Date With a Hooker
Finally, after flipping through documentaries, soap operas, educational shows, Mr. Rogers, and who knew what else, Larry found a porn program that hit the pimp's cultural level. The pimp sat in front of the television, while Larry quickly sped up the stairs.
There was the hooker, lying on a bed, waiting for her next caller. Larry had been waiting for this moment for a while, and now it was here. He took off his leisure suit and put on the condom, and he got in bed with her.
They made wild, passionate love, and Larry knew now what it felt like to consummate!