(We are still inside of Ms. Bitter's classroom, but her voice has become echoed as Zim stares boredly into space. His eyes start to droop, and the camera's focus is off, making the scene blurry. Suddenly, the bell rings, and Zim is startled to attention, dropping his pencil. He looks at the clock and, noticing it's lunchtime, hops out of his chair and starts for the door, a mechanical arm reaching out of his PAK and handing him a paper lunch bag. Cut to the lunchroom, where everyone is either eating, waiting in line, or just sitting around and talking. Zim walks into the room and looks around, wondering where to sit, before noticing Gaz sitting alone. He walks over to the table and stands there. Gaz lifts her head slightly and opens one eye, looking at Zim.)

Gaz: What?

Zim: The great and powerful Zim requests to sit in this seat. Are there any pathetic human worm babies who have already claimed this territory as their own?

Gaz: ... Yeah, I guess you could sit here.

Zim: That is good, because I wish to speak with you, Dib-sister.

Gaz: Whatever.

(Zim sits down next to Gaz, and puts his lunch bag on the table before putting one arm on the table and turning to face Gaz)

Zim: You see, Scary Dib-sister, the Dib human has not shown up for any of his classes. This means he is out doing something else, and I think that what he is doing is plotting.

Gaz: Are you still talking?

Zim: Furthermore, I believe that the Dib-stink is planning, preparing something against the all powerful Zim. I also believe that you know something about his plans to foil me, and-

Gaz: Alright, if you want to know why Dib's not here so badly, then why don't you just ask?

(they stare at eachother for a while)

Zim: Where is the Dib-stink?

Gaz: He went off into space to destroy your home planet.

Zim: Say what now?

Gaz: He took Tak's ship and blasted himself towards Irk.

Zim: WHAT!?

Gaz: Do I really need to repeat myself again?

Zim: He dares to invade the Irken Empire?!

Gaz: Well, I never thought about it that way, but yeah.

Zim: HOW DARE HE! INVADING PLANETS IS MY JOB!

Gaz:(sarcastic) Really? I hadn't noticed.

Zim: I must warn the Tallest IMMEDIATELY!

Gaz: That might not be as easy as you think. He disguised himself using one of Tak's holo-imagery thingys. He said he's going to slip in and merge himself with the community so that he could gather as much information as he can and exploit their weaknesses.

Zim: HE STOLE THAT PLAN FROM THE IRKEN EMPIRE!

Gaz: Perhaps.

(Zim gets up from the table and starts to pace as Gaz picks up a juice box and takes a sip)

Zim: This is awful... dreadful... what am I to do... There isn't much time... I could contact the tallest... But Gir destroyed telecommunications...there isn't enough time to repair... I must... yes...

(Zim stops pacing and stands triumphantly behind Gaz)

Zim: I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO!

Gaz: You made me spill my juice.

Zim: My apologies, filthy Earth monkey. May I get you some cleansing paper?

Gaz:... actually, yeah. That would be nice.

Zim: Very well. I shall return with the napkins momentarily. DO NOT GO ANYWHERE!

(Zim runs off in search of napkins, while Gaz just sits at her seat. a few moments pass, then Zim comes back with a handful of napkins and hands the bundle to Gaz.)

Zim: Here are the cleansing papers, Dib-sister. I am sorry there are not many, but the red-haired glue boy kept eating them, and my death ray was ineffective against the slimy Earth dwelling worm baby.

Gaz: No, it's okay. I mean, it would have been fun to watch you kill him, but I think it would have just made me sit here with juice dripping all down my front longer.(she starts to wipe herself with the napkins, and, not looking up, begins to speak.) So, why are you being so nice to me all of a sudden? How are you planning to use me?

Zim: You are much more clever than I have bargained for, Dib-sister. I wish for you to accompany me to Irk in order to expose the stinky Earth human for what he truly is.

Gaz: Why do you want me to come with you?

Zim: Because, Scary Dib-sister, though my knowledge of Earth and the Dib-human is great, you have lived upon this filthy planet with your brother for your entire pathetic existence. You know all about the Dib-stink, his weaknesses, his joys, and his desires. You would be a worthy ally to the almighty Zim.

Gaz: Why on Earth would you trust me? After all, I am the sister of your mortal enemy.

Zim: You have known my true Identity for a very long time, and have never revealed me to be inhuman. And I know for a fact that you feel pleasure from the sight of the Dib-Stink in pain. And after all... You saved my life.

Gaz: (Opening her eyes in astonishment) what! when?

Zim: When the Dib-Stink had Stolen my PAK. You brought me to him, and allowed me to live. I have never forgotten.

Gaz: Well... I only did it for my game, so...

Zim: I understand this... and that is why you must prove yourself worthy of my trust.

Gaz: ...Yeah, I saw this coming.