matter?.
"Alice I don't like any boy's okay"
"I guess so" she says but she looks at me wickedly "ha you do like a girl since you didn't reject the claim that you didn't like any girl,
"Uh Alice" I moan, why can't she just leave it alone
Suddenly Emmett opens the car door and gets in
"Great can we finally go now" I ask desperate to leave this conversation alone.
"Well someone's anxious to get to school Eddie Boy" Emmett says
All I can do is groan and hear Alice's laughter in the back round
This is going to be a very long day I think.