The "Loose" Wedding
Larry hustled back to the chapel, where Fawn was still waiting at the altar. The minister was back, too. Larry walked up to the altar, and again the minister addressed his non-existent audience, digressed about the chapel's décor, took a drink, and asked about the ring and the hundred dollars.
Larry paid him up front, and the satisfied clergyman pronounced them man and wife, subsequently running out to refill his flask while saying, "You may kiss the bride." But Fawn asked to wait until they had some private time in a room. She would rent the honeymoon suite in the Casino Hotel, and she immediately left the chapel to do so.
"Hey Fawn, baby, wait for me!"
The sacred bonds of marriage were sure tied up loosely in this joint!