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Chap 8

Holy crap! Did he just say what I think he said? Good lord does he have the hottest ass ever! Is it time to go yet? All flash through my mind as he, there's no other word for it, struts away down the dock. The sexy grin he throws me over his shoulder confirms he did in fact just say what I thought he did.

As I try desperately not to melt into a puddle I look up at the sky trying to gauge the time by the position of the sun. It's high in the clear blue sky directly above me. I shoot it a dirty look as I realize it's only noonish. I do the mental math as I walk to the other side of the dock where everyone has gathered to ride the jet ski's. The fireworks go off promptly at 8:45 and last exactly 45 minuets. OK that puts us at 9:30. Figure about 15 minutes to say good by and make our way to the front door. Maybe 30 if we have try and be sneaky and slip out separately and the another 10 to get to my place. That's what 10:00 maybe slightly after. I can do that right. It's only like ten hours from now. I'm a strong woman right?

WRONG! Pixie yells in my head as Jasper zips by on a blue jet ski, racing Em across the lake. He looks amazing with the sun glinting off of his golden skin. The strong muscles in his arms flexing as he grips the handles. Fuck it! Everyone knows something is going on. No need to sneak out separately and I'll just tell Rose we are leaving. I know she'll cover for me. So as soon as the fireworks are done I'll tell Em how amazing they were and he's a genius and we're out of here. Besides after Rose tells him her news he'll never notice I slipped out, so that Jasper can slip in. I can feel a huge smile spread over my face.

"What are you grinning about?" Rose pats the empty chair beside her.

"Oh just an inside joke." I sit down and fill her in on what Jasper said and my plan of leaving the second the show is over .

"My goodness he is quite the dirty boy isn't he? It's always the quiet one's you got to watch out for." Rose laughs squeezing my hand."Of course I'll cover for you. You go and getcha some girlfriend."

The boys pull up to the dock and ask us if we want to ride. We jump on the back of the jet ski's and both wrap our arms around our men. I lay my head on Jasper's back and look at Rose and Em just as she place's a gentle kiss on his slightly sun burnt shoulders. It's such a tender moment and I can't help but hope that Jasper and I will soon be shearing many such moments.

"Better hold on tight beautiful" Jasper says pulling my arms tighter around his waist.

He guns the throttle and we shoot off across the lake. Em and Rose right behind us. We zip around the lake for 20 or so minutes and then head back to shore to let someone else have a turn with the jet skis. Jasper jumps up onto the dock I'm fascinated by the play of muscles across his back and I nearly pass out when he turns to me to give me a had up off of the jet ski. As he turns and bends his abs constrict and I can't help remember running my tongue down the middle of his flat stomach last night or the feeling as my finger traced down the hard ridges. My eyes move lower, my mouth waters at the gimps of the divine v just reveled by his low slung board shorts. He clears his throat and his smile tells me I've been totally busted staring. Oh well if he's going to walk around half naked, flaunting his glorious body he's might as well get used to me staring and drooling . He chuckles and pulls me up and into his arm and kisses me. It's a chaste kiss our lips met for just a moment, but it still sends a tingle through my body.

"Soon." He whispers smacking me on the ass. The huskiness of his voice makes the tingling spread to my thighs. Between my thighs would be a more accurate description. I'm pretty sure I sighed out loud. Very loudly. I notice the knowing looks exchanged around us. Nope no need to sneak out tonight.

I make sure to keep myself very very busy for the rest of the day. I help to make sure all of the kids are are kept busy and out of trouble. Actually keeping the kids out of trouble is much easier than keeping Jasper and my brother out of trouble. At every turn they are getting into some sort of mischief. The super soakers come out and everyone is drafted to Jasper or Emmett's side. Rose and I declare ourselves the refrees and we watch the battle from the roof top patio of the boat house. Soon everyone is soaked, even the people that try to hide in the house. No one is safe from Team Jasper and Team Emmett. I spot Em diving over a hedge with several kids following right behind him as they try to ambush Jasper's team that are now belly crawling across the yard. In the end Jasper manages to lead his troops to victory. Emmett pouts claiming that it is only because Jasper has military training so his team had an unfair advantage.

To distract Em from his pouting Rose announces that it is time for the hot dog eating contest. All the guys line up at the hot dog table and begin shoving the grilled dogs in their mouths. Jasper managed to give Emmett some competition, but no one ever beats him eating. The buzzer goes off and Em raises his arms in victory still chewing. He grabs Rose and spins her around and goes to kiss her. She jerks out of his arms and runs away with her hand covering her mouth.

"What the heck?" Em asks looking at me.

"Um,You know Rose hates hot dogs. It was probably just the smell of your hot dog breath." I try to joke with Em. "I'll go check on her. You go brush your teeth or something."

I find Rose on the side of the house near the rose garden puking her guts out. I pull her hair back out of her face and rub the small of her back. When her stomach is empty I help her to sit on the stone bench.

"Wow! I thought that was only supposed to happen in the morning." Rose tries to joke. She wipes her eyes with the hem of her sundress."What did you tell Em?"

I giggle so hard I snort. " I told him to go brush his teeth, because it was his stinky hot dog breath that made you sick." I hold my stomach as my giggles turn to a full out belly laugh.

"Oh my poor baby, you know he's in there right now brushing." Rose tries to look mad at me.

"And knowing him flossing and gargling mouthwash too." I add between giggles. Rose gives up trying to be mad and throws her arms around me and joins in the laughing.

" I thought I heard a couple of hens clucking away back here. Everything OK ladies?" Jasper drawls as he comes around the corner."I thought you could use some cold water Miss Rose."

She takes the bottle and smiles thankfully at him. He sits down behind me straddling the bench. I lean back against his chest and his arm sneaks around my waist. After taking a long drink Rose smiles at us.

"You two look so perfect together. I can see it you belong together." Jasper squeezes me and kisses my cheek."I am so happy for both of you. " She hugs both of us with tears in her eyes again.

"Emotional much Rose?" I tease her. She rests her forehead on my shoulder.

Jasper puts his finger on her chin and lifts her head up and looks at her.

"Why Miss. Rose are you knocked up?" Jasper asks with a huge smile. Her eyes abruptly turn to me.

"I didn't say anything I swear."

"I'll take that as a yes. I take it Em does not know yet." Rose's worried look confirming Jasper's question.

"No he doesn't. I just found out myself. Your not gonna tell him." Rose sounded worried

"Oh course not darlin'. I'm sure you will tell him when your ready. Wow! Em is gonna be so happy." He wipes a tear from her eye and I fall even more in love watching how gentle he is being with Rose.

"How did you know?" She asks him.

"Well I got three sisters back home and it seems like one or the other of them is always pregnant so I have gotten to know the look of a lady with a baby in her belly." He smiles at her. "I think we better get back before Em thinks I've run off with his sister and his wife." He stands and puts his hands out to help me and Rose up.

"Thank you Jasper." Rose hugs him and starts to walk away. We follow behind her. She turns suddenly with a worried look on her face." Do you really think he's going to be happy?"

"Are you kidding me? The big lug is gonna be over the moon. You've seen him playing with all these kids today. He'll finally have someone to play with all the time."

Rose smiles and turns again. Em runs up to us as soon as he spots us.

"Oh baby are you OK? I'm so sorry. I brushed my teeth. And gargled. No more hot dog smell." Rose and I crack up again.

"I'm fine muffin. Just got to hot today I think."Rose soothes his worried brow.

"Baby your always too hot. Not just today" Em says smiling and kissing her nose.

Jasper and I groan at his cheesyness. It was sweet though. Jasper takes my hand and we follow Rose and Em to the boat house.

"Who wants to go tubing?" Em yells jumping in the boat. "Baby?" He puts his hand out to Rose.

"Um no I think I'll stay here and let my stomach settle." She says sitting in a convenient chair.

Jasper jumps gracefully onto the boat and looks at me. I glance at Rose torn between wanting to make sure she will be OK and wanting to jump into Jasper's waiting arms.

"Go on I'll be fine." Rose picks up a tiny little girl with blonde curls. "Susanna will keep me company."

I jump onto the boat and Jasper catches me with a devastating smile. He and Em help several of the kids onto the boat. Em stands and spots Rose with Susanna on her lap.

"Baby that is a good look for you." He blows her a kiss and smiles giving her both dimples. Rose absolutely beams at his comment. She catches his kiss and she and little Susanna send one back.

Em pushes the throttle and the boat jumps forward and speeds across the lake. We spend the next couple hours letting the kids all take turns on the giant tube being dragged behind the boat. I love watching Jasper helping the kids onto the tube. He even jumps in the water and rides with a few that are afraid to ride by themselves. Occasionally we pull up to the dock to get a new group of kids. When we do pull up to the dock Em jumps off the boat to check on Rose. He's being so sweet. I think he knows something is up, he's just not entirely sure what. I can't help but smile at how excited I know he's going to be.

After dumping off the last load of kids. We head out one last time with just a few adults. At the moment we are drifting in the middle of the lake. Jasper is talking to Sanchez and Em discussing some play from last years play off game. Em's defense managed to shut down the other team's offense at the 20 yard line and Sanchez came in and made a field goal at the buzzer. I sit back and stare at the sky. I suddenly notice that the sun is now sitting pretty low in the western sky. Jasper notices me looking at the sky. He excuse himself and walks over to where I'm lounging. I love watching him move. He looks like a Quarterback. He always moves with purpose and supreme confidance. Like a jungle cat. He reaches me,squats down, and leans toward me.

"Only three more hours darlin'." He says low and husky in my ear. Sliding one finger slowly down my outer thigh. Good lord what this man can do to me with a simple touch. "Come ride me. I mean with me" He smirks at me. I gets up and dives in the water and swims to the tube. Leaving me to smolder on the deck.

"God, go after him before start my boat on fire." Em teases throwing cold water at me pulling me out of my lustful trance.

I stick my tongue out at him and dive in the water. I swim over to Jasper and he helps me up onto the net part in the middle of the tube. He positions himself on top of me. Settling his rather impressive erection against my ass cheeks. I wiggle grinding into him. He growls in my ear and presses against me harder. He signals Em that we are ready and we take off through the water. I feel like we are flying. As cheesy as it sounds I have an image of us on a flying carpet and Jasper as my Aladdin. If Aladdin had massive boner pressed against Princess Jasmine's ass, that is. Boner's aside I feel so safe in his arms. I am exhilarated as we bounce high in the air cutting over the waves.

We let the others take a turn and then Jasper and I ride again. Em yells that we are running low on fuel so he turns the boat back toward the shore and pulls us in slowly. Jasper turns us so he's on his back and I'm straddling his hips. He puts his hands behind his head after checking his watch and smiles up at me.

"1 hour and 45 minutes left beautiful. Are you gonna be able to keep your hands off me that much longer?" He says with that sexy ass smirk plastered on his face.

I surprise him by saying "Probably not." And then bending down and kissing him. My tongue pushes against his lips and he opens for me, his tongue rushing out to meet mine. He pulls me down on top of him our chests are pressed tightly together. His hands glide down my spine and into the bottoms of my swimsuit. His hips are grinding into mine and I can feel him pressing against me again.

"Dude could ya stop dry humping my sister and get your hands off of her ass?" We didn't even realize the boat had stopped. "Seriously I don't need to see that shit."

Everyone near the dock laughs and we roll off the tube into the water and swim to the ladder. I climb up first and Jasper nips at my rear end.

"Dude!"

"Sorry Em I just can't help myself. Your sister has a delicious ass." I laugh and my brother groans.

I walk up to Em and whisper in his ear. "Not so dry."

"What?" He asks looking at me confused.

"The humping was not so dry. At least on my part." I laugh even harder when Em pretends like he's puking and covers his ears.

"La,La,La not listening to you." He sings. "I'm going to go and check to make sure everything is ready for the fire works."

Em walks away giving me a dirty look. I laugh at his retreating back. Jasper comes and wraps a towel around me. We decide to get something to eat the bar-b-q smells delicious. I run inside and put my dress on over my swimsuit. Thankfully Rose was able to get all the yucky brow color out and it was pristine white again. I rejoin Jasper and we get our food and go and sit with Alyanna and Liam.

"How's your face?" Alyanna asks studying Jasper's nose. "Does it hurt?"

"A little, but not anything I can't handle." He answers between bites of pulled pork.

"OK, but if the pain gets to bad take some Ibuprofen and ice your nose. You should probably ice it anyway" She decides." It looks pretty swollen. Not to surprising though the way you've been running around with all the kids."

I notice she includes Liam when she gestures to all the kids. He pouts but she kisses his cheek and he goes back to eating his ribs. I look at Jasper and she's right his poor beautiful nose is really swollen and he has deep purple bruises under both eyes. I jump up and run in the house, telling them I'd be right back. I grab three ibuprofen tabs out of the bottle in the bathroom and bring them back to Jasper. I hand him the pills along with a fresh bottle of water a snagged out of the cooler on my way back.

"What's this for?"He asks me

"Your nose looks really swollen and painful." I tell him picking up my chicken and taking a big bite.

"Thank you, but I'm fine." He hands me back the pills.

"Doctor's orders." I say trying to give him back the pills

"Really I'm fine. I've had my nose broke like a million times. I hardly feel the pain." He says trying to soundly manly.

I decide to try another tactic.

"Jasper" I say lowering my voice and placing my hand very high up on his thigh. "I need you in peak condition tonight so take the pills and quit your bitching."

He opens his mouth and I pop the pills in. He swallows them with a swig of water. Alyanna and Liam both snicker, but don't say anything.

"I love it when you get all forceful like that." Jasper whispers in my ear.

"I'll keep that in mind." I smile sweetly at him

We finish our food and chat with Alyanna and Liam and some others that have wandered over for awhile. Em walks in and gives us the thumbs up. I grab Jasper's hand and look at the time it's 8:15!

Woo fucking Hoo! Pixie yells in my head. I really like her enthusiasm. I prefer her positive attitude to mom's constant negativity. Speaking of I haven't heard from negative Nelly since I told Jasper I loved him. I guess that was too much for her to take. Well good. If I have to hear voices in my head I rather it be Pixie.

It's cause I'm fuck all awesome she declares. Now let's get these freakin fireworks over so we can go hump our brains out.

I defiantly agree with that plan.

"The fire works will start in a half hour, so if you gentlemen would help me get the chairs all set up out side we should be ready to go." Em announces.

All the men and some of the bigger boys started grabbing chairs and carrying them outside and placing
them on the dock and along the shore line. Rose wanders over and that's when all the ladies gang up on me. They of course want all of the details. I tell them mostly the truth. I tell them Jasper and I met at Skeeter's last night. I tell them I was with some friends from my yoga class. I leave out the part where Rose hired a hustler to meet me there and hook up with me. I tell them that we didn't know who each other was and we flirted a lot and made out a bit. I leave out the part about fucking him against the wall outside. I tell them my friends made me leave before I got his name or number and I tell them we were both really surprised to see each other here. Then there was the big misunderstanding with the bet and I tell them that I just really over reacted to that and Emmett seeing how upset I was over reacted as well and attacked Jasper. But now we talked it all out and we, Jasper and I, are just going to see how thing go. I think they knew I was leaving bits out, but no one questioned me. They all wished me luck and told me what a great guy they thought Jasper is.

Em comes in and says the chairs are all ready so we all go outside and find a seat. I grab Jasper's hand and head toward the end of the dock furthest out in the water where two large ceder Adirondack chairs are waiting. Em sits in one and pulls Rose down onto his lap. Every year the three of us would sit out here in these two chairs. Rose sitting on Emmett's lap cradled so lovingly in his arms and I would be so jealous praying for someone to share my chair with. My heart almost burst when Jasper pulled on my hand tugging me down onto his lap into his loving arms.

I know I promised a lemon, but I'm just a dirty lier. Oh wait what's that over there? Walks away to see.

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