"Shhhh!" Whispered Harry to Ron. Ron continued to giggle madly. Harry gave in and started laughing with his best friend. He grabbed the almost empty bag if calocell from the floor and threw it out the window.

"Bad...ass!" Exclaimed Ron. Harry smirked and nodded.

"I know right!" He said proudly. "Now come on. The pisswiz are on a mission!" And with that he ran out od the empty Gryffindor common room in his new superman costume. Ron changed into his bunny rabbit costume and followed Harry through the corridors.

"Harry! DONT LEAVE ME! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND! I LOVE YOU! STAY! WHY WON'T YOU STAY?" Ron screamed. Harry turned around and ran back to his friend. He gave him a big hug.

"I love you too Bonnie," he said.

"Ron," corrected Ron.

"Right. Anyway, come on! Let's find Mrs Norris!" And they started crawling through the dark corridors, looking for the cat.

Finally, they found her wandering around in the defence against the dark arts classroom. Harry grabbed her and grinned. "You've been CAT-napped!" And with that, Harry burst out laughing at his own joke.

Ron started hopping around the classroom. He found professor Umbridge's cardigan and started sniffing. "Ooooh, someones been hugging toads!"

"Bonnie! Let's get to work!" Screamed Harry. He pulled out his wand and conjured a few buckets of paint and a razor.

Ron grabbed the razor and shaves a very rude image onto the cats back. Harry laughed at Ron's handy work. "She looks like a wand!" He grinned. Then he pulled out a pink bucket of paint and started colouring in the 'wand'.

By now the cat was yelping and scratching them so Ron changed her claws into sponges and her teeth into marshmallows. He also put a silencing charm on her. Then he started writing 'CAT' on the kitty's forehead with blue paint.

Suddenly, Harry heard Mr Filch shouting for Mrs Norris. He grabbed the buckets of paint and hid behind the doorway. "What are you doing?" Screamed Mr Filch when he saw Ron and the cat. Harry jumped out behind Mr Filch and covered him in paint.

"Come on Bonnie! RUN!" screamed Harry, leading Ron out the door.

"D'you think he noticed?' Asked Ron as he and Harry tap danced their way to the common room.

"Maybe," muttered Harry. "We might get in trouble. Snape'll send us to azkaban!"

"No way! The pisswiz are fucking free forever! Give him Seamus instead!"

So I was bored and I decided to write anotyher wierd and wacky wizard drug story. Review if you liked it :L