Randomizer III
Oh, and I don't own Doctor Who
So let's get on with it.

"'It'll be fun', he said.", Amy complained loudly to her table-mates. "'Only be a minute', he said. Well, it has been five hours and I am done with dinner, and very bored! Doctor, come get us!"

"Amy, I don't think yelling will help.", Rory tentatively suggested. "And you're scaring everyone."

"Yeah, but at least he listens to you sometimes!", Mel pointed out cheerfully. "I can't count how many times I tried to convince him to make an attempt to eat healthier, but he wouldn't drink my carrot juice to save his life!"

Amy sighed and looked out the window. "What did he look like when you were with him?", she asked.

"Actually, I was with two of him. At first, he had this horrible coat that looked like it was covered with clown sick, but he was better when he regenerated. An awful lot of question marks, though.", Mel mused.

"No bowtie?", Amy laughed.

"No, why?"

"Ours loves 'em. Never shuts up about how cool they are."

"And don't even mention fezzes around him.", Rory added.

Mel laughed. "I thought he would mature eventually. Guess not."

"Eleven hundred years and he still acts like he's twelve."

"Eleven hundred? It must have not been that long since I was with him.", Mel stated. "Nine hundred and fifty-something when I was there."

"But he said he was nine-hundred and seven when we met him.", a confused Rory added.

Amy burst out laughing. "He lied about his age. I thought better of him than to do that."

"Yeah, but which one of us did he lie to?", Mel asked.

"Probably us.", Rory stated flatly.

Amy and Mel continued to laugh until a certain Police Public Call Box materialized in the middle of the restaurant. The Doctor and River ran out of it and over to The Ponds. "Ready?", The Doctor asked.

Amy glared up at him, crossing her arms and remaining firmly in her seat. "You're late. Again.", she complained haughtily.

"Sorry, sorry. But, that's over now and we have some very exciting things to do.", The Doctor explained flippantly. "Come along, Pond."

Mel coughed loudly and purposefully, causing The Doctor to gape at her. "Mel?"

Running up to hug the Time Lord, the two began chatting excitedly and quickly. A few words such as "Bowtie", "Regeneration", "Wife", and "Carrots" stood out, but much of their conversation was unintelligible. River opened the TARDIS door, and the two old friends drifted into it eventually.

"So, what kind of very exciting things are we doing?", Amy inquired.

"Long story short, took River on a date, the stars in the planet we were on's sky started going out, old friend of mine showed up, and now we have to go to..." The Doctor paused to enter some co-ordinates into the TARDIS. "Of course.", he muttered.

River stole a glance at the console and shook her head. "Why is it always Earth. And twenty-first century. Lovely."

AN- So I decided to write for a companion I know next to nothing about. My apologies to any Mel fans shaking their heads in contempt. So, sorry about the update gap! I have a vague plot formulated, so it should work better. And noticed a continuity issue in last chapter. I'm just going to say River hasn't learned how to write Gallifreyan at this point in her life, 'kay?

Thanks for reading! -KawaiiJoltic