Well, did I ever

by Not Available Today

... think of that? Can't say I did. But for that matter, neither did the Count nor Leon, neither did Ten-chan nor Papa D, neither did Chris nor Q-chan nor Jill nor ... well, you get the picture, don't you? Short stories based on a popular game. Name your characters and I'll tell you what to do with them.

3. This Beats Weird

03. How would #2 (Leon Orcot) react to if #6 (Tetsu) were pregnant with #10 (Jill Freshney)'s baby?
xD I will be so bold to assume that he would be laughing his ass off for the next two years.

The other way round I think he would go and bash Tetsu's head in.

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This Beats Weird

Leon knew D would scold him later for doing so, but he couldn't help but burst out with laughter as he looked at his colleague and friend, sitting in front of him, looking ashamed as well as miserable. "You can't be serious!" he gasped and tried to catch his breath again. "I know that beast's a guy, he's male, so how the hell -?"

"I don't know!" Jill snapped and grimaced, trying not to show how freaked she was by the development. "He just said that I couldn't give birth to the babe, because then it would be human, and he'd perhaps eat it by mistake…"

Leon shook his head, still grinning madly, and again started to laugh. "Oh my god, I can't wait to see Tetsu with a baby belly!"

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Just no: Yeah, it kinda makes a weird couple, doesn't it? But that was what the prompt requested - and I couldn't think of another way of writing it. That's why it's named "wrong" Orcot. Thanks for the rev!