A Stinky Bathroom
Larry offered the man his whiskey, and he was so grateful that he gave Larry his only possess- hic! All he had in the world: a TV remote. Larry wondered which TV it worked on.
In the bathroom, graffiti was all over the walls, ranging from phrases like, "Scott me up, Beamie!" to "Here's the password: Ken sent me." He took a shit in the toilet and felt relieved, but discovered after wiping that the toilet was broken, so it couldn't be flushed. Washing his hands in the sink, he even found a diamond ring.
He took it for his normal self rather than looking for its original owner.