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Chapter 2: Zu, My New Guardian

This is not real, it can't be. It's only a book and show. There is no scientific reason for someone to die and go into a fictional world and be part of it. It's a dream...

Wake up,

I knew it was all to good to be true,

Wake up,

I bet my mother misses me and my father doesn't give a shit,

WAKE UP,

Maybe Julia misses me,

WAKE THE FUCK UP,

Am I hearing voices-

"WAKEEEEY WAKEEYYY UZUMAKI-SAN!"

I jumped at the screaming, and whoever screamed, screamed right into my small sensitive ears. I opened my eyes slowly to see a man, that seemed to be in his 20's stare at me with his deep blue eyes.

"Who..." I couldn't even finish my sentence before the man started to carry on. "I'm Zu, and I'm your new guardian!" He clasped his hands, showing his bright white teeth. "I...don't have any parents?" I asked slowly.

I was curious to as if I was an orphan. And if I was, why should I get a guardian? In the shinobi world, no one cares about you unless your a prodigy. And so far, I was no prodigy.

"Hokage-sama did not tell me you had amnesia." Zu tapped his chin in thought. "Well, let's just say you were a orphan, who the Hokage really cared about had a heart condition and need someone to look after the Hokage's treasure." Zu finished.

I was about to say something when he pit a finger on my lip. "Sorry to intrude, but today you go to the academy to become a wonderful konochi." Zu grinned at me.

I just stared at him, he was so darn...talkative...Or was it the fact that I have ADHD? I dunno but this guy is a none-stop talking machine.

"C'mon! I don't want my little Uzumaki to be late, so go take a shower because you smell like a monkey!"

I looked sideways at Zu, he was pretty tall, and I guess handsome. I smirked as I wanted to ask him a question. "Zu, Is it? Do you have a girl friend?" I asked in my most innocent voice. His face went blank as he stared at me. "No." His voice was plain. "Like some one?" I knew it wasn't right, but I made fun of people like this in my old life.

To my joy, he blushed crimson red. "I suppose." He muttered. "Who is it?" I asked excitedly, hopefully it's someone I know...

"Anko Mitarashi,"

Anko?! This dude, likes Anko? "Oh? May I ask how old you are?" I asked, pretending I don't know who Anko is.

"15." He replied. He looked older than he said he was, and he seemed to getting annoyed from my questions. "You seemed annoyed, I'll shut up now..." I said timidly. "That would be the best choice right now." He muttered, then grinned. "C'mon! We mustn't be late for your first day!"

I just realized something, I'm four years old...

"Er, Zu-san, I'm four why am I going to the Academy?" My chakra system had to be still in growth. "Good question! Your going to a class were you learn ninja history and such, an when you get older and smarter, you get to have chakra training!" He smiled down at me. That was interesting, they never said anything like that in the manga or anime. That kinda explains ALOT.

"Ah, here we are." We stood outside with other parents with there children. I even saw little Sasuke with Itachi. The sight was so adorable the way Itachi took care of little three year old Sasuke. I also saw Hinata, pressing her fingers together...by a smiling Haishi...standing by a beautiful hyuuga...

Oh.

My.

God.

It had to be Hinata's mom. She probably hadn't died yet or something. She was so damn beautiful, no wonder Hinata looks hot when she gets older. I looked around and saw all of rookie nine as 3 year olds, but one person I didn't see was little Naru-kun.

I shrugged it off as Zu placed both of his hands on my shoulders. "Make friends, Uzumaki-san. It's time for you to go in."

A tall woman with baby blue hair and green eyes came out, wearing her jonin vest and knee-high ninja shoes.

"Hello, my name is Yuzuki, and I will be your instructor for 5 years! Now, if I call your name, your in my class. Listen closely." The woman spoke, her green eyes shining.

"Uchiha Sasuke, Hyuuga Hinata, Inuzuka Kiba, Haruno Sakura, Uzumaki Naruto, Uzumaki Naomi, Yamanaka Ino, and Nara Shikamaru. If you did not hear your name, your being sent to the room 1B, sensei name is Hiro."

I bit my lip from screaming out in joy. I was in the class with my favorite character.

I'm going to love these five years...

*OMAKE FOR HALLOWEEN*

WARNING: THIS DOES NOT FOLLOW PLOT. NAOMI IS NOW 5 IN THIS OMAKE. SHE IS NOT FIVE IN THE ORIGINAL PLOT. THIS IS JUST A HALLOWEEN SPEICAL. IF YOU DO NOT CELEBRATE HALLOWEEN, I PREFER IF YOU SKIP THIS OMAKE. its very short and just something to show that I like halloween. Use your imagination at the end.

Omake 1: Halloween

I've been counting the days ever since I came into this world. It was now October 31 and I couldn't be anymore happier. It was Halloween! In my old world...in this life...nobody knows what Halloween is. When I asked Zu...

This is how it went down:

"Hallow what?"

"Halloween."

"Hallow...weenie?"

"Halloween."

"Halloween?"

"Yes."

"What's that?"

"When you dress up and get candy from strangers."

"Eh, were did you get that from?"

"Just came up."

"Oh?"

"Wanna spread the news?"

"Why not?"

So, we went to every single door to tell them about Halloween, and Konoha, being awesome and stuff, decided to make a haunted house from my information from my...ahem, dream. Of course, Zu-Zu, had to help me out because half of the villagers slammed there doors in my face, dunno why, but it happen and Zu set them strait. Now, I'm making his outfit. He doesn't know what I'm doing, but he's in for a surprise.

Anko's gonna love it.

I held up the outfit nodding to myself. It was perfect.

Just at that moment, Zu walked in, carrying something in is hands.

"Zu-Zu?" I said in surprise, holding the outfit behind me.

"My Little Uzumaki, I brought you a gift. Since your making me something, I returned the favor." He shoved the outfit closer to me.

It was a bunny outfit.

My eye twitch I hate bunnies. Then I smirked. "Here's your outfit, Zu." I said handing it to him.

He blushed crimson as he looked at my amazing creation.

"This will make me look like a..."

"Hot guy? Awesome guy? Super mega coolest-"

"Man whore."

My jaw opened up widely at his comment.

"I-I thought you liked p-panda's?" I stuttered out.

"I do, but this is a...speedo...and I don't think I can go out wearing something that barely covers my butt and my...manly parts." His blush returning even greater.

"How about this, I wear this...thing," I motioned to the bunny suit, "You have to wear what I made."

Zu pouted, "Fine."

"Oh, did I mention Anko is going to be there?"

"YOU EVIL CHILD!"

"Thank you,"