Authors note: Hey little fans, sorry we haven't updated in a while we've been pretty busy but we haven't forgotten you so here is our next chapter, hope you like it! Please R&R
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"Ohh dragon fruit and mint herbal shampoo from china, we little box you will be taking a detour!" Simon giggled.
"You know rat face, this is the first useful thing you have ever done" Jace said almost appreciatively. "Now where the hell is Alec with those sodas" just as he said this Alec staggered through the door carrying bags full to the brim with Magnus' favourite type of sodas.
"Thanks for coming and helping me with the bags" Alec's voice was heavily laced with sarcasm
"Well sorry but I didn't know you were here!"Jace retorted.
"You would if you checked your Goddamn phone!"
Jace looked down at his phone that was current paused on angry birds star wars and grinned "well just think of it as an endurance test!"
Alec ignored this "So did you get into Magnus' email account?"
"Sure as hell we did" Simon spoke for the first time since Alec came in. "did you remember the bleach?" Alec rolled his eyes and held up the bleach.
"right then, the shampoo will be here in a couple of hours and if were gonna do this tonight we're going to have to start mixing those drinks and Alec you better be right about Magnus!"Jace warned
Alec sighed and started to remove sodas from the bags "Jace get the energy capsules and put them in the sodas"
"How are we actually going to seal the bottles anyway?" Jace mused
"Leave that to me!" Alec said while unscrewing the lids of the sodas. "There not gonna know what's hit them!"
3 hours later…
"Box is here!" Simon hollered as he carried the box of Magnus 'shampoo "get the bleach"
Simon made his way to the library. Alec and Jace were already siting there. Simon snatched a knife off of one of the coffee tables and went to open the box until a scarred, golden hand stopped him.
"Now stop right there rat face. We don't want Magnus knowing a couple of the bottles have been taken and you just don't have the skill to do that so allow me!" Jace said while snatching the box off of Simon and sat down on one of the armchairs then slowly without being a millimetre out of line Jace cut through the tape sealing the box. When the box was opened Jace started removing a couple of the bottles.
"Unscrew the bottles and put a half a cup of bleach in each, That should be enough to dye his hair oh and Alec you better be sure he doesn't let the girls use these bottles. I don't want my Clarys hair ruined then she'll never take me back!"
"Trust me Jace; Magnus won't let anyone touch these.
Jace grinned "Now let's get some payback!"
In Magnus' apartment…
"What the hell is this any way? Jace whispered pulling out a random bottle and thrusting it in Alec's face'.
"Shut up and put the bottles in the refrigerator, we haven't got much time!" Alec muttered batting impatiently at the Bootle in front of his eyes.
Meanwhile Simon was in Magnus' bathroom with the lights off replacing some of the Magnus' shampoo bottles with the tampered ones. Simon was so sure he was making more noise than a combine harvester and was glad when he had put the last bottle on the shelf; Simon went to leave when the bathroom door opened
"Simon what the hell are you doing in my bathroom "Magnus was clearly still half asleep so Simon took a chance.
"This is just a dream Magnus a weird, crazy dream so go on back to bed, go on!" Magnus' expression became dreamy then he stumbled back to his room singing twinkle twinkle little star. AWWW cute Simon thought then face palmed just get the hell out of here he thought the crept down the corridor to find Alec and Jace fighting over who got to write the note.
"C'mon he is my boyfriend!" Alec complained
"Ex actually, anyway I really really want to do it! Jace pleaded
"Fine go on, you win!" Alec said giving in.
"Yeah sucker!"
Jace grabbed a piece of heavily perfumed paper and started scribbling…
Hey girlies and Magnus,
We've missed you, bet you've missed us to. We just wanted to say watch your backs co we're coming!
From your boys
XXXX
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