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"Naruto. Your name is…Naruto." Sasuke stared at the fox for a second more before turning and leaving the room. Naruto immediately followed after him, a bounce in his stride.

"Hey! Bastard! You can't just leave me in that room all alone! It's scary in there with all the black and dark blue things…" his sentence slowly trailed off as the raven sent him a glare. They were interrupted by the noise of the door opening and an 'I'm home'.

"Shit, it's Itachi." Sasuke quickly grabbed Naruto into his arms and held him like a baby. Naruto ceased to move. Itachi not soon after walked up to Sasuke.

"Ah, Sasuke. How was school today?" While asking, he checked the watch on his wrist and before Sasuke could answer, said "great. I am glad you had a good day. Now I have to go to a meeting so be a good boy and do your homework, alright?" Itachi walked back to the front door and picked up a suit case before leaving.

"Well, that was a nice heart-to-heart convo. Who was that anyways?" Naruto hopped out of Sasuke's arms to the floor. "Was that like your dad or something?"

The raven looked down at the fox, who stared cutely back at him from below. "Itachi is my brother."

Naruto's tails stopped swinging. "THAT WAS YOUR BROTHER? What kind of a hello was that? He didn't even give you time enough to answer if your day was good or bad, not even a chance to tell him how the presentation for your project went!"

Sasuke swiftly turned to the other. "How did you know about the presentation? Were you…there when I gave it?"

Naruto's muzzle pulled into a guilty smile. "Who do you think helped you relax when you were stressed out beyond belief? Buddha?" Sasuke's eyes narrowed.

"How did you do it?"

"Not telling!"

Naruto turned around and pranced down the hall. After a few minutes of this, the small orange one sat down on its bum with an exasperated sigh. "How the hell! THIS HOUSE IS TOO DAMN BIG!"

Sasuke smirked "Don't curse, it's so unattractive." Then the raven walked past Naruto and into one of the many living rooms. Before sitting down he grabbed the remote and turned the flat screen on. He lazily flipped through the channels but found nothing interesting, until he found one of the most hilarious shows ever! "Yes! It's on!" His favorite show 1 Girl 5 Gays was playing and he laughed at the crude answers given to Aj's questions. Without knowing it, Naruto settled himself on Sasuke's lap and the raven was softly petting his fur.

Sasuke was so tired.

Maybe just a few minutes of sleep wouldn't hurt.

Just let your eyelids drop Sasuke.

So…tired…

knock knock knock

what the

knock knock knock

Sasuke became more aware of his surroundings. 'Door. Someone is at the door." Sasuke tried to get up, but felt a heavy weight on his midsection. A quick peek down and he was welcomed to a face full of fur. 'Fur? Why would my lap be covered in twenty pounds of fur?' Then it hit him.

"Naruto…?"

"Hmm?"

"How did you get so big?" Sasuke tried to wriggle out from under when he heard the knocking again.

"Sasuke? Sasuke!" he heard from outside. Then Sasuke remembered that Sai was supposed to come over today to study.

"Who is it this time?" Naruto yawned and slowly got off of Sasuke's lap. He stretched a bit, his long limbs feeling so much better now that he could spread out. "Hey, I am bigger." He inspected his paw while Sasuke walked through the large house to the front door.

"Glad you had enough free time to open the door." Sai said as he walked past the young Uchiha and towards the living room.

"Wait Sai!" Sasuke pulled on his friends arm before he could turn the corner and see the large animal snoozing on the couch. "I, uh, have to tell you something."

Sai sighed and rolled his eyes. "What is it you bastard?"

"uh…" What could Sasuke say? 'Hey there is a huge fox sitting on my couch, don't worry about it! Oh, may I also mention he can speak?' NO! He can't say that!

"Get on with it! You know what, never mind. My feet hurt and I had to walk over here so I am going to go sit down." Sai walked around the corner and Sasuke held his breath. Why was there no screaming? He peeked around the corner and saw Sai on the couch, but no fox in sight. Just what happened to Naruto?

"What's wrong with you today, Sasu-chan? Cat got your tongue?" His friend lightly joked.

Sasuke was snapped out of his stupor and sat next to Sai. Where was Naruto anyway?

"Hey, um, Sasuke? Did you get a cat or something?" the painter looked at a mysterious tail protruding from behind the sofa.

Sasuke looked at Sai with a curious look. He never had a- oh no.

"Naruto?" The orange tail twitched and ducked into cover.

"I'm not here? Who is this 'Naruto' you speak of?"

Sai sat up, walked around the couch, and stared at the ball of fur. "Aw, it's so cute." Sasuke watched as the fur on Naruto's back rose and a growl escaped through his clenched teeth.

"Don't ever call me cute. You got that?" Naruto turned to the raven and snapped a few times.

"oh, hey. The fox. It…talks…" Sai slowly fell backwards as he feinted.

Mrs. Uchiha congratulates you on making it to the end of the chapter! Free cookies for you!

Naruto: yummy! Cookies!

Me: no! bad fox. No cookies for you!

Naruto: *puppy face* b-but WHY?

Me: they are for the readers silly! Don't cry! Please!

Sasuke: you made Naru-chan cry. You must die now. *knife shines from unseen light*

Me: *runs* save me by reviewing! It would really help meeeeee!