Ninja Boyfriend
Genre: Humor, Hurt/Comfort
Rating: High K+
Pairings: Spitfire
Guest Stars: Artemis
NOTE: Behind the Scenes stuff at bottom
Wally smirked as he ran up to Artemis his face inches away from her, "Hey Arty guess what I found?"
Artemis's face twisted up in a grimace as she pushed him away, "mouthwash? Cuz you definently need some."
Wally blushed violently, before disappearing and reappearing seconds later, bits of toothpaste stuck to his mouth. "Alright now guess what I found?"
Artemis groaned, to keep her smile at bay, before asking, "What?"
"Tada!" Wally held a DVD cover inches away from her face. "Just a movie about a ninja girl trying to save her ninja boyfriend, but he's from a rival ninja—"
"Alright, I get it," Artemis groaned.
"You know I honestly thought you were making it up, but Rob helped me find the movie, so now were gonna watch it," Wally said smiling as he raced towards the DVD player.
"What like a date?" Artemis asked smirking. "Cuz I'm not sure if you're aware, but I have a boyfriend."
Again Wally blushed violently and he stuttered out, "No, no of course not just as friends, I mean not that we're—I mean you're great, but—"Wally groaned. "I'll just leave and get the rest of the Team."
"Oh shut up, it's fine," Artemis told him, trying (and failing) to suppress laughter. "But you try anything and I'll knock you out and drop you somewhere in Alaska got it?"
Wally nodded numbly before pressing play and making his way over to her.
For a long time they sat there in awkward silence watching the movie, before Artemis barked out a laugh.
Wally jumped and turned to her quickly, "What's wrong with you? A guy was just shot?!"
"It should've missed," Artemis explained quickly. "She wasn't holding the bow right, trust me if it wasn't a movie her boyfriend to be would be dead right now."
Wally smiled, "Well then I guess I should be thankful that you don't need movie graphics to save my life."
"Yes you should be," Artemis said as she tried to ignore the fact that she was just complimented.
Again silence fell over the room, until Wally laughed.
"Did you see that? His little sidekick guy is just like Robin? Disappearing without a trace and without telling anybody."
Artemis smiled, "Hmmm, so I guess that makes Robin you're sidekick."
Wally's face broke into a smile and Artemis laughed at the child like excitement in his eyes.
"So I guess that makes the emotionless leader Kaldur and the naïve girl following me around M'gann."
Wally smile got bigger, "What about Supey?"
Artemis opened her mouth to answer before there was a suddenly explosion followed by a loud roar coming from the TV.
"Nevermind I think I found him."
Artemis laughed.
The movie continued on and it was almost scary how much it reflected the Team, the way that the Superboy and M'gann characters looked at each other, the way "Robin" was always in the middle of things, the only major difference was the fact that ninja Wally and ninja Artemis were falling head over heels for each other.
"So how do you think it's gonna end?" Artemis asked as the movie faded into black, getting ready for the next scene.
Wally shrugged, "How should I know? You're the one whose seen it before."
"Oh um right well I never actually saw the uh ending, because that's when we were called to the Cave for the mission," Artemis flinched, she really needed to work on her lying skills.
"Uh huh," Wally muttered. "Or maybe you haven't seen it at all and—"
"NO!"
Wally stopped talking as a bullet flew from a gun and ninja Wally fell his eyes wide with surprise.
"Oh my gosh," Artemis whispered as she stared at the Team. "You—I mean he was just shot."
"But he'll be alright," Wally whimpered. "Right? I mean my character can't just die right? That's no fun."
They watched as the boy fell over the side of the roof falling to the ground with a sickening crunch.
"I don't think he's gonna get back up."
"He has to he's me," Wally insisted. "I can't just go down."
"Wally he's not actually you, it's just a movie."
"I know, but still! He's my character, he can't just die."
Artemis didn't answer.
In shock the girl screamed as she pushed her father away and sent him over the side of the building as well, she didn't bother to look back as she went after her fallen love.
By some miracle he'd survived, the way they always do in movies.
"See told you I'm fine," Wally sighed in relief.
"It's not over yet, a lot can happen in the last few seconds."
"This is all my fault," the girl sobbed as she tried desperately to save the young man on the ground. "If only I had—"
"Hey, hey it's okay," the boy gasped as he tried to gently pushed her hair away. "Should've known that I'd go down trying to save the most beautiful girl in the world."
"No, no don't say that," The girl continued to mutter.
"Guess I lost," the boy coughed up blood.
"No, no, you won he cheated, guns weren't allowed he was never supposed to—"she choked on a sob as the man's eyes began to lose life. "No! Stay with me, don't leave!" She girl cried as she began CPR. "Don't you dare leave me?!"
Artemis resisted the urge to look over at Wally who had gone pale.
"I love you! I love you! There I said it, you were right, now come back!"
Rain began to pour as it always does during movies, "Please…I love you." She laid her head on his chest and waited for the life that would never come. "I'm so sorry."
The screen slowly began to fade to black as people came and took the body away, dragging her away from it. M'gann, Superboy, and Robin's characters hugging her tightly as they all mourned their friend's death.
For a long time the duo just sat there in silence, neither saying a word before Wally cleared his throat.
"What a stupid ending," he said a fake smile being forced upon his lips.
"You're telling me," Artemis mumbled, looking over at him. "You gonna be okay?"
"Huh, ya of course."
"You know that you aren't really gonna die right? And that's just a movie, right?"
"What of course! I mean come on clearly I'm fast enough to dodge a bullet. Besides we all know that the Wallman can't go down that easily."
Artemis smiled, "of course how could I forget? After all you remind of it all the time, now if you excuse me I have a DVD to use as target practice."
Wally sat there for a moment as he watched her go, he'd never really accepted the fact that he was mortal til now. He'd never truly realized that one day he'd die and there'd be no coming back.
Wally continued to sit there in silence before he jumped to his feet in realization. Artemis.
"Artemis wait! That's a rental! Don't shoot!" And he was gone.
So there you go a little humor….and then I'll admit things may or may not get depressing
Quick BEHIND THE SCENES of this chapter
This Chapter was meant to allude to Wally's death in the series (which is why no names are given to the TV characters) as much as possibly
There was supposed to be a quick kiss in this chapter, but it was scrapped, because it wouldn't flow right (sorry Spitfire fans)
Robin's movie character was originally gonna die, before Wally's, but this scene was also dropped do to it moving attention away from Wally's "death"
That's right people I actually do go back and rewrite things XD
Anyways the next chapter has Queen Bee in it (it's already written so feel free to speculate what's gonna happen in the comments)
However I know very little about Queen Bee (Wikipedia and Young Justice is all) so any advice on her mind controlling powers would be great, otherwise I'll just keep it the way I have it and hope fans don't go crazy
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I Want To Remain Anonymous: Yep, at least for a little while XD Anyways I like tumblr just fine I guess, I will say this though it's addicting, at least I think it is. However overall I like it just fine
Bayllarina: Young Justice: Legacy is the video game for Young Justice (obviously) that will help fill in some of the 5 year time gap (or hopefully a lot of it) it's set to come out on September 10th of this year I believe
XxNeonShadowsxX: Well I wouldn't stop posting it would be more like there'd be a bunch of filler chapters instead of the other stuff. However if I do end up writing through the five year time skip I'll wait til Legacy comes out because I like to at least stay with canon a little bit
Naturegirl11432: Okay, however if I don't skip five years I'll probably wait until Legacy comes out to help fill in the gap
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