Ninja University
Written by Akimoto Kikkawa.
Alright and the moment you have been waiting for.
Rated M for Mature: Lemmon (Not this chapter sorry kiddies :3) Use of Tobacco, Alcohol, strong language.
Chapter 5. Sasuke's nightmare.
Sasuke Uchiha was speechless at the sudden turn of events as he looked at the young redhead woman falcon punch Sakura Haruno through the window and into the court yard. Shuddering at the fact that she is Naruto's mother only means that Naruto probably had inherited her brute strength and hot temper as well.
"Sasuke! Earth to Sasuke? Hey are you are or are you not in room sixty one?" Shikamaru asked as he waved a hand in front of the Uchiha's face.
"Huh oh…sorry yeah I am why?" He asked only to be answered with a face full of concern as he pointed to the male in the green track suit whose eyes were sparkling with joy.
"Oh fuck me with a donkey's dick." Sasuke muttered under his breath as he braced for the incoming infamous Rock Lee shout.
"YES! OH HOW I THANK YOU KAMI! SASUKE LET US CELEBRATE BY RUNNING THE TRACK FIELD SHIRTLESS A THOUSAND TIMES!" Rock Lee shouted as he downed his breakfast which consisted of all the food groups, meat eggs beans and fish for protein, apples oranges and bananas for fruit, yogurt and milk for dairy, whole wheat toast and cereal for starch and grains, and peppers in his breakfast burrito for vegetables. "Itadakimasu!" Rock Lee shouted as he finished.
"Shikamaru…is it too late to switch roommates I'd give anything but to be with Rock Lee." Sasuke said just as he felt the hand that belonged to non-other than Tsunade.
"Not really, unless you want to play me in a game of poker or mahjong. Maybe even blackjack." Tsunade said with an evil gambling smile.
"Not really, I'd feel bad taking all your money again. Also Tsunade favor is needed. Keep a look out for the snake, and tell Anko she needs to wear something under that mesh shirt, she tried jumping me on the way here and her coat almost fell off to reveal her breasts." Sasuke said just as a passing by Jiraiya found himself sitting right at the same table.
"Really? Tell me more. I want details!" He said as his voice was full of lust. Sasuke glared at the pervert while Tsunade was cracking her knuckles.
"Maybe you ought to say hello to your godson's mother. She's apparently alive and is on her way to her house that isn't so far away. Better yet I'll get you started." She said as she pumped her arms and fists full of her chakra.
A small eep was only heard from Jiraiya before he was pounded into oblivion and sent flying through the solid brick wall and into the school's fountain of the four pervious Headmasters and Tsunade. A shout was heard from the janitor Danzo who swore that he'd take Tsunade's place and keep the order in the school right before a groan was heard from the perverted teacher.
"Maybe it would be best if you weren't so hard on Jiraiya. Isn't his fault you know? Kami help him." Sasuke said as he continued to eat his breakfast.
"Alright! That was a very good breakfast! I feel so youthful! Sasuke let's head to the dojo and spar to see how much stronger we've gotten!" Rock Lee said right before an even older version of Rock Lee appeared clamping his hand on his shoulder.
"Ah! I see so much of Kakashi in you Sasuke. It seems as if there is a new generation of Kakashi and myself. Ah Tsunade I see that you've sent Jiraiya-San through the wall. But mind telling me who had the strength to send poor Sakura Haruno through the window?" Might Gai asked as he looked up at the headmistress.
"Kushina Uzumaki. She's returned and I believe she will be looking to take her old job back as the culinary professor and the female martial arts instructor alongside Anko." Tsunade said with a sigh as she took the cup of coffee off Shikamaru's tray.
"Hey!" Shikamaru said as he saw the woman down his morning Joe in one go.
"Uulk. Strong black." Tsunade said as she placed it right back down onto Shikamaru's tray.
"Yeah. It's black because it is the most powerful kind of coffee…plus it is straight from across the globe on a remote island off the coast of the village hidden in stone." Shikamaru said as he sighed. Getting up he left the table to buy another cup of coffee that would cause him even more money.
"Sasuke I hope that you'll show up today after your class and show me what you've learned over the summer. I expect Lee has learned something to counter your Chidori." Gai said as he smiled. His smile was one of the creepiest a person could ever give.
"Not really. I plan on walking around campus to clear my mind and kill any snake I find. I fucking hate Snakes…especially the white snake." Sasuke said. He was implying Orochimaru as his eyes twitched at the mere mention of the Sound Headmaster's name.
"No problem. Now if you excuse me I have to do some business." Tsunade said while cracking her knuckles.
"What are you looking at Lee?" Sasuke asked as he looked at the fellow classmate who was giving off creepy vibes.
"You Sasuke. I'm so happy that we are roommates." Lee said as he shot up from his chair and began to run off to the track field.
"Of all the things that could've happen…I'm stuck with that guy." Sasuke said as he took a sip of his coffee. "Could this day get any worse?"
"What do you mean Sasuke-Kun?"
DUN DUN DUN! Who could be behind the voice who just spoke to Sasuke! Pm me and if you are right I shall dedicate the next chapter to you and you may be mentioned as a character as well. Who knows? Well we had a great run but to be honest I'm running out of steam guys I really want you to help me get some new ideas. So please comment, review, favorite and follow.