Grilled Cheese

Author: GleekShip

Pairing: Brothers!Kurt/Finn, w/mentions of Kum, Puckurt, Kurtbastian, and Kadam

Prompt: Kurt throws Finn a bachelor party the weekend before he's due to be married.

Rating: K

Grilled Cheese

"I can't believe you have four boyfriends." Finn laughs as he sips his soda.

"I do not." Kurt mutters as he looks across the dance club to his four boys on the dance floor: Puck, Sam, Sebastian, and Adam. "One . . . two . . . wow. I guess I do have four. I always forget."

"It's still insane." Finn chuckles before he leans back and settles comfortably on the staircase that they've taken their conversation too.

"It is." Kurt nods in agreement before setting his glass down on a step and looking to Finn. "But you can't tell me that you wouldn't love to have four girls at the same time."

Finn blushes before he glances down to the silver band on his ring. "I shouldn't say-"

"You can say." Kurt cuts him off with a laugh. "You're not married yet and I promise that I will never tell Rachel this. Heck, she doesn't even know about my boyfriends. She just thinks that they're all roommates and we're part of a boy band." Kurt chuckles.

"And boy if she knew." Finn snorts before he looks to Kurt with a soft smile.

"So you wouldn't want a bunch of girlfriends?" Kurt asks again. "Just imagine having Quinn, Rachel, Santana, and Brittany? Imagine the horror." Kurt mutters as his face drops at the terrifying image.

Finn chuckles before nodding. Fine. "Yeah. Back in high school I would have loved to have several girlfriends at once. But now . . . I'm in love, dude. Rachel's the one for me. And she's more than satisfactory in every way."

"Blech." Kurt mouths before turning his head to the side and fake-gagging.

Finn swats him upside the head quickly before smoothing his face over to the innocent look when Kurt looks back. "What?"

"You know that look would have worked on me so many years ago, but now I don't believe you." Kurt flicks Finn on the nose to show his point.

"If only I was brave enough." Finn states slowly before he looks to Kurt's shocked face. "Oh come on. Every boy, gay or straight, has fantasized about being with someone of the same sex."

"And you had one of me?" Kurt assumes based on Finn's words.

Finn slowly nods, feeling comfortable enough to talk about their past. "Well I used to have dreams all the time. You being the only gay guy that I knew . . . my mind sort of made you the star of those dreams."

"I'm flattered." Kurt chuckles nervously. "Please tell me this was before we became brothers and you accidentally saw me in all my glory when you forgot that you had to knock before walking into someone's bedroom."

Finn snorts before nodding. "Long before that. Only lasted a month or so before I moved past that phase. It just wasn't for me."

"And here I was hoping for a kiss." Kurt mock-pouts as he taps his lips. "You're gonna hurt my-"

Kurt is cut off by Finn's lips touching his for a brief second before the tall boy pulls back. "What did you-"

Finn chuckles. "Come on. I just delivered you your high school fantasy. Before you and Puck hooked up, I mean." Finn adds before sighing. "Look, it was just a brotherly kiss. And the last kiss I'll have from someone before I'm married this weekend."

Kurt slowly nods before he glances down to Finn's drink. "That's not just root beer is it?"

"Nope." Finn laughs before chugging the rest, wiping his mouth on the sleeve of his shirt as he finishes with a burp. "If I want to let loose and have fun around a bunch of strangers at a dance club I need to get a little bit buzzed."

"A lot's more like it." Kurt mutters before he looks out to the floor. "Come on. I invited everyone you wanted for your bachelor party. I almost got you a stripper too, but . . ."

"But what?" Finn inquires when Kurt doesn't continue.

Kurt rolls his eyes as he looks back to Finn. "Lets just say that Noah and Sebastian weren't overly thrilled when they found me online searching for some strippers."

"Oh god." Finn laughs as he sits up. "What happened?"

"The usual them trying to be dominant over me and failing." Kurt chuckles softly as some of the pleasurable memories resurface in his mind. "But I luckily did find a stripper for you. Just don't tell Rachel."

Finn snorts. "As if I'll tell Rachel that you got me a super hot stripper tonight. So what does she look like? When will she be here?"

"At midnight?" Kurt opts to answer the second question as he picks up his drink and sits up. "What else do you want to drink?"

"Hey, hey." Finn sits up and places a hand on Kurt's shoulder. "You didn't answer my question. What does she look like?"

"Well that's actually two questions." Kurt says slowly before he carefully slides away from Finn. "She is actually a he." Kurt quickly stands up, ready to bolt. "And he is actually Puck."

"What!"

"He's your best bro." Kurt offers a smile as he starts slowly down the steps. "And he comes free as long as I let him top Adam tonight."

"But . . .but I-"

"Bye." Kurt squeals as he takes off down the steps, a laugh quickly leaving him as he hears Finn start after him.

I wrote this the day The Quarterback premiered during commercials to help me stay positive. I like how it turned out. Finn's alive and Kurt's in a polygamous relationship.