(Earth; The planet slowly rotates as the camera views, it zoom in on America, then to Zim's town, then slow zoom to Dib's house, and keep zooming past the roof into Dib's garage, which is cluttered with cans, clothes, medical supplies, bottles of water, and various devices, including a camera. Dib's handcuffs, the organ goggles, and multiple irken devices, including Tak's ship. Dib walks in carrying a box of notebooks and papers, talking to Gaz, who is following him.)
Dib: So you see, Gaz, the only way to reveal the aliens is to go straight to the source. Once I'm there on Irk, I can gather lots of evidence, and send it to Earth so that they could finally believe me! And I could also jump start the defeat of the Irken empire, collecting information, destroying their civilization, making them weaker and weaker before all the armies of Earth band together for one single purpose: to destroy all aliens!
Gaz: (leaning against the door frame with her arms crossed) You do realise that there are probably billions of them and only one of you, right?
Dib: Yeah, but I know their weaknesses! Water, meat, most human foods, germs...
Gaz: They're going to kill you as soon as they find out you're human.
Dib: Yes, but that's why they're not going to find out.
(Dib proudly holds up a small, Irken device that looks as though it was modified for human use. He presses a button, and his image shifts to that of a male Irken with a blue spotted pak, brownish-purple eyes covered with glasses, a blue striped dress with Dib's trademark gamer face icon, and antenna that look just like Dib's lightning hair thing, but double.)
Gaz: (Looks slightly impressed. Just slightly, though.) How'd you manage to do that?
Dib: well, it wasn't easy...I was in my lab...
Gaz: You mean the garage?
Dib:...Yes.⇁.⇁
Gaz: Continue.
(flashback to Dib's Garage; much less messy, blurred edges to show it's a flashback, when Dib speaks his voice is slightly echoed, he's tinkering with Tak's ship)
Dib: I was in my lab, studying the alien spacecraft, (Show Dib playing with the controls randomly.) when I found a secret compartment in the back of the seat. (Dib pushes a red button, which makes the cone-like cover to the seat of the Irken ship to retract, revealing more seats and whacking Dib's huge head.) In this compartment I found various alien objects. (Show Dib holding up an empty, moldy Irken Licky sticks container, and placing it inside of a clear plastic bag, supposedly for later investigation.) One of these objects was a small holographic projector, which changes one's appearance. It seemed to only work when connected to an alien PAK, so I modified it for human use. (Show Dib at a workbench, using a welding torch, a touchscreen, some tape, and a paperclip to make it human friendly, before triumphantly holding up the device.) Unfortunately, it was hardwired for Tak's human disguise. (Show Dib pressing the button and becoming human Tak, looking in a mirror and soundlessly screaming) After fiddling with it for a while, I found out that it held, not only the image of Tak's human disguise, but also of Tak's alien form and a human girl.(Show Dib fiddling with the paper clip, and an image appearing on the touchscreen of a kind of timeline slider, with Alien Tak on one end and a teenage girl on the other. The girl has blue hair, a brown backpack, extremely pale skin, a Black T-shirt with a Grey picture of a woman at the center over a long-sleeved black and grey striped dress. She also wears earrings and eye shadow. Over this timeline is a picture of Human Tak, somewhere at the center.)I discovered that an image can be created by molding two different images together.(Show Dib playing with the timeline, changing the image of Human Tak to look more like the girl when closer to her and more like alien Tak when closer to it) So I uploaded my own image to the device(Show Dib pressing a button which makes the device hover around Dib and Scan him with grid-like red laser beams) and started to meld it with the image of alien Tak, before finally finishing my Irken disguise.
(end Flashback)
Gaz: (amused) So that's why you looked like a girl for two weeks?
Dib: Hey! NEVER AGAIN!
Gaz: Whatever. (Begins to play on her gameslave)
Dib: So, Gaz... I'm going to be leaving tonight to, ya know, invade Irk and what not, and... Well, I might not be coming back.
Gaz: So?
Dib: Well... I want you to know that... You're my sister, and I love you. And I will miss you with all of my heart when I'm up there in the stars.
Gaz: Wait... so... I'm not going with you?
Dib: I'm sorry, Gaz, I know you're going to miss me, but-
Gaz: So you're going into space, right into an army of vicious, war-like aliens, probably to get grotesquely killed, and I don't get to watch?