Katekyo Hitman Jalen
Chapter 4: New Dangers and Mysteries
Dear Journal,
It's been a whole month since the Varia have moved into my house. I don't really like the company, but I admit my life wouldn't be this exciting with out them here. Boss is alright as long as you don't do anything that annoys him. Squalo's voice is almost unbearable, but he protects me from the other Varia members (Xanxus) when they (he) are (is) in a bad mood. I hate Levi with all my guts, and I wish he would die. I think my 25 year old mode has some lightning flames, and then I could be the Varia's cloud AND lightning guardian! Lussuria is a very nice person when you get to know him, and it's funny when he wants to braid Squalo's hair. My ears don't think so though... I feel like Lussuria and Fran are the only half normal people here, although I know they have to be a little screwed up to be in Varia... but I'm in Varia and I'm not screwed up! Maybe they were regular people, but got forced to join like me. Oops, I'm rambling. Anyway, Fran is a cool guy, when he isn't playing the worst pranks on me and insulting me! I think Bel is the most insane out of all of them! I even heard he killed his whole family, and then joined Varia cause he was BORED! That's insane, but I don't dislike him. He's like a stupid older brother that always picks on me... do I want a family member like that? Anyway, I wrote too much, I need to stop! Bye nii~! :D
Jalen sighed as he closed his journal and locked it... twice. He can't just regularly lock a journal, or the Varia will easily open it. LOCKING IT TWICE ISN'T EVEN ENOUGH! That's why he always brings it to his friends house after he was done, just so the dumb Professional NOSY Squad won't find it, open it, and laugh at him afterwards.
"Maybe... maybe I'm going insane. I usually have better things to do than write, right?" Jalen said out loud accidentally, and swiftly looked around. He sighed in relief after he saw no one was there, and put on his shoes and jacket, "This reminds me... when am I getting my Varia Uniform and Varia Box? I kind of feel left out since everyone else has on a uniform and I just wear regular clothes."
Jalen walked out his room, down the hall, and looked around. No one was in sight, but just to be careful he grabbed his key and silently opened the door. He closed the door so silently that even a cockroach makes more noise. He ran out and jumped on his grass, took a giant gulp of fresh air, and ran to his friends house. Even though he was now an assassin, he was still 12 years old. He can't just stay in a house full of men every day, that would ruin his life further down ahead!
"I wonder where they are though, I don't think they would be the type to go somewhere all together... I kind of have a bad feeling," Jalen ignored it immediately, sweat dropping, "If I think like that, it might just come true."
He finally arrived at his friends house and sighed, "It took long enough."
MEANWHILE...
The Varia were all at the nearest mall they could find, which had Bel polishing his knives to kill. Squalo immediately yelled at him, and Lussuria scolded him afterwards.
They were now in the food center with all the many resturants. Xanxus didn't feel like walking, so Levi was carrying him of course.
"Okay, Levi, go find us all a seat. When we are done getting our food, go find Levi and we will eat. We are not here to make an uproar, so if any of you do so I will personally give you severe punishment, got it?" Squalo ordered, and everyone agreed.
WITH LEVI...
Levi nodded and carried his boss to find a "worthy" place to eat at. A few people were muttering stuff and looking at Levi with disgust and fear.
"That man...disgusting...pervert...married..."
When Levi heard the word "married" he stopped in his tracks and turned to the crowd behind him mechanically.
"What... did you say" Levi asked, careful not to wake his sleeping boss. 1 person in the front walked up to Levi and put a hand on his shoulder. The man... no... teenager looked very... familiar... (10 points and a cookie if you know who it is!)
"They only said that you look like a disgusting pervert carrying that man like that," The teenager then put a a hand in his hair, "They then asked me were you two... hehehe... g-gwahaha..."
The teenager put a hand on his mouth to stop his laughing. He hadn't laughed like that since he was a kid...
Levi suddenly knew who he was, and stepped back suprised.
"They asked..gwahaha... were you 2 married! GWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"You BRAT!"
"L-Lambo, where are you?!"
Lambo looked behind him and saw his boss, Tsuna, frantically looking for him. Reborn was on Tsuna's head, a shady smirk on his face. When they finally found Lambo with Levi and Xanxus, Tsuna gasped.
"V-Varia?! What are you doing here?!" Tsuna yelled, but immediately stopped when he saw Xanxus sleeping.
"If you wake up Xanxus, this mall will turn into a battle field. I don't think you should put innocent people in danger, Dame-Tsuna," Reborn said, jumping off Tsuna's head and greeting Levi. Levi nodded and turned around in search of a good place to sit, "We have a good place for you to sit, just follow me."
Levi thought about this for a moment, but since he really needed to find his boss a place to sit without causing an uproar, he reluctantly followed. Tsuna sighed and went off to find something to eat. Lambo shrugged and went off to the candy store.
Tsuna felt danger, which is why he went to find Lambo.
Please... Just please let us have a good vacation..
WITH BEL...
Bel relunctantly agreed with Squalo to not cause an uproar, and headed off in search of some sushi. He felt his hands itching to grab a knife and cut these peasants open, it just felt right. He finally found the sushi spot, and got in front of everyone in line.
"Hey, there's a line!"
"Go to the back, jerk!"
"Ushishishi~ The prince doesn't have to wait in a line," Bel said and turned to order his food. The cashier looked very nervous, but gulped and gave an awkward smile.
"E-Excuse me, sir... But you h-have to wait in line..." The cashier felt a bucket of sweat roll down his face, but sighed that he finally said it and got it over with. He was a nervous person, but he took his job seriously.
"But the Prince wants his sushi now."
"Che, HURRY IT UP! PEOPLE ARE STARVING BACK HERE! IDIOTS!"
Bel looked behind him to find the rude peasant that dared call him an idiot, and felt his hands caress his knives, "Ushishi~ Who dares to call the Prince an idiot?"
The prince widened his eyes, although nobody saw, when he saw the Vongola Storm Guardian. He grabbed his knives swiftly, and threw them at him. He made sure to do it quickly so no one saw, and if no one saw then an uproar can't be made! And when did he start listening to that dumb shark anyway?
"Wah!" Gokudera felt a cut on his cheek, and glared at the rotten prince. It was just his luck to run into this guy, but he needed to get his boss' food, and he would do ANYTHING for his boss, "Knife bastard..."
"Shishi~ In the flesh," Was the last word that was said between them before an all out fight started. Everyone screamed and started running in different directions, and whoever had the misfortune of bumping into Bel died. A knife in the head was all it took, But if it was a kid then he made the exception of kicking them out the way.
Explosions were made, knives were stuck to the walls, and corpses were on the ground. After this battle, Bel might get yelled at, but this was fun as hell.
WITH FRAN...
"Ahh. Knives, bombs, and dead people are everywhere," Fran yelled in monotone, running around with his arms flailing around in the air. Suddenly, a trident was sticking in his frog hat, and Mukuro was standing behind him, chuckling.
"Kufufu, I dislike the Mafia, but they sure do make the best uproars," Mukuro took out his trident, and started walking to the nearest explosion, "Follow me."
"Master, why are you here? I was standing with Chrome a second ago," Fran asked, following his master like he was told.
"My cute little soldier-"
"Slave"
Stab.
"Could have gotten hurt in this ruckus, so I told Ken and Chikusa to take her to Kokuya Land," Mukuro used his illusions to make a fire in the left side of the resturant, "This is so much fun, maybe I should find Sawada-Kun and kill him now."
"You would be hated by the whole Vongola family, their allies, and secretely loved by the Varia. Chrome would get captured, and most likely killed. Kokuya Land would be destroyed... so... that would be stupid," Fran deadpanned, "But lets create havoc, fruity style!"
Suddenly pineapples were running around, grabbing peoples legs and biting them. A pineapple hat was also on Mukuro's head.
Stab. Stab. Stab.
"Master..." Fran whined, "That hurt more than usual, I was only joking..."
Mukuro threw the pineapple hat away and quickly went to find Tsunayoshi Sawada. Fran followed, yacking away insults here and there.
WITH SQUALO AND LUSSURIA...
"VRAAAAAIIII! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!"
"Squ-chan... You're turning red. You should relax," Lussuria caught a knife flying at him and then dropped it on the ground, "I'm sure Bel-chan is just eating his food right now."
"LIKE HELL! YOU JUST CAUGHT ONE OF BEL'S KNIVES JUST THEN!"
"Ahhhhh! Run!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, YOU'RE TOO LOUD!" Squalo kicked the screaming bystander, "I'm going to go kill that stupid prince right now. Go heal the stupid people that need help."
Squalo then ran to the sushi section and kicked anyone that got in his way. Lussuria sighed.
"How can he kill Bel? We made him leave his sword at Jalen's house," Lussuria opened his box weapon and out came a sparkling peacock, "Hm... I wonder what Jalen's doing right now?"
WITH JALEN...
"Ugh, It's been like 2 hours! Where are they?!" Jalen moaned and flopped on his couch, "I swear... if they are on the news causing mass destruction, I'm going to break Squalo's sword."
Jalen put his fist on his mouth in deep thought, "No, Squalo protects me. Without his sword he won't have anything to swing... I guess I'll break Levi's parabolas. Oooh, now I hope they are causing mass destruction!"
Jalen turned on the TV to the news, and gasped at what he saw.
"Oooh! A new Gintama episode will be on this Thursday, finally... I was so tired of those reruns!" Jalen laughed, "Well now I should turn away fron the Anime News."
Jalen turned to the Channel 2 News and looked at the television with a smirk.
"Hello, Reporter Bill here. I am at the Shopping Mall 9 where there is utter chaos. A group of people are in the mall fighting it out. we don't know why they are fighting, but here comes an innocent looking bystander," The reporter looked at Fran as he came out of the mall, "Hello young man. Can you tell me what happened?"
"Well, Lussuria said we should go to the mall to buy some groceries, although I don't see why we just couldn't go to wall-mart, but then we got hungry. I went off to get something to drink, since I wasn't hungry at all, but then I heard an explosion. I looked around and saw a stupid fake prince and a silver haired loudmouth smoker fighting with knives and bombs respectively," Fran looked at the rumbling building, "Ah, those stupid mafioso. Oops, I've said too much. I should go now."
Fran gave a peace sign before casually walking in the building. Another explosion was heard, and more people ran out.
"Well, there you have it. It seems like 2 Mafia gangs are fighting in there," The reporter gulped. "Lets get a c-closer look, shall we?"
The camera man followed the reporter in the mall, and Jalen gasped at what he saw.
Bel was throwing knives around randomly, giggling and making wierd movements. Jalen noticed blood dripping from his head, so he figured he must have gone crazy from brain damage.
Squalo was yelling at some man, and also at Bel. Lussuria was healing and helping the injured people on the ground, but gave a creepy smile at the ones that were dead.
Xanxus was pissed at being woken up, and as soon as he saw Tsuna he snapped. Apparently, it was Tsuna's fault fault for everything, so he just attacked as soon as he saw him. But, since Jalen didn't know Tsuna, he just saw Xanxus repeatedly shooting at some man flying with Sky Flames.
"Wait... SKY FLAMES?!" Jalen almost choked on his spit, and his eyes seemed to want to pop out his head. "Xanxus is fighting the future Vongola boss?! No... They are all fighting the future VONGOLA GUARDIANS!"
For a moment, Jalen's heart stopped. They are fighting the Vongola Guardians, on camera, and broadcasted to the whole world. The police can track them down, and send them to jail... And when they find out all the murders they have done, not including the ones in that mall, they'll get the death penalty!
Suddenly, all the lights in Jalen's house turned off, and the TV started to static. "Not again..."
Vongola the 9th suddenly appeared on the TV screen, and glared at Jalen.
"What is wrong with you? Oh, don't tell me, you saw the news didn't you?" Jalen held back a laugh, since he didn't know how the Vongola Boss would take it. "Oh, I'm sorry. I'm actually pretty mad too."
"Jalen, I'm not feeling so good... So I'll only say this once." Vongola the 9th coughed violently. "The Varia has made a terrible mistake, but fighting the Vongola Guardians isn't it. They always fight, its like a training session. Anyway..." Vongola the 9th coughed. "If they get put in jail, you must swear to all of Vongola that you will rescue them... If not, I have people that will blow up your house and KILL you. Understand?"
Jalen nodded slowly. He wasn't sure that he could get them out of a jail they can't get themselves out of, but atleast he knows Fran and Xanxus wouldn't get caught...
Fran because that guy can disappear when ever he wants, and Xanxus because...well... You just can't really see him getting caught by the police.
"Okay, then go answer the door." As soon as he said this the doorbell rung. "Your Varia Uniform, Ring, and Box is with the delivery man. If push comes to shove, you will use them, alright?" The man rung the doorbell again, and Jalen yelled for him to wait. "The delivery man also has a plan for when you get the Varia out of prison."
"Wait a minute! Why do you think that the Varia is going to jail?! I think atleast one of them will escape, if not all of them!" Jalen stomped childishly. "And what about the Vongola?! Do you think they are better than them, better than US?!"
"Jalen, I-" He coughed again.
"I don't know if that sickness has gone to your head, but you're really pissin' me off!"
"JALEN, YOU ARE PART OF THE VONGOLA AND I AM YOUR BOSS, NOT FUCKING XANXUS! SO YOU WILL DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO OR YOU WILL DIE! GOT IT?! NOW GO DO WHAT I SAY, NOW!" And with that, the TV turned back to the news, and just as he said would happen the Varia were struggling against the S.W.A.T Team...
And the Vongola were nowhere to be found.
...
DING DONG!
"SHUT THE HELL UP, I'M COMING!"