Hey guys it's Akimoto. At work now. I'll try to post chapter eight tonight, this is my second time working on this and already I can feel this computer hating me. I open Wikipedia and come back to find all the writing I wrote in the document on fanfiction gone and replaced with past work. Anyway here's chapter seven!

Chapter 7. Unlucky guy.

Naruto sighed as he continued to watch the blur of red and pink coming from the giant dust cloud surrounding the two women. The red hair belonged to his long-lost mother Kushina Uzumaki while the pink hair belongs to the girl of his dreams Sakura Haruno.

"Mom...Sakura-Chan please stop fighting." The blond male said as he tried to reason with the two women who began to pull each others hair and bite each others bodies. Truly this was an all out brawl and the prize was Naruto himself.

"Mom...Sakura-Chan stop..." He pleaded as he sat down on the bed where Sakura had been only moments ago before she tackled Kushina. He just didn't understand why these two had to fight over him.

"Ero-Sensei help please?" He asked as he turned his eyes to the white-haired man who was for once looking as if he was truly in fear. The only person who could do that to the man was Lady Tsunde herself, and she was nowhere in sight at the moment.

"Leave my Naruto alone!"

"He's not yours tomato head!"
"No one calls me tomato head bitch!"

"Tomato head! I did it again!"
"Shut up forehead!"

"Oww! I'm going to kill you!"

"Ero-Sensei help please?" Naruto asked as he could already see that it is a death sentence to go in alone. He looked at Jiraiya again and pleaded with him to help break the fight up so that no one will get hurt.

"Sorry Naruto. Best let Tsunade handle this...I wonder where she is." Jiraiya asked as he looked outside the window.

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"Achoo!"

"You okay Tsunade?"

"Yeah. Thanks for asking Shikamaru." Tsunade said as she looked up. Staring at her opponent Shikamaru Nara she grinned. She then looked at the board and saw that the male's Shogi pieces where all trapped and if he moved in any direction she'll win.

"Looks like you have me defeated." Shikamaru said as he sighed.

"Yes! Finally I can get my money back!" Tsunade shouted as she sprang up and began to run to her desk draw to pull out a bottle of sake she was saving for an important event like this.

"I said looks like you have me defeated, to the untrained eye. Checkmate you lose." Shikamaru said as he took his piece and placed it right in the sweet point in Tsunade's defense instantly trapping the king as he smiled. He knew that one of Tsunade's pieces wasn't going to take his king if he moved the right one. "Pay up." He said with a groan. "How troublesome you are..not even worth my time."

"You got lucky pineapple head." She growled as she put the sake back and reached into her coat pocket for the money she owed him from this game.

"Yeah yeah. It's called being strategic." Shikamaru said as he took Tsunade's money and layed down on the ground.

"Any word about Naruto?"

"He's with Sakura in the medical wing."

"Kushina's on her way there you should go and stop the fight before it even happens."

"Naruto'll be able to hande it."

"Hope so."

"One more round! I feel as if I can beat you this time!" Tsunade yelled as she reset the board and move one of her pieces.

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A few hours later, Naruto was carrying a Sakura Haruno on his back while Jiraiya was dragging a tied up Kushina Uzumaki on the ground by a rope.

"Mom...this is for your own good. Until you learn to stop being the way you are and punching my friend Sakura-Chan when ever she is near me or when she is talking to me...then I'll take off the ropes and let you free." Naruto said with a heavy sigh. Looking at his mother he could still tell that she wanted to rip Sakura's head right off her shoulders and mount it on a wall.

"Come now Kushina. You have to listen to Naruto." Jiraiya said laughing as he continued to dragg Kushina on the ground.

"Jiraiya...I swear when I get free...I'm going to mount your ass on my wall in my den over my fire." Kushina said as she glared at the perverted man who was obviously enjoying this way too much.

"Mom...you need to work on that anger." Naruto said as he shot her a look.

"But Naruto! I'm only looking out for my baby...hey! Blue eyes! Keep your eyes off my baby!" She yelled at a girl who just walked by. Obviously she wasn't eyeing Naruto but the pinkette who was on his back.

"Hey old lady! I wasn't looking at your son!" The blue eyed girl snapped back as she continued to walk to her next class.

"Yeah right! Just be glad I'm tied up or I'll be turning those blue eyes white!" Kushina yelled as she squirmed and thrashed about.

"Woah! Easy there Kushina. Naruto I'll take Kushina to Tsunade. Just make sure Sakura gets to her dorm room so Ino can take care of her." Jiraiya said as he dragged a enraged Kushina to Tsunade's office.

Naruto sighed heavily as he plopped Sakura down onto her bed.

"I'm guessing no sex...but another woman beat her up?" Ino said as she sat down on the edge of Sakura's bed. Looking at her she sighed as she began to place packets of ice all over the bruised and swelling areas of her friend's body.

"Naruto-Kun's mother. Becareful Ino-pig!" Sakura snappd as she glared daggers at her bestfriend.

"I'd thought most of the damage would be done to your giant forehead to make sure it looked normal." Ino joked as she placed another bag of ice onto Sakura's body.

"So what have you been up to Ino?" Naruto asked looking at her.

"Hanging out with Sai and Shikamaru. Chouji's been seeing Ten-Ten lately while Neji and Shino continue to bicker at each other about bugs and studies. Hinata's been taking an intrest in Sasuke lately and Kiba's been very upset. Rock Lee's been trying to get Sasuke to work out shirtless and oiled up for quite some time now." Ino said as she sighed.

"Huh...so that's all happened in one day. Wow.." Naruto whistled as he sat next to Sakura and began to stroke her hair gently.

"Oh...um...Temari emailed me this moring, she's going to be here with her brothers in two days. Said she has unfinished buisness with Shikamaru." Ino blurted out as soon as she just remembered what the email said.

"Gaara's looking forward to spar with Rock Lee again and see who is the better between the two right now."

"That's interesting." Naruto said as he looked at his beloved Sakura.

"Oh..did you hear about Sasuke? Apparently he almost passed out when he heared someone call him Sasuke-Kun." Ino giggled.

"No way! Sasuke would never passout! Only Orochimaru would make the guy passout!" Naruto chuckled as he continued to stroke Sakura's hair.

"Not really Naruto-Kun. Hinata almost made Sasuke passout when she took him out to the movies last week!"

Suddenly a knock came from the door.

"Naruto? Sakura?" Instantly the three knew who was behind the door.

"Oh my god...it's just like Beatlejuice...we've said his name too many times!" Naruto whispered and sending both Ino and Sakura into a laughing fit.

"Come on in Sasuke the door's open." Sakura shouted as she purred from Naruto's magic fingers.

Sasuke opened the door and walked in looking very nervouse. "Hinata asked me out today during breakfast..." He said looking at the three.

And there you have it! Chapter 7! Well I can obviously say that I'm not getting payed for overtime! Yeah my psycho boss! Well it seems like Sasuke and Hinata will be going on a date. Stay tuned later to find out how the date will go and how Sasuke's day was like after hearing Hinata call his name during breakfast!