Ninja University
Written by Akimoto Kikkawa.
Sorry for the late update had tons of homework to do plus had to help my dad with cleaning out and fixing up our restaurant.
Anyway I do not own Naruto. Also I'd like to thank you guys for giving me about 470 views! 3 reviews though….come on guys I really want to know who should Sasuke's roommate will be and who will be Hinata's boyfriend Sasuke or Kiba. So anyway I'm going to have to say. I will not progress the story until you guys give me something to work with. From here on out Filler chapters will be in place…oh okay you guys win I'll have to hold off on getting Sasuke's roommate in…or maybe I'll just do it right off the bat btw Sasuke's roommate will be introduced in chapter 5 so I narrowed down the choices to Lee, Kiba, Shika, and Sai.
Rated M for Mature: Lemmon (Not this chapter sorry kiddies :3) Use of Tobacco, Alcohol, strong language.
Chapter 4. Breakfast
Naruto sighed as he stood on line just so he could get something to eat. "Man…I'm so hungry! I can't believe Hinata wouldn't let me eat Ramen in the room." Naruto complained while he felt tears of denial run down his face.
"Cheer up Naruto! I the youthful Rock Lee shall personally cook you the best of Ramen! I'll cook it with my shirt off and oiled up while running around the track field carrying two hundred kilograms of weight on my wrists and ankles!" Rock Lee shouted. Rock Lee was an odd ball whose bowl cut hairstyle and bushy eyebrows vibrated with the feeling of being a creepy guy. He wore a green track suit and orange wrist and ankle tube bands.
"Bushy brow…I'd rather eat my ramen made by Sakura-Chan than eat your Ramen…even if Sakura-Chan can't cook." Naruto said as he looked at his empty tray waiting for the line to move. He heard a loud grumble emitting from his stomach as he saw Chouji walking away with a tray filled to the brim with bagels of every kind, German sausages, bacon omelets, and two pieces of whole wheat toast covered in butter on one and jelly on the other. "Chouji…bagels…"
"Oh relax Naruto! At least you don't have to bunk with bug boy!" A young man named Ichigo yelled as he turned his head around.
"At least you don't have to bunk with Hinata…she sleep talks…last night she was talking in her sleep about me, Sasuke, and Kiba all road in shirtless on while stallions with golden mains." Naruto said as he turned his head to the side seeing Hinata smiling while talking to Ino, Sakura, and Ten-Ten.
"Hey Naruto. Did you hear that Gaara is coming to visit next week? I can't wait to see how much he has improved! He must have a secret in which he gets so strong!" Rock Lee said as his eyes sparkled with ambition.
"Don't count on it Bushy Brow, and no. I didn't know Gaara's coming. Oh finally! I'll take Ramen please!" Naruto said as he reached the young girl who was currently taking orders from the students before Naruto.
"Sorry Naruto. Only during lunch and Dinner is Ramen served. How about a nice pancake, waffle, fruit, eggs, or a bowl of cereal?" The young woman asked as she smiled at him.
"Hmm, how about a breakfast burrito with black beans, eggs, cheese, tofu, bacon, and potatoes, and a side of ham and eggs with bacon and a cup of coffee!" Naruto said smiling as he watched the young woman write everything down. "That's about it Yukari!"
"Okay head over to the pickup booth your order shall be ready in no time flat. One Breakfast Burrito with Black Beans, Eggs, Cheese, Tofu, Bacon, and Potatoes with a side of Ham and Eggs with Bacon and a cup of Joe. Naruto sized!" Yukari yelled into the back as she handed Naruto a number nine ticket.
"Thanks Yukari!" Naruto yelled as he ran to the pickup booth. Suddenly his food appeared onto his tray as Naruto handed the ticket to the man who handed Naruto his food.
As soon as Naruto found an empty table he was enjoying his meal at the time. Smiling even brighter as he found that what he ordered was indeed classy. "Hey Naruto?" A voice said. Turing his head around him, he saw that it was his friend and love Sakura Haruno. She was apparently wearing a pair of blue jeans and a red shirt with a pattern of her family's crest.
"Hey! Sakura-Chan!" Naruto said with a smile. "What brings you here?" He asked as he swallowed his food and taking a breath.
"Um…you see Naruto…the thing is….well…what I'm trying to ask…is…if…well…" Sakura was trying to find her words as she began to toss and tumble on them. Apparently Naruto had gotten up and it was the first time that she had actually got a really good look at him. He was taller than she was, standing over her head by eight inches while his skin looked as if the sun had decided to turn him into a god while his sun kissed hair stood up in spikes while some of which was covering his eyes.
Wait! He didn't have hair this long yesterday!
Sakura thought to herself but was quickly distracted by his body, his chest was very muscular and his muscles seemed to bulge in the way of not a bodybuilder but someone who wants to get strong to protect his friends kind of way.
"Sakura-Chan? Are you alright? Your face is really red and your nose is bleeding." Naruto asked as he took a clean napkin and started to wipe her face where there was blood. He then held it under her nose just as Sakura felt her courage and heart return.
"N-Naruto! Will you be my boyfriend?" Sakura asked him, well actually she shouted it all throughout the room causing everyone's heads to turn and look.
"What? Did teme reject you? I'm sorry Sakura I love you…but I know how much you love Sasuke. I'll go talk to him and try to convince him to accept your love." Naruto said faking his foxy smile. In reality his heart was jumping for joy yet his mind was telling him that there is only one reason for Sakura going on dates or asking Naruto out was that she was rejected by Sasuke and needed a shoulder to cry on.
"Then I'll come by your room to-Wait? Naruto….what did you just say?" Sakura asked as she was brought back from cloud 9 when her rational brain slammed her back down to reality.
"I said I love you Sakura but I know you love Sasuke…I'll talk to him and tell him to rethink his decision." Naruto said to her.
"No Baka…it isn't like that…Naruto please…listen to me…I want you to be my boyfriend." Sakura asked just as a young girl came running down the cafeteria.
"Leave…my….son…alone!" A red head woman shouted as she punched the pinkette in the head sending her through the window.
"S-son?" Naruto asked as he turned his head to the redheaded woman standing in his face.
"Naruto-kun. I finally found you….after all these long years…after having to fight my way back home…Naruto-Kun…mama is home…" The young woman said as the dust cleared. Naruto could clearly see that this woman was his mother, there was something about him that just told him that she was indeed his mother who used to watch after him until his memories started. Looking at her he saw how much she looked like a wild beast, her hair was messy while her skin was covered in dry dirt while her clothes were torn and seemed not to fit anymore.
"M-Mom?" Naruto asked just to be sure. Right as he said that Tsunade had entered the cafeteria carrying an unconscious Sakura.
"KUSHINA UZUKMAKI!" Tsunade yelled upon recognizing the only wild redhead in the room who is able to knock anyone out in one punch.
Suddenly the room fell silent as they heard the infamous name Kushina Uzumaki being screamed. From the stories they heard about the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero woman who was proclaimed death suddenly turned their heads to the redhead. All jaws dropped in realization in what has happened.
"I guess Tsunade's the headmistress now…who would've thought that Minato's successor would be Tsunade." Kushina said with an embarrassing smile while holding her son in a head lock.
"M-M-Mom stop!" Naruto yelled trying to get out on the uncomfortable position.
"Naruto-kun! Please! Let me get a good look at my baby…it's been…almost fifteen years since I last saw you….oh…I wish I never agreed to go with Minato to vacation in Kirigakure while leaving you with Iruka…please Naruto will you ever forgive your mama?" She asked while in taking every detail of her son who she fought tooth and nail to find these past sixteen years.
"M-Mom it's okay really." Naruto said as he stood up straight. Smiling he hugged his mother tightly as tears fell from his face.
"Well…I have to go Naruto. I need to take a shower…I've been bathing in nothing but lakes and waterfall that I forgot how good a hot shower and bath feels." She said as she turned and headed off away from everyone.
"Guess she will be wanting her job back." Tsunade said sighing.
Sorry for the late update I was hit with a bad case of depression yesterday when I found out that my old bully from elementary school was back in town. I was plagued with memories of the times when he made fun of me. Plus I had to work as well. I'm going to tell you this though. Reviews please because I'm running out of ideas, I need you to comment and tell me your thoughts and give me ideas. Thanks see you tomorrow when I post all day. Yup a marathon on Saturday and Sunday. I might just have a posting marathon tonight when I get back from Dodge ball as well. Look forward to it. Also seeing how I got only two reviews Wednesday…no bonus chapter sorry guys but we made a deal and you couldn't keep it. Well I guess I should tell you guys that by Tuesday next week the polls for who Hinata's boyfriend is will close and tonight at 12 East Coast side (New York USA) That I will announce who Sasuke's roommate will be…so far it is a four way tie since no one is voting you guys better vote.