Katekyo Hitman Jalen
Hi you FanFictioners! Sorry about being gone for a while, but here is the new chapter! I hope you all like it!
Warning: Levi still has dialogue….
The Varia members all stared wide-eyed at the scene in front of them: Squalo unconscious in smelly, dirty clothes and a young man standing there in disgust.
"Trash, who do you think you are fu***** attacking my men?" Xanxus asked calmly with his eyes closed. Jalen looked at him in a confused matter.
"Oh, I could have sworn that I was being kidnapped, and I used self defense," He turned back to his 12 year old form, "I am only a little kid."
"Don't get smart with the boss, shrimp! I'll make sure you never talk again if you say one more word to boss!" Levi exclaimed as he took out one of his parabolas (I hope I spelled it right...).
"That sounded REALLY perverted… and you're talking to a 12 year old like that? What kind of people do they recruit in Varia?" Jalen asked to no one in particular.
"Mostly Loudmouths, Perverts, Fake Prince's (Knife in Fran's hat), more Perverts, and now I guess 12 year olds with the ability to turn into adults," Fran answered in a serious tone, which called him to get a glare from Bel and Levi.
Lussuria just almost melted when he saw Jalen the first time, but he managed to keep it in. He couldn't anymore of course; he hasn't talked in like forever!
"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!" Lussuria squealed as he jumped to hug Jalen. It failed obviously, as Jalen swiftly moved out the way, and Lussuria hit the wall and fell unconscious.
Fran was suddenly dressed in a black suit and a game board was in the way of the TV. It said Jalen: 2, Varia: -2.
"Who will win this epic showdown?!" Fran shouted in his monotone voice, and held up a black staff. Bel refrained himself from killing Fran, and looked at Boss, who seemed to be very calm.
"Okay scum," Xanxus announced, which caught everyone's attention easily, "If you beat the rest of the members in Varia, we'll leave and you don't have to join. But if you lose to any of my soldiers, you have to join."
Jalen thought about it for a while….
1 minute later…
"Okay, I accept your challenge! The rest of your members look like pushovers anyway. All they are are Vongola Rejects, including you Xanxus" Jalen suddenly turned into his 25 year old form.
The remaining Varia members looked quickly at Xanxus, waiting for him to take out his guns and splash Jalen's brains on the floor.
Another minute passed…
"Bring it on, Trash."
Jalen quickly dodged a lightning strike from Levi, and the lightning hit the window and broke it, "You owe me a new window."
Jalen jumped on his couch and hopped out the broken window, wanting to get the fight out of his precious house. As his feet touched the ground, knives were thrown at him, making him jump away again.
"HEY! I HAVE TO FIGHT BOTH OF YOU GUYS?!" Jalen yelled as he dodged more knives and electrical strikes at the same time.
"Shishi~ of course, since The Prince never plays nice to little peasant folk." Bel exclaimed as he through a few more knives, but this time covered in storm flames, "You've insulted The Prince, so The Prince will kill you now. And killing you will kill that dumb shark, so it's like killing 2 peasants with one knife."
"Wow, you talk in 3rd person a lot, are you insane? Do you need therapy? And you keep referring to yourself as a prince or something… I worry about the Varia's future with members like these."
5 more knives thrown at Jalen, but skillfully dodged.
"Excuse me, but you do know the Varia completes 97% of their missions? There is a 3% chance you'll win!" Fran monotoned/yelled. Jalen just ran up to him and punched him in the face, but it turned into a doll.
"I don't like math, it really pisses me off," Jalen simply stated, and dodged another lightning strike. He looked at Levi in annoyance and sucked his tongue, "I'll just take you out first."
Jalen ran towards Levi and kicked him in the chest. Levi coughed up blood, and then blocked the next attack to his face.
Jalen jumped back just in time to avoid a few knives, but 1 grazed his cheek. Good thing that one wasn't a storm knife, or who knows what would have happened (Really! It never explained what would happen if you got hit with one of those storm knives! Would you burn up? You just don't know!).
Levi took this time to use his signature attack. He threw all his parabolas in the air and they surrounded Jalen. Jalen watched in alarm and began thinking about what to do. He also saw in the corner of his eye Bel opening his box weapon and grinning evilly. He looked to his right and saw Fran sitting there with a megaphone yelling encouraging words and some insults.
Jalen processed all of this in his head, and found a solution. He turned into his 12 year old form, got on his knees, and yelled in a pleading voice, "P-please! You guys win! Just… spare me! Your boss must be a fine man to raise such strong soldiers…"
Levi stopped his lightning from attacking Jalen (Somehow…) and smirked. Jalen looked up at Levi and smirked back, just eviler. Bel cursed and yelled, "Levi you idiot! Kill him!" before telling his Storm Mink to burn Jalen to a crisp.
Levi just had a stupid face on when Jalen was in front of him in seconds and kicked his head. Levi flew back at top speeds and broke through Jalen's house, falling unconscious the instant he hit the house.
Fran cheered for Jalen (Emotionlessly of course), which resulted in him having more knives in his hat. The scoreboard also changed: Jalen: 3, Varia: -3.
Jalen did a little dance, before noticing Bel's mink was charging at him at a pretty fast speed. Jalen did the matrix and Bel's mink missed by 2 hairs (I would have said 1 hair, but that hair would have been burned up and Jalen would have died on the 2nd chapter. Not cool.)
Jalen instantly turned into his 25 year old form, and jumped back a few feet to avoid the storm knives.
The next few minutes were just knives flying everywhere burning everything it touched, that Storm Mink burning everything, and Jalen swearing then and again when he got in a tough position and had to get cut a few times to save his life. It was a good thing Squalo awoke to put out the fires though, or Jalen's house would have been ashes.
"It seems this fight is going to go on forever, although Bel-sempai is winning, since he has just 1 cut on him while Jalen has plenty and a gash on his leg," Fran stated.
Oh yeah, Jalen got the gash when the wires were in his way and Bel was simply tired of Jalen jumping everywhere, so he aimed for Jalen's leg while he couldn't move, and the gash was born!
Jalen profusely had a long swear session afterwards, and that also stopped his jumping session, and Bel got way more hits in since Jalen's leg was really damaged.
"Screw this!" Jalen yelled as he ran into his house. The Varia members looked into the house confused, and almost had a heart attack when they saw what he was about to do.
Jalen was running straight for Xanxus, his hand surrounded with Cloud Flames. Squalo made a sprint dash towards Xanxus as well, trying his hardest to stop Jalen. If Jalen got too close to Xanxus, Jalen died. If Jalen died, Squalo died. That was NOT going to happen.
"VOOOOIII! STOP YOU SH**** BRAT! STOOOOPPP!"
But sadly… it was too late. Jalen's fist was too close to Xanxus's face, and before Jalen knew it a gun was placed on his forehead.
"Get any closer to me, and I'll KILL you, piece of sh**," Xanxus said as he opened his eyes and glared at Jalen. Jalen paused for a few seconds, before sighing.
"Ugh… fine… I'll join Varia." Jalen announced as he jumped away from Xanxus and on his couch. He turned back into his 12 year old form turned back on the TV.
Squalo sighed, Lussuria sat down beside Jalen, Levi huffed and stood beside Xanxus, Xanxus just ignored everyone and tried to sleep, Fran walked in emotionlessly, and Bel jumped in through the window annoyed that he didn't kill Jalen.
It seemed the Varia had a moment of peace for a while, just looking at the Mafia Channel.
Suddenly, all the lights turned off, and the TV went to the static screen.
"What the heck? Did you guys mess with my electricity?" Jalen asked Xanxus, but didn't get an answer. Lussuria was freaking out, yelling about 'ghosts' and 'demons' in the poor child's house. Bel grinned and laughed his creepy laugh, and Levi stood in front of his precious boss, waiting for danger to arrive at any moment. Squalo prepared himself to slice heads, and Xanxus opened one of his eyes.
The TV turned on to a fairly old man sitting at a desk. He had a disappointed look on his face, and seemed to be stopping himself from tears.
"Hehe… fu***** old man," Jalen smirked, a shadow over his eyes, "I thought I told you I didn't want to be with these rejects! How dare you send them over here, I don't really like the idea of being in fu***** danger every fu***** second!"
"Jalen, Shut up," Vongola the 9th ordered, "I don't have time for your childish complaints. I have other matters to attend to than some whiny brat."
"Why you…" Jalen growled, ready to pounce on the TV.
"Jalen-kun! Please calm down!" Lussuria pleaded, holding Jalen back. Squalo seemed very stiff, sensing hostility between Vongola the 9th and Jalen. If he ordered Jalen to be dead, Jalen would be dead, and Squalo would too. This is so AGGRAVATING!
"SHUT THE FU** UP YOU STUPID BRAT! LISTEN TO HIM!" Squalo yelled in Jalen's face, causing him to fall back on the chair.
"Humph…." Jalen muttered, "This is so stupid…"
"Don't worry Vongola the 9th… he's just going through puberty… Hehe," Lussuria informed which caused Jalen to sit upright and just glare at Lussuria.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! YOU MUST LISTEN!" Vongola the 9th ordered, "You guys can't go back to your base, it's been taken over by the Brown Family!"
Jalen stiffened, and held back a gasp.
"WHAT?! THE GRUNTS DIDN'T STOP THEM?!" Squalo questioned. Vongola the 9th just shook his head.
"Shishishi~ so you want us to go back as soon as possible to kill those peasants?" Bel asked, the knife in his hand glinting.
"No," Vongola the 9th answered, "You will all stay put here, and I've already sent some people to go retake your base."
"Did you send the Vongola Guardians?" Jalen asked in a soft voice, a shadow over his eyes.
"No. Your grunts were just weak, that's why they lost. I didn't want to send top people over there, since they might be trying to lure you all there to blow up the base with y'all in it." Vongola the 9th answered. Jalen nodded quietly, "In the meantime, I want you all to make him a Varia uniform, and a Varia ring and box weapon will be sent to his house immediately."
"So, we have to stay here in the meantime until those trashes are out of our base?" Xanxus asked. Vongola the 9th nodded.
Everyone sighed, the TV turned back into the Mafia Channel, and the lights turned back on.
Moment of utter silence…
"We're staying here, trash. Lussuria, start making the food. Fran, go look around the neighborhood and report to me anything suspicious you see," Xanxus ordered, before getting out of his chair and going into the room with the largest bed. Bel snickered, and started walking to another hallway to find another room with a big bed. Fran walked out the house, Lussuria walked in the kitchen, Squalo cursed and sat on the couch, and Levi stood next to the Boss' borrowed room.
Jalen just got off the couch and walked towards his room. Squalo noticed he looked kind of sad, but maybe he was just sick from blood loss. That gash was still open and leaking….
…
"VOOOII! LUSSURIA! HEAL THAT STUPID BRAT AT ONCE!"
"Fran? But he's not here right now, and he didn't look that hurt."
"NO! THE OTHER BRAT!"
"…Bel?"
"VOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIII!"