Okay people! Hi there! I decided to make this story for fun with WashiPoo my friend that does not have a fanfic so don't look for WashiPoo! Yes we do seem to be on something but we are not. And I hope you enjoy this im open for reviews.(I picked out WashiPoo's name hehe)

Me= ShadowBlood

I+ I= WashiPoo

Disclaimer: I or WashiPoo do not own DGM, Legend of Zelda, and No.6 so all rights are reserved to those peeps. Other than that the plot is ours.

THX! /([]_[])../

̑ͼͽ ̑ BYE!

Once upon a time there were four boys that lived in to separate universes. And Link was there too. Two of them were in No.6 and the other two were in the nineteenth century. Link was wherever the fuck he wanted to be cause he was Link, a certain bowl-haired suuuuuuper tall boy was there as well.

Allen and Kanda were walking through the ark. Then Link fell from the ceiling (The bowl-haired boy fell into the death dimension because he's stupid. You won't hear from him again.) Allen let out a surprised yelp and Kanda protectively stepped in front of him with mugen ready to strike at this unknown person. Kanda's name shall be Condom from now on because that's how it has to be. No it shall not be Condom.

"IT'S KANDA NOT CONDOM!"

COOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!

Allen looked puzzled at the strange words coming from the ark. (The voices were very feminine) Link jumped up, just missing the angry sword strike from Condom. IT'S KANDA! Soon Allen stepped back and fell through a door pulling Kanda who was holding Link by his collar.

"Oh fuck!" said Condom. KANDA!

Soon they were in a tangled mess of limbs on the sandy ground. Allen's face was on Kanda's crotch, Link was on top of Allen, and Kanda was red in the face on the bottom of the body pile. Condom, Condom, CONDOM! Suddenly, Shion and Nezumi showed up. Shion ran up to the pile to see if everyone was alright. Then his face turned red seeing the position Allen and Kanda were in. Nezumi liked it ;).

"LRKYQURTIJADF;LVKJS[GFO9YU[Q 54VOIB6PTOUW[TROIUTGQRSPOFUPQN398[!" said Allen.

"YOUR MOM!" said Link.

Link got up brushed his pants off and then tried to call Epona. She didn't come, but someone else did! It was Kara-nay-nay (AKA Karane, but I like my way better.) (Me-…) Kanda started to hold Allen and passionately kiss him making Shion blush harder and Nezumi drool. Link and Kara-nay-nay were like,

"Wat?!"

Kanda felt gazes on them and stopped the gay make out scene. Then Nezumi sat on Shion's face.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" said me plus everyone else.

(I: idk, I wanted to move the story along.) Allen blushed, Kanda liked it.

Then Shion brought everyone to his and Nezumi's underground home.

"MMMMMMMMMMMM!" said Tyki.

(I: WTF! Also, where the hell did Tyki come from?) Then Tyki disappeared, because he doesn't belong in this story. Allen and Kanda started making out again in the bathroom, while Nezumi was trying to coax Shion into doing something similar. Link looked at them all and screamed:

"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!"

Then Ghirahim appeared and he and Link started doing stuff on Shion and Nezumi's kitchen table. From the bathroom… there were screams of ecstasy and moans.

Kara-nay-nay was sitting on the couch having a nervous breakdown. Shion was now a mewling mush.

(I: Jesus!)

***TIME SKIP***

The next month Allen woke up rushing to the bathroom to throw up. Kanda then snapped up and started to yell.

"DOES ANYONE HAVE THE TEST?"

It's Condom. Ghirahim did.

Allen took the test and what do you know he is now pregnant.

"KAAAAANNNNNDDDDAAA! WHAT DO I DO?" Allen was now sobbing.

"Poop it out!" said CONDOM! angrily.

"WHAT!?" Allen was horrified of the thought of having a kid.

Ghirahim was laughing his ass off.

***TIME SKIP***

Allen was pushing with all his might, basically braking Kanda's hand from squeezing it hardly. Ghirahim and link wanted nothing to do with this so they went off to a strip club for some fun. Kara-nay-nay was sitting there not knowing what to do.

"FUCKING SHIT! DAMN THIS FUCKING HURTS MY ASS! KANDA I WILL NEVER LET YOU FUCK ME EVER FUCKING AGAIN!" Screamed Allen.

Condom was wishing he had used one of himself during that night nine months earlier. Then there was a baby cry. And Allen pooped the baby out. Because that's exactly how labor works. Allen held his and KANDA'S son girl thing; surprisingly the child looked like Kanda AND Ghirahim.

"WHAT THE FUCK MOYASHI!?" said CONDOM!

Allen looked at KANDA with tearful eyes.

"He raped me Kanda what could I do?"

Then Ghirahim popped out of midair.

"It was quite fun for both parties, if I do say so myself!" He said with a rapist laugh, and disappeared.

Link was standing in the corner busy being heartbroken.

Kanda then looked at Allen, excepting that his lover was a slut and went to live on with their happy lives.

And Kara-nay-nay comforted Link on the loss of his "boyfriend" by having sex on the roof. So really everyone lived happily ever after.

Except for the boy with his bowl-haircut, he had to live being stalked by an over attached girlfriend. He did not die in the death realm. He had a fate worse than death, a fate known as PUBLIC MIDDLE SCHOOL! AHHHHHH!

Also, we are pretty sure that Shion and Nezumi lived happily ever after. But they left the story on us, so it's their fault if they don't.

THE END

I hope you enjoyed my f-ed up story

THX! /([]_[])../

̑ͼͽ ̑ Yeah what ShadowBlood said! And look what Shadow made me! LOOK AT THE PIG THAT IS NOW ME AND ITS NAME IS WASHIPOO!