A/N: I don't know how long it's been since I updated. But I had the nerve to finish a few chapters from this story. Seems since everything sucks for my babies on the show right now; Stefan being at the bottom of a lake, Bonnie Dead (don't get me started on that), and well Caroline isn't as bad as the other two but she has been without Tyler for a while. So here is a little fun chapter. I was going to spread the pranks out throughout the chapters but I needed them to have some fun. Hope you Enjoy!

Pranks on High Alert

Stefan moved to his locker and opened it to put his books away. It was the end of the day at Mystic Falls high and he was ready to get out of here. He had to meet Bonnie and Caroline for cheerleading practice and really wanted to hurry up and get this whole thing over with. He was met with someone's hand slapping his back. "Hey man what's up?" the blonde man asked catching up with him.

"Nothing. Getting ready to meet Bon and Caroline." Stefan acknowledged the man while walking away.

"I forgot you were a cheerleader during the off season."

"I'm just doing it this one time and that's it."

"Hey man I'm not judging you. I would've tried out for the off season but Tyler wouldn't let me live it down. I wanted to see if that experienced mind of yours had come up with anything diabolical to do to the girls yet."

"I've got a few ideas."

"I still want in. Payback is payback."

"You know what I think I have an idea to do. Are you busy now?" Matt shook his head no as Stefan led the man to cheerleading practice.

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"No. No."

"What's wrong now Caroline?"Bonnie commented a bit annoyed. They had been going over the same two steps for about an hour now and though she knew her friend meant the best she wanted to strangle her.

"I don't know I think we should go back to the high V instead of clapping twice." She demonstrated.

"You're Captain for a reason." One of the cheerleaders said sarcastically.

"Speaking of why Caroline is Captain where is Coach Jones anyway?" Sara had asked arms crossed.

"I think she was in the locker room." Another cheerleader answered for her.

"What do we need Coach for. I'm doing fine. I mean we've been doing great ever since Stefan got on the team and whose idea was that."

"Relax Caroline we just have to talk about the trip again to make sure we have everything we need." Her best friend attempted to calm her down.

"Alright, twenty minute break. Do what you need to do." She waved off the team who dispersed across the field, the bleachers and some back inside.

"So Bonnie, are you ready for Florida? It's going to be some hotties down there." Smiling over at the witch Caroline gave her a flirtatious grin.

"More for me, aren't you and Tyler going steady now?"

"Bonnie this isn't the 50's." Her witchy friend laughs at her. "It's not like I can't look at all the eye candy that will be down there. I mean its Miami."

"You say so Care. What about you Stefan you excited?" Glancing at the quiet male sitting behind them they both turned to him wanting to know his answer.

"Been to Florida before its okay." He drank from his water bottle, glancing at the girls as he spoke.

"Way to kill my Miami buzz." Caroline sighed as she sat on the bleacher.

"Sorry, but I'm sure we'll all have a good time." He wanted to reassure them.

"You bet your ass we are." Caroline was placing her feet on the bleacher when she saw Matt coming towards them.

"Guys talking about your upcoming trip." He inquired nonchalantly.

"Yeah how'd you know?"

"Who wouldn't be excited to leave this place? At least for a while."

"You have a point." Bonnie easily agreed walking over to the blonde.

"But that's not why I came over. I was passing the vending machine and the thing broke it gave me like four Gatorade's. I figured since you were out here you might like one."

"I'd like one." Bonnie moved over to grab one. "Hey look they have our favorite colors Orange and Blue."

"Hold on a minute Bon. Matt where'd you say you got these from again." Caroline interrogated.

"The vending machine on the side of the school." He made sure to stare her directly in the eye to not give off any type of vibe.

"I don't trust them Bonnie." Squinting her eyes at Matt then Stefan, who raised his hand as if he had nothing to do with this, Caroline took the bottle from Bonnie. The witch eyed the vampire not knowing what was wrong with the girl.

"You know I am really hurt by that acquisition a friend just can't get his friends a drink." Caroline wasn't given in to that. "Here Stefan." Handing Stefan his Gatorade he opened it and drank some.

"Nope, I think Bonnie and I will just drink the water we bought."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes." Bonnie gave the Gatorade back to Stefan and Matt as she and Caroline went to grab the water bottles. "Thought you could get us? It's not going to be that easy."

"I figured." Stefan spoke taking another drink of the Gatorade. As the girls drank he watched as their faces changed. "But it's not impossible."

As the girls spit out the drink the boys high fived one another. "Salt in the water. I'm ashamed. Really Stefan this is what you came up with."

"I know it could be better but that's why we bought the Gatorade's figured you'd need something to drink since we kind of destroyed your water." Stefan took both of the bottles and handed them to the girls. Bonnie was about to open the bottle when she noticed the top had already been removed. "Wait a minute. Was that just a set up to another prank?"

"No. We're honestly trying to give you something to get the salty taste out of your mouth."

"Give us your bottles."

"What?"

"Yeah we'll take those."

"Fine." The boys handed the girls there half empty bottle. They watched as the two drank the rest of their drinks. "Didn't save any for us."

"Here you can have these tainted Gatorade's. Besides we have to get back to practice. Five minutes is up." Bonnie and Caroline walked away leaving Stefan and Matt.

"How long do you think it'll take?" He asked a smile on his face.

"I'll give it a few hours." Stefan said victoriously as he walked back to cheerleading practice.

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Bonnie had been sitting at the bar waiting for Stefan and Caroline. The green-eyed vamp had invited them to dinner at the grille to apologize over there prank. But what he didn't know was that Bonnie and Caroline had an idea ready to use on him whenever they needed. "There they go." Matt said glancing to Stefan and Caroline walking into the grille.

"Hey what took you so long?"

"My mom wanted to talk to me about my grades in school." Caroline rolled her eyes. "I mean it's not like I'm going to need it really."

"You never know," Stefan spoke. "And that's me speaking from experience."

"Let's just eat okay. Matt I'll have a root beer."

"Tea for me."

"I'll take a sprite." Stefan said as they sat at the bar.

"You know Stefan I'm still embarrassed for you for that prank earlier. I mean I thought you'd be smarter than that." Caroline placed her purse on the table going through it until she found her phone.

"Yeah but even I have bad ideas once in a while."He continued to act as if his plan hadn't worked.

"I'm going to the bathroom. Bonnie can you come with me?"

"Yeah I have to go anyway." Stefan smiled at the two as they left the table. He saw Matt walk up to him and take a seat.

"So do you think they'll notice?"

"I'm sure they will." He said smiling. A minute later Stefan could see the girls coming to him. Once they stood in front of him.

"So you put food coloring in our Gatorade's didn't you?" Bonnie asked slightly impressed. "To make us pee a different color?"

"What can I say I'm good when I'm dedicated?" Stefan nodded at Matt from across the room who smiled at the two girls. "So what's that Bonnie and Caroline – 1, Stefan and Matt - 2."

"Alright it looks like you can't be trusted."

"This is war Caroline. You can't trust anyone." Stefan smiled as he leaned back in the chair not realizing Caroline and Bonnie's mind was whirling with ideas.

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Stefan opens his eyes to see his brother standing in the hall. Turning over he looks at the clock to see it is 6:15 a.m. "It's too early in the morning Damon? What do you want?"

"I think there are some people here to see you."

"Who?"

"I think it's better if you come see for yourself." His brother told him hinting that he follow him.

"Damon I don't have time for these games." Turning away from his brother and pulling the covers over his head.

"Just get your ass out the bed and come see what I'm talking about." Stefan pulls the covers off and drags his feet to the floor to stand. Following his brother he makes it to the front door to see about 50 people standing in his house. "How much for this antique clock?" An elderly woman about sixty asks.

"Why the hell are these people in my house?" Damon asks Stefan.

"I don't know." He answers truthfully.

"They keep asking for you."

"You're Stefan Salvatore right?"

"Yes."

"Well you put an ad in the paper about a yard sale that started at 6 a.m." She speaks to him while still looking at the items lying around.

"No I didn't." He clarified.

"Yes you did."

"I don't know what you're talking about." He looked up to see his brother talking to the other folks in the house, most likely trying to get them to get out.

"Here I bought it with me." The old woman pulled out the newspaper to reveal the section circled that had his info and said come on in our doors always open.

"Stefan we're not selling any of this stuff." Damon spoke walking up to his brother.

"I'll give you seventy five dollars for the photo."

"You don't even know the people in it." Damon pointed out starting to get annoyed with the woman.

"I don't want the picture just the frame." This seemed to put Damon over the edge.

"Get out. Everybody out." Damon screamed.

The lady rolled her eyes at the fuming blue eyed vampire before mumbling under her breath. "This is the worst yard sale I've ever been to." Once everyone was gone Stefan headed back to his room to see the screen on his phone was light up. Picking it up he took out his phone to see a message.

-Wanted to come to the sale but it was too early. How'd it go? - Caroline

Stefan smirked as he glanced over the text. "Good one."

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"One minute." Matt groaned walking into his living room. He hadn't meant to sound mean but his phone wouldn't stop ringing for the past 30 minutes. After the next knock Matt swung the door open.

"Hello sir I'm here about the ad in the paper." Taking in the attire of the main he was dressed very formal suit tie, briefcase the whole shebang.

"What ad?" He moaned trying to wake his self up still.

"You're selling you home right?" The teen looked at the man confused as hell.

"No, I'm not selling my home. What gave you that idea?"

"Well it says here that you are and the best times to reach you are at 8 am at home or call your house number."

"What?" Snatching the paper from him he looked over the ad, "I didn't do this."

"Well someone must have. It's a very cruel joke to play." Once he looked up he realized just who it was.

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"Do you think it worked?"

"I know it did for Stefan. I stopped by this morning. We should expect retaliation soon." Caroline brought forth while fixing her hair in the mirror in Bonnie's car.

"Oh I'm ready for anything they have to throw at us." Bonnie pulled into a parking space making sure she got the spot before the oncoming car. "What do you think they have in mind?"

"I don't know but at least we bought ourselves some time to relax." They strolled into the building to see Matt and Stefan at the vampire's locker "So how was your morning guys." Caroline interrupted before both girls burst into laughter.

"I'll give you that one but I wouldn't be so relaxed and happy right now." Stefan leaned against the locker next to his crossing his arms trying to be unfazed by their taunting.

"What you have something planned already don't' you?" The blonde cheerleader inquired not buying his act.

"Just make sure you're watching your backs." Matt finished including himself in the conversation.

"You should be watching yours. Who's to say that's all we have planned for today." The girls smirked.

The boys walked away in separate directions as Caroline walked to her locker. "Hey guys." Elena said walking up to Bonnie and Caroline. "I heard the prank you pulled on Stefan this morning."

"Yeah we did an awesome job but we have more tricks up our sleeves."

"I'm sure you do. Are you guys going to lunch?"

"Yeah let me put my things in my locker." Caroline said.

"Elena can you walk with me?" the witch asked interlocking their arms together.

"If it isn't my favorite girl." Tyler walked up to put his arms around her waist.

"I've missed you."

"I saw you yesterday." She reminded him.

"What I can't miss my girlfriend?"

"I guess so. Are you going to lunch?"

"No I've got art class."

"How about I walk you to class."

"Fine let me put my books up first." Caroline began to put in her combination as she continued speaking to Tyler. "Maybe you could come over lat—what the hell?" The blonde vampire spoke as dirt began falling out of the locker and onto her.

"Uh I can't believe these fools. I'm not scared of dirt."

"Caroline." Tyler said slowly. "I'm about to tell you something and I don't want you to scream." She looked down and realized there were water bugs, worms, hissing roaches, and spiders crawling up and down her leg.

"AHHHHHHH!" she screamed jumping up and down. "GET THEM OFF. GET THEM OFF. "

"Alright be still."Tyler cooed wiping and squishing a few of the bugs off his girlfriend.

"What the hell was that?" The werewolf asked having no idea what was going on.

"That was the sound of me beating Stefan and Matt's asses. Those two are finished." She said shaking the dirt out of her hair.

"Sounds like operations Bugsy was a success." Matt said while stepping out of the shower. He and Stefan had just come from gym and had a few minutes before their next class started.

"Why is it called operation bugsy?" Stefan spoke up so his friend could hear.

"It's what I always called them. No one knew that except my mom, sister and Elena."

"Hopefully I'm the last person you tell that to." Stefan retorted while still in the shower. Matt dried his hair as he turned to go to the mirror. Laying it on the top of his head he saw Stefan step out the shower and walk towards him. His eyes widened as he laid them on his friend.

"What color was your hair when you woke up today?" He inquired getting a confused look from the vampire.

"What kind of question is that?" Matt pointed to the mirror. Stefan slowly looked in the mirror. His eyes growing in diameter the longer he looked. "Are you kidding me?"

"Dude your hairs green and your eyebrows. All the hair on your body is green." Matt's body rolled over in laughter looking at his friend. "You're like the incredible hulk." When he stood back up he saw Stefan smile.

"Looks like they got you too." Matt turned in the mirror to see his hair was an azure blue.

"All hell. Man." He said running his fingers through his hair. "At least it's just my hair and not my whole body. Why is your whole body green?"

"I have a shampoo that doubles as body wash."

"Maybe you shouldn't" he laughed "I feel like the girls are really kicking our asses in this competition."

"We should be better. I mean we both are younger siblings. This shouldn't be so hard." The two walked into the locker room getting looks from their classmates. They decided to ignore them and deal with the problem at hand.

"Something else tells me that week of silence we had is coming back in full force today." Stefan mumbled while in his gym locker.

"Which means?" Matt wants to know while he grabs his shirt.

"We have a long day to go."

"Alright this has got to stop." Alaric said staring at his four students. He looked at each of them and they all looked a mess. "Stefan you look like the green giant and Caroline you still have glitter and dirt all over your face and hair. Bonnie you have yellow and purple paint all over you clothes."

"That's not paint." Bonnie clarified looking down at her clothes.

"I don't even want to know. Matt…" Alaric stopped to look over the boy He really wasn't that bad except the blue hair and weird smell. "You aren't as bad as these three." Matt smiled to show his pink teeth. "Okay I take it back. You all look a damn mess. So whatever kind of prank war this is you are all calling a truce right now."

"But Mr. Saltzman…" Caroline started.

"I'm all for having fun and I'm actually glad you guys are enjoying normal teenage stuff but you all need to be scrubbed from head to toe and should be soaked in the shower or bath for a few minutes."

"I guess that's a stalemate." Caroline got up and faced the boys. "Shake on it."

"Caroline, take the buzzer off of your hand." Alaric pleaded shaking his head.

"Fine." She answered defeated. The four shook hands. "Good now I got the four of you out of detention but you have to clean up all the messes you made today."

"Thanks Ric." Stefan said standing up. "But be honest who do you think really won."

"Oh the girls got you on this one. Stefan your green and Matt well he looks a mess." Again the hunter eyed his student.

"It's not that bad." He said. "Okay the girls won but where did you get all these ideas from."

"Hey Ric, I –nice." Jeremy said looking at his four friends.

"Jeremy." Matt and Stefan said figuring out the girls ally.

"Yup I'm the accomplice. I used to play tricks like these on Elena and Aunt Jenna when I was younger." He smiled looking over the guys and girls "You all look and smell disgusting."

"Well good you can help them clean up." Ric said pointing to the cleaning tools. He walked out leaving them to it.

"I can't believe Jeremy was the mastermind behind this whole thing." Stefan answered moving to grab the bucket and mop.

"Being a younger sibling to a girl has its pros. Though let's be honest you guys did an amazing job as well." The five friends grin at each other as they grab cleaning tools and head into the halls to clean up their mess.

A/N: Hoped you enjoyed! Next chapter a little secrecy is going to come up for one of our characters. Are they hiding something bad or good? That'll be shown at the beginning of the chapter. See you then.