The Land of the Lounge Lizards

by Balin Lord of Moria

Drabble novelization of Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards. Larry Laffer goes looking to lose his virginity. Spoilers if you haven't played the game. Rated T for mild sexual content and a little profanity.

12. Unfortunate Fruit

Unfortunate Fruit

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Before he could go, though, Larry was approached by a naked man wearing an empty barrel to hide his shame. The man asked if he could help a poor unfortunate by buying an apple. The price was only a dollar. Yet again, Larry chose to be generous and paid the man a dollar, getting the apple as a consequence.

The man thanked Larry, and then walked off into the night. Then the cab arrived. Larry got in and asked to be taken to the disco. The cabby obliged, and in a matter of minutes, Mr. Leisure Suit Larry was there.